| MightyMidget |
something that was not criminal.......like jumping off of something, eating the mystery food etc....
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Holy crap........where do I begin
-trying to jump a toboggan over a creek
-tubing down a ski hill (black diamond run)
-water skiing behind a pickup on a dugout
-parasailing behind a pickup in a feild
-riding a tube behind a car in town
-skiing behind buses
-jumping off the school roof onto high jump mats
-making diesel fuel bombs.....(man those things blow up huge)
-having pellet gun fights
-swordfighting with broken hockey sticks and garbage can lids
-trying to run up and jump on buddys dads bull at their farm
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| MightyMidget |
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Originally posted by Flex
Holy crap........where do I begin
-trying to jump a toboggan over a creek
-tubing down a ski hill (black diamond run)
-water skiing behind a pickup on a dugout
-parasailing behind a pickup in a feild
-riding a tube behind a car in town
-skiing behind buses
-jumping off the school roof onto high jump mats
-making diesel fuel bombs.....(man those things blow up huge)
-having pellet gun fights
-swordfighting with broken hockey sticks and garbage can lids
-trying to run up and jump on buddys dads bull at their farm
man the list goes on and on.......my sister wonders why Im not dead....go figure....... :blink:
shit lance.....right now I am wondering why you are NOT dead......psst...can I have the WRX when you know what happens??? :P
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| MightyMidget |
duh i forgot to add mine.....it is soo hard.....
umm 4x4 in a very muddy farmers field with a 1988 toyota corolla
- being in my frinds car when we set the record for fastest time from 105st/173 av to walking into westmount shopping mall.....ummm 7.5 minutes :bow:
-jumping off a newly built house and using a sheet or styrofoam to "glide" down on
-tying an extension cord to teh econd story of an "in construction: house to the basement then using it as a zip cord...
-jumping a gt snow racer off off a 30 foot drop off (strainght down) in winter.....ouch
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| ManHunter |
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Originally posted by schlong69
- being in my frinds car when we set the record for fastest time from 105st/173 av to walking into westmount shopping mall.....ummm 7.5 minutes :bow:
Didn't you say nothing criminal? :wacko:
- I pushed my brother in the pool when he didn't know how to swim.
- I gave my younger brother a glass of tabasco sauce when he asked for V8 juice.
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I thought I could walk on water, and almost drown.
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| buzzed |
well i did the pellet gun fight as well
- ski all the way around my buddies truck doing 120 down yellowhead..
- snowboard by the cop shop in spruce grove while being pulled behind my cousins datsun(as if her car wasn't a crime as it was) |
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| ChromeDragon |
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Originally posted by ManHunter
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Originally posted by schlong69
- being in my frinds car when we set the record for fastest time from 105st/173 av to walking into westmount shopping mall.....ummm 7.5 minutes :bow:
Didn't you say nothing criminal? :wacko:
- I pushed my brother in the pool when he didn't know how to swim.
- I gave my younger brother a glass of tabasco sauce when he asked for V8 juice.
MH
That's not criminal, they just knew some really good shortcuts! LoL
- becoming friends with a boy who tucked his pants into his socks(you know who you are)
- catching multiple baseballs with my eye socket(I had an attention problem)
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-going way to fast off a table top on my snowboard, and launching really high off of it and landing on flat, it was my second time and i thought i would turn up the notch a bit, and i broke my right leg
-ending up falling backwards on a quarter pipe (because im a clumsy bastard), and breaking my wrist, snowboarding really hurts me
-jumping from my bike into a wagon being pulled by another bike, full of wood, and cutting myself majorly (24 stitches worth) off of a nail
-drinking a mixture of horseradish, olive juice, milk, jalapenos, and chilli powder
-ran into a bar hanging across a playground in the dark, and hit myself in the face and ended up on the ground
-getting into a full on fist fight, right in front of some teacher in grade 5
-replacing my science teacher's chocolate with black rubber corks (got in BIG trouble for that one)
-making a movie of me and my friends doing alot of retarded things, and ending up making a scene in front of a community center and ending up in the newspaper as "anonymous"
-one word, skateboarding
-taking a gt snowracer down canyon ski hill, my gt ended up in a couple of pieces and i ended up about 50 meters aways from the remains of the gt
-many random name callings at people out loud, and getting yelled at by old people
-jumped out of a car going about 45kph into a snowbank
-never looked while crossing the street and getting hit by a car, walked away clean though hehe
-literally hundreds of things that have to do with getting pulled by a truck, quad etc. and jumping off of something rediculously big
-playing eat things
-fighting people bigger than me
-made a lot of stupid choices when i got drunk my first time
-flipping my friends quad and saying that i hit a moose (hahahahahahhaha)
the two things up there that i still do is skateboarding and snowboarding, and it still continues to hurt me
i did a lot of dumb things when i was young lol
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| MightyMidget |
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Originally posted by ChromeDragon
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Originally posted by ManHunter
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Originally posted by schlong69
- being in my frinds car when we set the record for fastest time from 105st/173 av to walking into westmount shopping mall.....ummm 7.5 minutes_ :bow:
Didn't you say nothing criminal? :wacko:
- I pushed my brother in the pool when he didn't know how to swim.
- I gave my younger brother a glass of tabasco sauce when he asked for V8 juice.
MH
That's not criminal, they just knew some really good shortcuts! LoL
- becoming friends with a boy who tucked his pants into his socks(you know who you are)
- catching multiple baseballs with my eye socket(I had an attention problem)
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ROFLMFAO......matt that baseball thing is SO true....ahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahhah
bwhahahahahhaahahahhhaahhaahhhaahhaha
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I know, it happened like 4 or 5 times. I would get distracted by a hot mom or something and then BAM!! I'm down on the ground waiting for an ice pack! hehehe
Did you throw one of those balls? :angry: |
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Flipping my friends trike accidentally (some how a small bump sent it flying in the air and it flipped), and it landed on me upside down, in a swamp. Im lucky i was laying where the seat dips down.
Numerous snowboarding shit. |
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When I was 10, I wanted to be Evel Knievel (anybody old enough to remember him?) So I jumped my BMX bicycle over a grass berm next to my house. The bike swung out from underneath me about 10 feet in the air, and I landed flat on the grass on my tailbone. I couldn't sit comfortably for about 3 weeks. It's a damn lucky thing I'm not in a wheelchair!
I tried skateboarding off a ramp over my Tonka trucks (Evel Knievel again). I didn't hold onto the skateboard. Road rash from my face to my ankles.
I skateboarded with a tow rope down the street behind my friend's motorcycle.
I bunked buses in the wintertime (anybody know what that is? On a snowy road, you wait for the bus to pull up and stop at a bus stop. Then, you run up behind it, grab onto the bumper, squat down, and "waterski" down the road behind the bus).
When I was 4, I was with my big brother and his friends, behind a fence next to the main road. They could time it just right to lob snowballs up in the air and have them come straight down on the hoods of passing cars. One of the first ones I tried landed on a police car!
I also did downtown Edmonton to downtown Calgary in a car in 2 hours, and 6 minutes. (oh, wait a sec. You said nothing illegal. Okay, and I never broke the speed limit once on the trip!) |
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attempting to jump a car on my brand new bmx with a ramp, and actually landing on top of it. (i was 7)
getting drunk with a friend for the first time and taking his car rally racing in his back yard (acerage), hitting many trees. (i was 14).
throwing aerosol cans into a bonfire on an outdoor ed trip, alerting the rangers located ~5 km away with our explosions.
shooting myself in the hand with a pellet gun to see if it actually hurt.
having a party at a friends house and having to phone the police on ourselves to make everyone leave.
everytime i played with gasoline... |
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| import_3000 |
i forgot about one
-making a flammable jelly with styrofoam and gasoline and kicking it around in a baseball diamond at eachother |
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- racing down keilor rd. with my buddy on mountain bikes to see who could go the fastest (my lil speedo thing said 100 kph+ but i'm sure they get pretty inaccurate at higher speeds lol)
- jumping rocky creeks in my bike
- ice fishing in early november
- wd-40'ing a saucer and taking it down the ravines by my place (just like national lampoon's christmas hehe)
- riding crazy carpets down really steep banks of sand by the river
and i've never broken or sprained anything in my life :D |
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| MightyMidget |
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Originally posted by SlowAzzPorsche911T
and i've never broken or sprained anything in my life :D
you can't when its all made of ROCK!!!!! :thefinger: :thefinger: :thefinger:
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| BRITAIN1.8 |
Mountain bike riding along the sandy ledge where all the houses fell into the river.. Alot.. Some kid named Lucas fell when it collapsed under him and broke ALOT of bones..
Carbogganing really fast on cheap infatable air tubes out near devon next to the riverbank and the highway.
Fireworking in the North end and on the highways from inside the cars alot of close calls with cops! |
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| ChromeDragon |
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Originally posted by MightyMidget
something that was not criminal.......like jumping off of something, eating the mystery food etc....
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Becoming friends with a kid sporting a brush cut, a fag tag and hammer pants tucked into his socks. lol
Haha, I have a feeling that jumping off something is in reference to me jumping off the top of the building in the park in grade 4.
So yeah, shattered my ankle jumping off of this pretty tall building. my sense of height is likely skewed because of being so young (it seemed like it was five stories high when I was a kid), but I would say it was between 12 and 15 feet up. Shattered my ankle during morning recess, right after we had an assembly where the principal told us not to jump off the buildings. Of course you have to do what they tell you not to.
So I was so terrified about getting in trouble that I hobbled around the school on my shattered ankle and sat in class on the verge of blacking out from the pain until the lunch hour when the teacher asked if something was wrong. I was white as a ghost because about 3 pints of blood had collected at the bottom of my right foot by that time. I told her that I thought I'd hurt my ankle, she looked down and ended my innocence as I heard a teacher swear for the first time ever.
So she called my dad, he took me to the hospital where they slapped me in a cast and I missed the first two months of hockey season. I still remember playing soccer while on crutches and thinking how awesome it was that I could kick the ball so far with the extra weight of the cast.:thumbup: |
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Hahahahaha, I didn't realize how old this was until after I responded. That's what I get for not reading the posts before replying.
I love that my comment back in 2003 was pretty much the same as the one now.
When I was reading through and saw the name Manhunter I was thinking, 'holy shit, Eric's back!' But alas my little buddy is not. |
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Hmmm eating worms and sand from the sand box, My dad put a battery in my play car when I was 4 I was stupid and turned the key and dumped it into D.
GT snow racers have almost kill me and my buddy's to many time's and in to many way's but jumps and behind car's down back roads and the longer way up Connors hill was all good.
I got into freestyle BMX on the half pipe's and ramps and busted my hands up a few times but never the wrist and toasted a few bike's.
My dad strung a cable between 2 tress 100ft apart and put a pulley wheel and a handle for me to hang onto, I fell and broke my leg on a big root.
I burnt down my fort by accident and yes the fire Dept came and yes the screwed up propane bottle did blow it in to lot's and lots of bit's and yes i am still sorry for trying to get rid of the bees nest with gas...still bugs me I did that.
Took a jump to fast in the dune buggy and rolled alot into a swamp.
Went sailing on cooking lake when I was 8 and did not pay attention to the incoming storm, I was on the far north end past the airport when the wind gust started and the waves instantly started to white cap.
I managed to make it back but the fire dept was waiting on shore cause they were sure the wind would tip me, was very scary and I think was the fastest I have ever been on a boat.
First time skiing on a school field and I skipped the bunny hill and went straight for the Moguls, i only remember pain at the bottom.
Was given a magnifying glass and was let outside of the school and I lit the whole back 40 behind the soccer field up.
My folks grounded me so i stuck a knife into the wall socket to get back at them.
I thought I could fly after watching superman and jumped off the big tire's in the play ground and broke my noise, I did this a second time a month later after watching superman aging.
Lol there's always stupid things we have done but now that I am older I find that the stupid things I do are far more dangerous and much more calculated and if it's gonna hurt it, it's gonna hurt big.
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| i love how so much of this has to do with GT racers. for me it was top speed runs, i hit 80km/h on a GT behind a skidoo. then theres the usual jumping off of random shit. and water fights with pressure washers, i actually got cut open with the water pressure at point blank. |
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ski'ing behind chads truck... haha
my knee still hurts :( |
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| BRITAIN1.8 |
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Originally posted by AudiInProgress
ski'ing behind chads truck... haha
my knee still hurts :(
This is things you did "as a kid" That was probably just your arthritis acting up or something. Joking.
hhaha. Yah. Rob's still a kid at heart. |
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rob's still a kid.
riding the upside down picnic table behind the Isuzu(I'm a kid at heart)
skiing in marmot basin wearing a snap on jacket and jeans, pissed loaded, falling multiple times, chasing ski's to bottom of hill, and repeat(again, kid at heart)
as a kid, i rode bmx(and still do to stay in shape) and have fallen on :tail-bone, collar-bone, bag'd myself multiple times of handle bars and mainframe bar, seat, u name it.
at my aunt's place the street is the perfect downhill "road course" for bicycle's, and have "speed and time trialled" to the bottom. never broke anything, just know how to "combat-offload" at the right time.
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Hahaha I have a great one.
When I was in grade 2, I pulled off the eraser on the end of my pencil and stuck it up my nose. It got stuck up there, so I ran home and then had to go to the hospital to get it removed because it was lodged up there so deep.
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Originally posted by EK9Hatch
Hahaha I have a great one.
When I was in grade 2, I pulled off the eraser on the end of my pencil and stuck it up my nose. It got stuck up there, so I ran home and then had to go to the hospital to get it removed because it was lodged up there so deep.
:lol:
Jamie
:lol: I know someone else that did the exact same thing. |
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| BigDaddyLeo |
Pretty much the typical kid stuff.
Bet my brother that i could clear a 20 foot gap on my bike being pulled by my oldest brothers dodge ram.... deffinatly cleared the gap, but when i landed my front forks bent and the tier hit my handlebars bringing me to a dead stop, having the bike slam me face first into the concrete, chain crank across my head, and a stick through my elbow... that was very well planned :thumbup: .
Then also jumping my bike off a paking lot at the old Crazy horse on 97th and 113th or so into the alley. It's only a 4 foot drop or so but landed front tire heavy and broke both my wrists on that impact... jeez getting home sucked..
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| i was with some girls and friends when i was about 8 and we where in the whitemud valley revine right next to terwigallar(sp?) and that was the time when ridding your bike without your hands on the handle bars was the kool thing to do plus i wanted to impress the ladies with my skill loool. soo as u can geuss i decided to ride down the hill with my hands off the handle bars. worked good for about 20 meters until i hit the rumble strips doin about 30-40kmh and i feel slide for about 10 meters on my stomach. my hands and legs my face where all road rash. |
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Me and my friend got in a dart fight. It started off kinda pussy like with us throwing lawn darts and dart board darts at each other and running away.
After a while of getting more and more cocky we were really hucking them pretty agressivly. Well, my buddy ran behind the swimming pool and I kind of saw his head coming around running at me so I hucked a lawn dart like 50 feet in the air at him. LOL he ran right around the corner full bore and the dart landed right into his knee cap.
Fuck he dropped like a sack of potatoes screaming like a mother..... It was a pretty messed up situation to deal with at age ten, still funny though.
Then there was the time we were at a bush party in my lowrider 87 s-10 blazer. I was playing the music at the party and a couple of us decided to run to town for some beers. As we pulled away someone smacked the back of my truck pretty hard... I threw it in reverse and floored it backwards to pull back and offer up an ass kickin to the offender.... Well, the gap behind my truck was quickly filled with the partying crowd as I pull away like 10 feet and I ran them all over in my little manuver. Nobody was badly hurt, but I got 3 more fights than I expected out of that whole deal. hahaha |
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when ridding your bike without your hands on the handle bars was the kool thing to do plus i wanted to impress the ladies with my skill loool.
Loool same...
although I was aiming to impress the guys :cool:
We all were racing each other down the street....going fast and no hands...woo hoo look at me!!
:blink: My bike chain locked and over the bars I went....talk about road rash....from head to toe I was cut up pretty bad plus lost a few teeth to boot :D
The only year we didn't buy school insurance too....to this day my parents don't know about the "no hands" they would kill me....its a secret I'll take with me to the grave |
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Originally posted by AFI Performance
Me and my friend got in a dart fight. It started off kinda pussy like with us throwing lawn darts and dart board darts at each other and running away.
After a while of getting more and more cocky we were really hucking them pretty agressivly. Well, my buddy ran behind the swimming pool and I kind of saw his head coming around running at me so I hucked a lawn dart like 50 feet in the air at him. LOL he ran right around the corner full bore and the dart landed right into his knee cap.
Fuck he dropped like a sack of potatoes screaming like a mother..... It was a pretty messed up situation to deal with at age ten, still funny though.
Then there was the time we were at a bush party in my lowrider 87 s-10 blazer. I was playing the music at the party and a couple of us decided to run to town for some beers. As we pulled away someone smacked the back of my truck pretty hard... I threw it in reverse and floored it backwards to pull back and offer up an ass kickin to the offender.... Well, the gap behind my truck was quickly filled with the partying crowd as I pull away like 10 feet and I ran them all over in my little manuver. Nobody was badly hurt, but I got 3 more fights than I expected out of that whole deal. hahaha
I thought that escalation from regular darts to lawn darts would eventually have you throwing Dodge Darts at each other.:dunno: |
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electric burns across my whole hand comes to mind as one of the dumber things i did.
the regular dumb bike jumps, jumping off 10'+ playground equipment and trees, etc. taking skin off half my knee, gravel imbedded deep in there, all the regular fun stuff.
but generally being as rough on my body as i was when i was dirt biking, sledding, etc. its because of those that my knees hurt and my rotators originally got torn. :mad:
My shoulders so screwed up right now it limits me at work and i can't even pull start my dads mountain max (700cc triple) more than a few times without my shoulder bugging me. its a cunt to start so a few pulls is every morning.
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Originally posted by EK9Hatch
Hahaha I have a great one.
When I was in grade 2, I pulled off the eraser on the end of my pencil and stuck it up my nose. It got stuck up there, so I ran home and then had to go to the hospital to get it removed because it was lodged up there so deep.
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Jamie
that happend to me too, well i had my head down on the desk at school and scome guys were shooting eraser tops around and one flew right up my nose its werid to explain....
the teacher didnt beleive me nor did the princple NOR did my dad he was one pissed off guy coming to get me from school to take me to the hospital haha i remember they use some BIG ASS pyliers and froze the shit out of my face and pulled the fucker out hahaha
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I thought that escalation from regular darts to lawn darts would eventually have you throwing Dodge Darts at each other.:dunno:
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When I was 9 or so, I would Take my feet off the bike pedals going down the steep inclines around the River Valley. As I was doing this I whipped my foot back and somehow managed to push my ankle right into the spokes, took off a quarter centimenter of bone and alot of skin.
Got completely steamrolled by a bike rollerblading. I heard the bike bell ringing behind me so I pulled off to the side, but I guess the guy was going too fast and just went right over me. Not really my fault, but to this day its why when I hear the bell ringing I stay where Iam and let the person behind find the route around.
Taping knives to broom handles, and playing javelin.
Gun Powder.
Gasoline.
Firecrackers in any hills, thus covered in ants.
Always wanting to throw shit into the firepit, which is pretty cool but when its something that burns instantly and floats up into the air and into trees and bushes that are dry as fuck. Thank God nothing has bad has ever come from that, but it stops my heart when I see the bit floating around still glowing hot (paper towels, news paper, etc)
Sliding down the outside rail of the old huge ass white twirly slides (I know alot of you remember those before the parks turned all Safe Zone).
Having florescent bulb fights.
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