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Why Hockey is better than sex - Click HERE for Original Thread

Spike7ss
Why Hockey is Better than Sex
Top 15: Why Hockey is Better than Sex

1. It's legal to earn money playing hockey

2. Many people play hockey even after they're married

3. The puck's always hard

4. The protective equipment is reusable

5. It lasts at least an hour

6. A two-on-one or a three-on-one is not uncommon

7. You always know how big the stick is

8. You can clean your stick in public without anyone minding

9. You can change players on the fly

10. You don't have to be embarrassed if you don't get the puck up

11. Everyone is finished when the buzzer sounds

12. Your parents cheer when you score

13. Periods last only 20 minutes

14. You're sure to get it at least twice a week

15. You can tell your friends about it afterwards

mr2_import
:bigthumbup: lol

WookeysRX7
:bigthumbup: :bigthumbup:

MightyMidget
:bigthumbup: :bigthumbup: :bigthumbup: but someone is really bored!!! :P

S

-]TooL[-
One of the best "Top something" lists ive come across. very nice.

dc2696
:bigthumbup: ROFL :bigthumbup:




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