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    Default The night before christmas.

    I post this up on GTRC every year, figured i'd share it here again.

    The Night Before Christmas

    'Twas the night before Christmas and in the garage
    there wasn't a trace of a Chevy or Dodge.
    The presents were wrapped and the lights were all lit
    so I figured I'd mess with the Skyline for a bit,.....!

    I unlatched the bonnet and lifted the hood
    when a deep voice behind me said "Looks pretty good."
    Well, as you can imagine, I turned mighty quick
    and there, by the workbench, stood good Ole Saint Nick!

    We stood there a bit, not too sure what to say
    then he said "Don't suppose that you'd trade for my sleigh?"
    I said "no way, Santa" and started to grin,
    "but if you've got the time we could go for a spin!"
    His round little mouth, all tied up like a bow,
    turned into a smile and he said "Hey! Let's go!"

    So as not to disturb all the neighbors' retreat
    we pushed the Skyline quietly into the street.
    Then, taking our places to drift down the hill,
    I turned on the key and I let the clutch spill.
    The sound that erupted took him by surprise
    he liked it a lot....by the look in his eyes.

    With Goodyear's a'cryin' and turbo's full blow
    we headed on out where the hot rodders go.
    Santa's grin widened, approaching his ears,
    with every shift up as I went through the gears.
    Then he yelled "Can't recall when I've felt so alive!"
    so I backed off the gas and said "You wanna drive?"

    Ole Santa was stunned when I gave him the keys
    when he walked past the headlights he shook at the knees!
    The straight six exploded as the car turned the ground!
    Santa let out the clutch and with that sweet blow off sound!
    Powershift into second, and again into third!
    I sat there just watching, at a loss for a word.
    Then I heard him exclaim as we blasted from sight,

    "Merry Christmas to all,............it's a heck of a night!!!"

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    Pretty good poem!
    Thanks to The_Fuzz for the photo

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    haha well done, merry christmas everyone!!

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    That's so awesome!

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    2011 bump!

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    Sounds like street racing to me. BLOOOOCKER!







    Nice poem, Merry Christmas!
    Quote Originally Posted by AudiInProgress View Post
    MMMMMMMmmmmm. Your voice makes me moist.

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    sick poem! much appreciated!

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    Now that's a poem lol!
    I write poems myself but never tried something like this, I should give a shot ha ha

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    LOL This was posted on the silverado SS forums, but obviously tweaked to our own needs haha.

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