| 6 Phrases to Avoid in the Sack - Click HERE for Original Thread |
| GirlRacer P1 |
1 - “Ohh, it’s so cute!”
2 - “Wait, you didn’t know I was faking it?”
3 - “Avoid the left side of the mattress. My dog peed there last night.”
4 - “Sooo…what are your thoughts on children?”
5 - -“Want to try this move I used to do with my ex?”
6 - “I can’t do that position tonight. I had tacos for dinner.” |
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| Flex |
How about this one:
"Man your sisters better in the sack then you" |
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| GirlRacer P1 |
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Originally posted by Flex
How about this one:
"Man your sisters better in the sack then you"
The only one worse than that is "Man your mother is better than you"
yikes. |
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| Nightstalker |
| How about, "Oh god.. I thought you were a chick".. :blink: |
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| BlueLude |
I actually know a girl who said two of these before. Dirty little bird. lol
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahhhh, it's cute.
3. Why don't we just cuddle?
4. You know they have surgery to fix that.
5. Make it dance.
6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?
7. Wow, and your feet are so big.
8. It's OK, we'll work around it.
9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
10. Oh no... a flash headache.
11. (giggle and point)
12. Can I be honest with you?
13. How sweet, you brought incense.
14. This explains your car.
15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
16. Why is God punishing me?
17. At least this won't take long.
18. I never saw one like that before.
19. But it still works, right?
20. It looks so unused.
21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
23. Are you cold?
24. If you get me real drunk first.
25. Is that an optical illusion?
26. What is that?
27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
28. Does it come with an air pump?
29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
30. I guess this makes me the 'early bird. |
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| GirlRacer P1 |
| LOL. I love numbers 8 and 14. :lol: |
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| Scintillater |
| oh shiiiett ahhahaa |
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| HKSpowers |
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Originally posted by Scintillater
oh shiiiett ahhahaa
HAHA so funny.
I almost thought it was Matt talking!!! HAHAHA |
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| s2oooR |
so what two did she actually say?
i'll go with 8 and 19 as my guess.... :lol: |
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| BlueLude |
LOL She would only tell me one. 11.
Damn man... I'd have walked. :D |
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| s2oooR |
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Originally posted by BlueLude
LOL She would only tell me one. 11.
Damn man... I'd have walked. :D
hahahaha.....your kidding right? Number 11? :lol:
I never woulda thought! I wonder what the guy did after that :unsure: :blink: |
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| BlueLude |
| My guess would be; strapped on the Swedish made penis enlarger. lol |
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| SHIFT_AT_9000_RPMS |
| Haha, comdey. 30 is funny as hell. :bigthumbup: |
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| MightyMidget |
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Originally posted by BlueLude
My guess would be; strapped on the Swedish made penis enlarger. lol
[austin powers voice]but really its not mine.....[/austin powers voice]
those are good man......iwas laughing :bigthumbup:
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| Nightstalker |
| 14 is the funniest one on there by far.. :bigthumbup: |
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| BlueLude |
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Originally posted by schlong69
[austin powers voice]but really its not mine.....[/austin powers voice]
"One credit card slip says here... Danger Powers" |
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| Copper |
straight comedy....
#5 cracked me up.... |
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