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What do u use to masterbate with - Click HERE for Original Thread

Magnum
;)

redbaron303
Damn Aaron.... You've got a thing w/ asking odd sexual questions for Forum members to answer..... Think you're doing it wrong or something?! Damn wankers...

djshortys
i tend to stand on the sink counter and look at my ass in the mirror while listing to "living la vida loca"..it sure gets me goin..



andY!

s2oooR
quote:
Originally posted by djshortys
i tend to stand on the sink counter and look at my ass in the mirror while listing to "living la vida loca"..it sure gets me goin..



andY!


hahahahahaha :lol: :lol: :lol: ^_^ :huh: :slap:

s2oooR
ya, i prefer an oldie.....Starship, "nothings gonna stop us now" :lol: :unsure:

redbaron303
Rolling stones - start me up..... :bigthumbup:

Flex
Lino told me if you flip your hand around it feels like someone else is doing it........ :D

REFLUX
HAHAHHAHAHHA

mr2_import
chris mom is good for giving hand jobs I spit at her if she spits on me :)

driving a lemon
Sue Johanson!!!!

The old lady that has the sex show is da bomb! :wub:

mrprecidia
ODB OH BABY I LIKE IT RAW

Nis240
quote:
Originally posted by Flex
Lino told me if you flip your hand around it feels like someone else is doing it........ :D

No it doesnt. :D

SRBURG13
You can either use the opposite hand that you usually use, and it feels like someone else is doing it, OR you could sit on your hand or what ever else you can do to make your hand fall asleep, and THEN it feels like someone else is doing it, cause you can't feel it on your hand anymore ;) Fortunately I have a girlfriend, so this shit I'll leave up to the single dudes, especially Chris ;)

HKSpowers
quote:
Originally posted by mr2_import
chris mom is good for giving hand jobs I spit at her if she spits on me :)

Chris mom is good for that, except I spit on her every time I blow my load on her face.

haha SORRY CHRIS this one is abit below the belt, not that youd feel it :P

MightyMidget
quote:
Originally posted by HKSpowers
quote:
Originally posted by mr2_import
chris mom is good for giving hand jobs I spit at her if she spits on me :)

Chris mom is good for that, except I spit on her every time I blow my load on her face.

haha SORRY CHRIS this one is abit below the belt, not that youd feel it :P


BWAHAHAHHAAAAAA ahahahaaahahhahahaahaaaaaa :crying: laughing too hard.....cant breath....... you guys are focking hilarious!!!

I have a gf so it left to the singles to get it done

S

MightyMidget
quote:
Originally posted by djshortys
i tend to stand on the sink counter and look at my ass in the mirror while listing to "living la vida loca"..it sure gets me goin..



andY!


fack andy....you need some help!!!!!! go to a hospital they are always looking for "your kind"....... :P :thefinger: :thefinger:

S

GirlRacer P1
I can't believe you guys actually answered this poll!

MightyMidget
quote:
Originally posted by GirlRacer P1
I can't believe you guys actually answered this poll!

it is not gender specific crystal so it is open to you too!!!!! :P :P :P

S

Copper
quote:
QUOTE (GirlRacer P1 @ Nov 14 2003, 08:40 AM)
I can't believe you guys actually answered this poll! 


it is not gender specific crystal so it is open to you too!!!!!   

S



Dam rights!!!!!!!

badger
quote:
Originally posted by Copper
quote:
QUOTE (GirlRacer P1 @ Nov 14 2003, 08:40 AM)
I can't believe you guys actually answered this poll!_


it is not gender specific crystal so it is open to you too!!!!!_ _

S



Dam rights!!!!!!!


bahahahaha :bigthumbup:

GirlRacer P1
There is no category for what women would use, so it is for the boys only.

silverTEG
im curious to know what you use?

REFLUX
quote:
Originally posted by GirlRacer P1
There is no category for what women would use, so it is for the boys only.

you make a good point

Why would Aaron want to know about other men's masturbation???

:o

MightyMidget
quote:
Originally posted by REFLUX
quote:
Originally posted by GirlRacer P1
There is no category for what women would use, so it is for the boys only.

you make a good point

Why would Aaron want to know about other men's masturbation???

:o


**cough** HOMO **cough** :gay:

S

SRBURG13
He's just sittin on his PC dreaming up a situation....... Lube and some 780tuners members ;)

Magnum
facial cleaner poll,,,, i figured i would make a poll of my own,,

and its not gender specific...... and sitting on your hand is mine....damnit quit stealing my material... and when your using the dead hand, you have to sit on the other one, cuase its only numb for a few minutes.. you need to rotate damnit :thefinger:

and andy if your looking in the mirror, put 1 leg up on the counter and reach between your legs and jerk it from behind :bigthumbup:

or, load your hand with a lubricant of your choice, place your hand against the wall, thumb facing the ground... get an overhand grasp with your other hand... and f@ck it with your eyes closed...

or, materbate in the shower, when your about to cum crank the tap on cold :bigthumbup: pins and needles....

or if your really sick and demented, tie a belt around your neck, tie the other end to the doorknob, lean the chair forward on the front 2 legs, and supposedly its the best orgasm of your life..... i heard some kid actually died like that though.rofl... imagine the kids mom walking in and seeing her son dead with his cock in his hand, and a belt around his neck..rofl :gay:


and no i havnt done the belt thing so dont even start to slag me for it.. fags

Magnum
quote:
Originally posted by SRBURG13
He's just sittin on his PC dreaming up a situation....... Lube and some 780tuners members ;)

actually lube and your moms ass.... but close enough :bigthumbup:

Magnum
quote:
Originally posted by REFLUX
quote:
Originally posted by GirlRacer P1
There is no category for what women would use, so it is for the boys only.

you make a good point

Why would Aaron want to know about other men's masturbation???

:o


crystal, all of the above choices could be used by women... except maybe the hand lotion... you dont want that inside of you :thumbsdown:


and Terry :fingersx: , when you grow a penis you can partake in this poll...

ReMiXed lude
new poll should be how often do you help yourself :D

REFLUX
quote:
Originally posted by Magnum
and Terry :fingersx: , when you grow a penis you can partake in this poll...

hahahhhahahaa

there you go again...thinking about someone else's penis

djshortys
any body accidentally use KY jelly instead of toothpaste to brush your teeth?



andy!

MightyMidget
quote:
Originally posted by Magnum
or if your really sick and demented, tie a belt around your neck, tie the other end to the doorknob, lean the chair forward on the front 2 legs, and supposedly its the best orgasm of your life..... i heard some kid actually died like that though.rofl... imagine the kids mom walking in and seeing her son dead with his cock in his hand, and a belt around his neck..rofl :gay:


that is called autoerotic asphyxiation.......just sick :puke:

S

Magnum
well it seems someone has done some research :bigthumbup:

quickshifter
JUST BEAT IT, BEAT IT, BEAT IT, BEAT IT !!!!!

djshortys
im still on for Ricky martin!



andy!

SRBURG13
quote:
Originally posted by Magnum
quote:
Originally posted by SRBURG13
He's just sittin on his PC dreaming up a situation....... Lube and some 780tuners members ;)

actually lube and your moms ass.... but close enough :bigthumbup:


Alright, if you were my buddy, I'm cool with the Mom jokes, but I"m not your buddy, so drop the Mom stuff. :angry: :angry:

I can handle personal stuff, but I dislike the mom stuff VERY MUCH. I leave that for the highschool kids. :thumbsdown:

redbaron303
*edit*
:D

djshortys
chris you wouldt know what to do with her, and you prolly would finish before you even got to meet her..



andy!

MightyMidget
quote:
Originally posted by Magnum
well it seems someone has done some research :bigthumbup:

actually i learned that when I was with EPS......so I knew already :P

S

STiPWR
Bump.

Godzilla
rawful:lol:

REFLUX
quote:
Originally posted by STiPWR
Bump.


What are you doing Aaron???
Bored much?

:smack:

ChromeDragon
Hahahaha, how bored were you last night Aaron?:lol:

STiPWR
Lol, figured I'd beat Terry's Poll's by bumping an old thread.

REFLUX
quote:
Originally posted by STiPWR
Lol, figured I'd beat Terry's Poll's by bumping an old thread.


Come on you lazy ass, come up with some new stuff
hahaha

ChromeDragon
Hahaha, I just remembered a conversation from Timmy's a few winters back and notice now that you left out the option of 'pictures of your (then) girlfriend.'

I couldn't believe that shit when Matt mentioned you sending those pics to him. hahahaha :read:

STiPWR
quote:
Originally posted by ChromeDragon
Hahaha, I just remembered a conversation from Timmy's a few winters back and notice now that you left out the option of 'pictures of your (then) girlfriend.'

I couldn't believe that shit when Matt mentioned you sending those pics to him. hahahaha :read:




Lol, I brought those pics to work too...

MAPEX
masterbation is not a crime but its a sin if u do 3 times a day....

b18c5crx
damn magnum, a lot of chafed penis's have now been discovered or should i say rediscovered

Jojdm
hey how bout wet sandpaper?

T-LAV MRV
holy crappin' old thread.


mike




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