| 780Tuners |
| What are common questions and answers you get/give about your ride? |
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| superpirate25 |
| Is it as slow as it looks? :lol: |
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| -]TooL[- |
| one of the most common i see is simply advise on what to do (and options), or where it should be done. |
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| SplineZ |
What is it?
Where is your engine?
Where is your trunk?
Is that stock height?
James Z |
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| scooby_dooby |
- what year is this?
90
- really??? |
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| rexxrally |
| Do you do that often with your car? How many tow trucks does it take to get it down out of that tree? :D |
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| VerbotenZ34 |
"What kind of car is that?"....which usually segues into something like "dude, there is no such thing as a Z34 Lumina, Monte Carlos are Z34's!" :rolleyes: :gay:
Oh ya, and "is it fast?"
Verboten |
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| SplineZ |
I forgot about the year one :)
hehe
James Z |
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| TurboTony |
"Where'd you get the body kit?"
"Where'd you get the turbo kit?"
"Have you ever been down the track?"
"What does it run?"
"Your fuckin kidding right?"
That's half of the usual conversation anyway.
Tony |
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| GirlRacer P1 |
The stupidest ones asked about the Accord:
"Is that a Civic?"
"What size are those wheels, 15s?" (They are 18s)
"Are those Sparcos?" (it says Sparco right on the seat dumbass)
followed by
"Really? Those must have cost a LOT"
God i love dumb people. |
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| SHIFT_AT_9000_RPMS |
quote:
Originally posted by GirlRacer P1
The stupidest ones asked about the Accord:
"Is that a Civic?"
"What size are those wheels, 15s?" (They are 18s)
"Are those Sparcos?" (it says Sparco right on the seat dumbass)
followed by
"Really? Those must have cost a LOT"
God i love dumb people.
Haha, never got any of the " Is that your boyfriend's car? " :bigthumbup: |
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| GirlRacer P1 |
| Don't remind me!!!! :tear: it is soley the EX's car now... I will get it back... right Matt?? |
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| SHIFT_AT_9000_RPMS |
quote:
Originally posted by GirlRacer P1
Don't remind me!!!! :tear: it is soley the EX's car now... I will get it back... right Matt??
..............ahhh oops. |
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| quickshifter |
| Are those stock rims?? |
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| djshortys |
Does that thing got a hemi in it??
v8 and civic dont mix.
andy |
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| GirlRacer P1 |
It's okay. He got sole custody of it when I came back to Edmonton.
Although that does remind me of a comment:
"I didn't know chicks could drive standard" |
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| MightyMidget |
is that a real PONTIAC Grand Am JDM???
are those wheels powder coated?
where are your brakes? ( i have disk covers on the stock wheels)
how hard was it to make LHD?
its got the 3.3L V6 with DOHC right???
are those real dual exhaust.....what aftermarket mufflers are you running?
that thing must pull 12's...right?? 12 as in 12 MINUTES!!!!
Grand Ma OWN3D you :thefinger:
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| 00GAGT |
" did you buy it?"
" is it yours?"
" is it lowered?"
most common i have got |
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| Ry96Z26 |
Is that a Cavalier<----most ANNOYING ever!!!!
Where are the door handles?(people usually wait for me to open the door for them from the inside)
also, Nice paint job, where'd you get it done. |
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| 2003specv |
quote:
Originally posted by quickshifter
Are those stock rims??
I get that all the time. Along with, "What kind of car is that?" and then a blank stare when I tell them. |
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| REFLUX |
What year
is it fast
how's the reliability
any mods |
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| WookeysRX7 |
What year is it?
How many motors have you gone through?
What kinda mods do you have?
Have you run at the track? |
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| Spike7ss |
I get the "how many miles" and i say 515, and then give odd looks
Also get "what year is it?"
1991
"no way it looks too new"
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| Flex |
Ummm...I usually get
"Hey can I take my bikini top off in your car?"
"Does it bother your driving if my hand is there?"
but mostly they ask
"Is it as fun to drive as it looks?"
"Is it fast?" |
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| bomberman |
What kind of car is that?
Yamaha makes a car engine?
Can I drive it?
--no haha |
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| Lll_J |
"Is that a NOS tank man?"
No
"Are you gonna put NOS on it man?"
No
"I see you did a propane conversion."
No
"Do the hydraulics thing!"
No
"How much was the paintjob?"
Its stock paint
Jordan |
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| 00GAGT |
[/QUOTE]Do the hydraulics thing!"[QUOTE]
hehe that just sounds funny |
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| redbaron303 |
"Whats wrong with your fender..."
"is that duct tape"
"how is that thing fast..." |
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| Lll_J |
quote:
"Whats wrong with your fender..."
"is that duct tape"
"how is that thing fast..."
Hahaha, Is that duct tape? Man thats good!
Jordan |
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| TheNeonEdge |
What year?
81
What size motor?
301
Thats a motor?
umm...no i just lied to you
Wanna Race?
;)
Did those lights just move?
Its your imagination......oohhh there they go again
Is that stock color?
Yes, they made pearl base paints in the 80's -_-
And then so far on my 4 day old car Ive gotten.
Where did you get 30 000?
I didnt, it didnt cost that much
Is that a Jaguar?
Yes, infiniti is code for jaguar B)
--ThE EdGe |
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| Jockette |
"did you do all that work yourself?"
-"yes. but with help of friends, of course...whenever they have time to join me in the garage"
"what are you planning to do with your engine?"
-"NOS" <---i kid. i've never said that...even thought i really wanted to blow up the d15 last SCC =)
most common COMMENT females make is
"you remind me of the girl from 2 fast 2 furious"
-that is when i cringe and fall to the ground |
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| MightyMidget |
quote:
Originally posted by Lll_J
quote:
"Whats wrong with your fender..."
"is that duct tape"
"how is that thing fast..."
Hahaha, Is that duct tape? Man thats good!
Jordan
BWAHAHAHAHAAAAA that is funny....but oh so true!!!!
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| 98 teg |
| I was doing a coolent flush at home, when some guy walked up to me and asked if I was putting in nos guy was in his 40s I'm like just changing the coolent :pat: |
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| ChromeDragon |
quote:
Originally posted by schlong69
how hard was it to make LHD?
Bwahahahaha, Steve actually said something funny!!!
Well for my car now.
How do you like the Hachi Roku?
Do you drift all the time?
How much power does it have?
And you can drift with that?
Why are your rear tires bald?
:bigthumbup:
Chromey |
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| MightyMidget |
quote:
Originally posted by ChromeDragon
quote:
Originally posted by schlong69
how hard was it to make LHD?
Bwahahahaha, Steve actually said something funny!!!
Well for my car now.
How do you like the Hachi Roku?
Do you drift all the time?
How much power does it have?
And you can drift with that?
Why are your rear tires bald?
:bigthumbup:
Chromey
I am always funny..... :bigthumbup: bizsnatch
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How do you like the Hachi Roku?
matt: what did you say about my mom??
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Do you drift all the time?
matt: drifting is what AWD cars do....i fishtail
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How much power does it have?
matt: too much for me......it spins like mad!!! YO
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And you can drift with that?
matt: well only when in snows.....then It really has power
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Why are your rear tires bald?
matt: whay....so thats why i dont get any traction....wtf
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| SRBURG13 |
Is that the stock engine?
me:NO
Whats all done?
me:enough
How much did it cost you?
me:Alot
Like seriously, how much did it cost you?
me:Alot
You're not gonna tell me, come on man?
me: how old is your sister? and is she hot?
After finishing with the sister. Him: So, how much was it?
me: Alot :D :thefinger: |
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| MightyMidget |
quote:
Originally posted by SRBURG13
Is that the stock engine?
me:NO
Whats all done?
me:enough
How much did it cost you?
me:Alot
Like seriously, how much did it cost you?
me:Alot
You're not gonna tell me, come on man?
me: how old is your sister? and is she hot?
After finishing with the sister. Him: So, how much was it?
me: Alot :D :thefinger:
him: is is still slow?
me: VERY!!!!! :thefinger:
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| POX |
someone: why didn you get manual
me: cause it a daily driver
someon: so manual is fun
me: does your car have heated seats?
someon: no.......
me: :D |
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| BlueLude |
"Is that a stock color?"
"Are those 17's or 18's"
"Type of exhaust?" |
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| Insomniac |
- I didn't know they still made RX-7's
- What do you mean it uses lots of gas?
- They're front wheel drive, right?
- That's the car with the Rotax motor, right?
- Does it have a V6 or V8?
- Hey mister, is that a race car? (little kids) |
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| VerbotenZ34 |
quote:
Originally posted by Ry96Z26
Is that a Cavalier<----most ANNOYING ever!!!!
Where are the door handles?(people usually wait for me to open the door for them from the inside)
Oh yeah, I get these quite a bit too.
"Why'd you put a widebody kit on a Cavalier?" Ummmm,....I didn't. Its just the Cavalier and Beretta's Big Brother. And yes, it IS better than a Camaro (Z/28 < Z/34! :owned:)
My girlfriend has finally gotten the hang of the outside doorhandles though :)
Verboten |
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| Talontsi96 |
"How many horse?"
me: I don't know
"ever take it to the track?"
me: yes
"What does it run?"
me: So far Shitty |
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| fiero_TyPe_s |
what kinda car is that?
fiero
what ?
fiero
who made that ?
pontiac
oh! you fit in that?
yes quite well even at 6'8" tall
what your that tall?
yes!
2. hey cool car is it fast?
not really but peppy and fun to drive!
3. Wow you have a rice body kit on a fiero where did you get that?
made it!
no honestly where did you get it?
i made it from fiberglass and other cars parts
cool
thanks |
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| THEONE |
quote:
Originally posted by Talontsi96
"How many horse?"
me: I don't know
"ever take it to the track?"
me: yes
"What does it run?"
me: So far Shitty
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| buzzed |
WHY A PT?
You have Nos?!?
Whats with the scuba tanks?
Who did the paint?
Did you buy it that way?
Who painted the interior? |
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| Magnum |
why the rice rocket...
are you trying to be japanese
why would you spend 33k on a car
what have you raced |
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| Nis240 |
Them: Is that your mx6?
me: No thats my 240sx
Them: Nice integra dude
Me: ITS A 240SX COUPE!!!!!!
Them: Are you sure this is a 240sx ,they dont look like this?
Me: Its the coupe!!
them: whats the sticker on your windshield for?
me: Heads up display
Them: what the hell is that? or cool i didnt know cars this old had that.
Them what happened to your fender? it looks like someone threw a brick at it
Me i would like to know what happened too (i bought the car like that) |
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| s2oooR |
| Looks like a miata, how much did u pay for it? 30 000? lol |
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| Park |
| I think one of the more sillier questions I have been asked is: Is there air in those tires or are they solid rubber? I just said what? I'm running 215/35/18's. Then there are the standard comments. How do you drive it when it's touching the ground..ect... Why did you ruin a perfectly good truck, how do you haul stuff..ect..goes on and on |
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| RX_AGENT |
| Is that a real type-R? |
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| MrHeavyFoot |
Them: Is it chipped?
Me: You mean other than the windshield?
I used to reply "Just the windshield" but I can't really say that anymore.
A lot of people seem to assume that the 1.8T is the diesel engine as well. |
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| stealth |
Them: Is that your car!?
Me: Yes
Them: How old are u?
Me: 16
THem: Your parents got you a nice sweet 16 birthday present.
Me: what do you mean? i paid for it on my own?
Them: ya right!!?
Me: Honest
Them: how can you afford a 20 grand car? your still making payments right?
Me: I paid it out right in cash, and its not 20 grand its only 10.
Them: How can you save 10 grand.
Me: Its called hard work.
Them: What size rims?
Me: 16's
Them: you take it to the track?
Me: No
Them: Nice exhaust
Me: Thanks
Them: What kind is it?
Me: Stock. |
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| high school |
i get a whole lot of
did ur parents pay for that?
NO :finger: |
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| rexxrally |
quote:
Originally posted by stealth
Them: Your parents got you a nice sweet 16 birthday present.
Me: what do you mean? i paid for it on my own?
I bet their next question (perhaps un-asked) after you tell them you paid for it yourself is:
"Do you sell drugs"? |
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| GTS Jeff |
| "do u go drifting?" |
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| TurboMR2 |
here's my list...
1) No way that car is 11 year's old?
2) Where's your trunk?
3) How did you get it so shiny?
4) Where's your engine?
5) What's that snorkel on your car? (referring to the Tom's Air Scoop ;) )
6) Is it turbo? |
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| s2oooR |
them: you must get alota chicks with that car.
me: no :( lol |
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| SplineZ |
quote:
Originally posted by s2oooR
them: you must get alota chicks with that car.
me: no :( lol
im a miata? ya right ;) jk
James Z |
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| GsiTurbo |
| Hmm...the most common ones are "nice Civic" or "nice CRX" :angry: , followed by "is that a real intercooler??" (no, its not, just a cardboard one painted silver!!)...and my favorite one: WHAT IS THAT CAR? |
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| ChromeDragon |
quote:
Originally posted by s2oooR
them: you must get alota chicks with that car.
me: no :( lol
I seem to get that comment all the time with my Buick too......
Maybe it's that there's always random nekid women fooling around in the back seat though...........
Chromey |
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| HKSpowers |
Is that an SRV?
You'll see,
haha when i'm passing you by and you hear my VTec crossover! haha |
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| 00GAGT |
quote:
Originally posted by high school
i get a whole lot of
did ur parents pay for that?
NO :finger:
hehe me too i get that alot..but they did i would like to say they didnt tho |
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| stealth |
quote:
Originally posted by rexxrally
quote:
Originally posted by stealth
Them: Your parents got you a nice sweet 16 birthday present.
Me: what do you mean? i paid for it on my own?
I bet their next question (perhaps un-asked) after you tell them you paid for it yourself is:
"Do you sell drugs"?
yes my friends told me some kids at school asked if i was a dealer :angry:
and yes i do bet people think that after they talk to me.
when i drive i always get stares and it annoys me. |
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| Z3r0 |
what year is it?
how did you get that huge dent in fender?
is that primer on the fender?
is it fast?
is it twin turbo? |
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| rexxrally |
quote:
Originally posted by Z3r0
how did you get that huge dent in fender?
The answer to that question is:
"Thank you SO MUCH for once again bringing back a horrible and painful memory for me. My mother DIED in that car accident. Why don't you give that knife in my heart an extra twist?"
I said that to a guy once (who I know could take a joke). His jaw hit the floor, and I could see he felt about 2 inches high. He then started mumbling, and back-pedalling and apologizing profusely (not to mention sweating).
Then I started to laugh, and he wanted to kill me.................... :D |
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| midnite |
quote:
Originally posted by HKSpowers
Is that an SRV?
You'll see,
haha when i'm passing you by and you hear my VTec crossover! haha
i thought your vtec didn't work :unsure: |
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| s2oooR |
quote:
Originally posted by SplineZ
quote:
Originally posted by s2oooR
them: you must get alota chicks with that car.
me: no :( lol
im a miata? ya right ;) jk
James Z
im a miata? i dont get it :wacko: |
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| s2oooR |
quote:
Originally posted by ChromeDragon
quote:
Originally posted by s2oooR
them: you must get alota chicks with that car.
me: no :( lol
I seem to get that comment all the time with my Buick too......
Maybe it's that there's always random nekid women fooling around in the back seat though...........
Chromey
I wish i had a back seat to have random nekid women to fool around in it :( :tear:
share? :D B) :P |
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| SHIFT_AT_9000_RPMS |
| Is it salvagable?? :blink: :D |
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| DeathBy240 |
Wheres you're door handles?
Why does you're door open for you when you get close to it?
When are you doing an SR swap? |
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| midnite |
with the black steel rims i get a lot of, 'is that a police car?'
and since the snow fell, 'do you know your completely sideways?!' followed by 'can you do that again?' |
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| CrazyChemist |
You got Sr20 in there?
Are you plannig to put one in?
The worst one is someguy pull up to me and said is that a Skyline? |
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| DeathBy240 |
quote:
Originally posted by CrazyChemist
The worst one is someguy pull up to me and said is that a Skyline?
People have thought my car was a 300ZX, a 240Z and a 200ZX?? |
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| ChromeDragon |
quote:
Originally posted by s2oooR
quote:
Originally posted by ChromeDragon
quote:
Originally posted by s2oooR
them: you must get alota chicks with that car.
me: no :( lol
I seem to get that comment all the time with my Buick too......
Maybe it's that there's always random nekid women fooling around in the back seat though...........
Chromey
I wish i had a back seat to have random nekid women to fool around in it :( :tear:
share? :D B) :P
Trade?
They can have rollerblades on in the back too! :bigthumbup: :wub: |
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| Magnum |
chromy, that vid on your signature is f@cking helarious.... the kid actually plugs his nose before he hits the pavement.. rofl...
oh and i get alot of...
Question 'how did you afford your car'
Answer 'i payed off a cavalier for 3yrs and sold it for a downpayment'
Question ' Wow you must make tons of money in the army
Answer ' no not really, just job security gives you good credit'
Question 'whats the insurance like on that thing'
Answer '3k a year, cause i have 3yrs without a ticket'
Statement ' we'll let aaron pay, he has a rsx, he has lots of money' cough chris :wacko:
Answer ' no, because of my rsx, i have no money. |
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| ChromeDragon |
quote:
Originally posted by Magnum
chromy, that vid on your signature is f@cking helarious.... the kid actually plugs his nose before he hits the pavement.. rofl...
oh and i get alot of...
Question 'how did you afford your car'
Answer 'i payed off a cavalier for 3yrs and sold it for a downpayment'
Question ' Wow you must make tons of money in the army
Answer ' no not really, just job security gives you good credit'
Question 'whats the insurance like on that thing'
Answer '3k a year, cause i have 3yrs without a ticket'
Statement ' we'll let aaron pay, he has a rsx, he has lots of money' cough chris :wacko:
Answer ' no, because of my rsx, i have no money.
LoL I love the vid too! Gives a whole new meaning to the saying "look before you leap". My guess is that not only did the kid plug his nose, he most likely closed his eyes too! Bwhahahahahahhahaha! :bigthumbup: :blink: |
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| s2oooR |
quote:
Originally posted by ChromeDragon
quote:
Originally posted by s2oooR
quote:
Originally posted by ChromeDragon
[QUOTE]Originally posted by s2oooR
[B] them: you must get alota chicks with that car.
me: no :( lol
I seem to get that comment all the time with my Buick too......
Maybe it's that there's always random nekid women fooling around in the back seat though...........
Chromey
I wish i had a back seat to have random nekid women to fool around in it :( :tear:
share? :D B) :P
Trade?
They can have rollerblades on in the back too! :bigthumbup: :wub: [/b][/quote]
Rollerblades, huh? That almost makes it worth it! :P :unsure: :wub: |
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| ChromeDragon |
| I'll throw in my kick ass pivoting body blades, the abec 7's gotta be worth a few grand at least! LoL |
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| Nis240 |
quote:
Originally posted by DeathBy240
When are you doing an SR swap?
the most common question towards 240 owners. |
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