| SRBURG13 |
Well, usually when I am at work (Server), I have some free time in the side station to pull practical jokes on people. My partner in crime, Scott, and I play jokes on people ALL day long, EVERYDAY. I'm sure they are getting tired of it, but, eh, its for their own good. Keeps us all friendly, and everyone laughing.
So here are a few "friendly" pranks that we pull on people in and around work.
1) We taped a plastic cup filled with water above a door on the way into the kitchen. Being the Supervisor there, I told this one guy to go in there and get something. He booted the door down, and got a nice shower. Man we were laughing. Best part is when he went to go get changed, I put the same class of water on the opposite door, on the way OUT of the kitchen. SO he got it a second time on the head, within 2 minutes. Hahaha. Too funny.
2) We layed a peice of Salmon in the golfing shoe of our Services manager on a Friday. He didn't return til Monday. You do the math.... Yeah, we got in Major shit for that one.
3) Everyone keeps glasses of pop laying around in the side station, so when they leave, we do all kinds of things to them.
- Add a bunch of tabasco to their coke
- If they are smelling the cup first to check, put the tabasco at the bottom of their straw, therefore not smelling it, and taking a BIG swig. ;)
- Rim their glass with dish soap
-Fill the bottom of the glass with dish soap
-Fill with salt
-Tea bag the drink
- And hundreds of other combinations
4) Create a "fruit punch" with the left over pops and juices and beers laying around, fill them into a Snapple container, and then hand it off to one of the employees, saying your nice to them today.
5) Fill a strawberry with Tobasco sauce, and hand it off to the dishwasher. He just about died.
6) A chef's hat was laying around, so we smeared the inside of the hat with Butter. Hahhaha
7) Blocking one of the doors going out of the kitch (no windows), and so the other person walks FLAT into it. hahhaha
8) Hanging lobsters from string outside of the shipping/receiving doors... Chicks LOVE that one.
9) Tie black thread to a basket of those Jam containers on the top shelve of the Lounge, and run the string about 100m away, and when you see them walk past it (dark in there, and you can't see the black thread). Yank on the string, and they have a little mess to clean up.
10) Fill the ear peice on the Tele with mayo
11) When someone (employee) asks you to get a Sprite and Cranberry for them. "accidently" mix up the Cran with CLAM.
12) The bastard that stole your table...... smear the iside of his sandles with Blue Cheese. Bastard. :D
13) Duct tape the faucet in the side station, but so that there is only a tiny slit open, that is facing the person who is using it. Hahaha, classic.
14) Butter up the coffe container handles...
And we haven't even begun ;)
Dammit, I can't think of any more. But here are hella lots of things to do to people.
List some good practical jokes to play on people. Or that you do at work. |
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| DeathBy240 |
| When I worked in a kitchen we put a shitload of ham in the blender until it looked like a milkshake. Put a straw in it a put a cherry on top! You should have seen the look on the dishwashers face, classic. he almost puked. |
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| SRBURG13 |
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Originally posted by DeathBy240
When I worked in a kitchen we put a shitload of ham in the blender until it looked like a milkshake. Put a straw in it a put a cherry on top! You should have seen the look on the dishwashers face, classic. he almost puked.
Note to self.... hahah, classic |
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| 2000z |
When I was a cook we used to pull shit like that all day long. Tobasco in the coffee/coke was always a classic.
Not really a practical joke but a good way to irritate people is to use straws and frill picks(Toothpicks with colored frills on one end) as blowdarts. They actually stick in clothing and bare skin. This is especially effective when you're in the kitchen and can fire through the window at the servers and there's not much they can do about it.
The funniest one we ever did was going up on the roof with 4 big pails of cold water and pouring them over the side of the sloped roof all over a bunch of servers and dishwashers that were on a smoke break.
PS
Cold water+white shirts+ cute servers at end of shift= :bigthumbup: |
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| DeathBy240 |
| When me made pizzas for the servers we would take off the pepperoni after it has cooked and place anchovies or escargot, and then put the pep back in place, it always worked. Also dumped a bottle of hand soap in the dishwasher, the guy working was really new, and he flipped out. The servers had little plastic cash boxes they carried around so when they werent looking we would switch it with one full of ripped up paper. They would go to give a customer change and have nothing but tiny shreds of paper to give them. I worked in the most crooked kitchen in the world though.. I'll add more when I think of them. |
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| Flex |
Alka-seltser in the coffee mate is always god for a few laughs.
Loc tite lids on peoples pop
tape stink bombs to the door jams or under the toilet seat lid in the bathroom
loc tite a tool box shut and fill it full of grease
theres alot of jokes done where I work as well, these are only a small few |
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| MightyMidget |
umm well this was not me who it happened to or me who did it but was there for the aftermath.....
while with EPS one of the senior cst pulled a joke on one of the guys in our squad......this was on christmas day 2001 and it was very very quiet. Me and another member were dispatched to a call......blah balh..anyway we finish up with that and we come out to his police car and we see his drivers window missing, class all over the place and a bottle on the front seat....he calls dispatch over the radio and lets them know what happened....he is mad cause someone actually did this.....then we see "the joker" in question and ask him if he saw anyone leave from the area......he cant stop laughing.....so we ask whats up. He says where's your window? we say, its broken......him, really. So we look down into the door and low and behold the window is safe and sound ROLLED DOWN!!!!!!........
moral of story: on very slow christmas days shifts....always remember that they have a extra car keys for ALL the police cars at the respective divisions and that your squad mate may have too much time on his hands..... MAN it was friggin hilarious!!!!!!!! :lol:
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| SRBURG13 |
| Hahha, yeah, thats a good one. I've seen that one done too. Good one. |
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| 180drifter |
take shaving cream and freze it. Then cut open the can, it will retain its frozen shape. Put in someones drawer and leave it for a few hours. As it thaws out it will expand and cover everything!
put holes in a tuna can and hide it in someones office, room where they will never find it (taping it up in a suspended ceiling works well) |
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| scooby_dooby |
| hahaha tea-bag the drink...that fuckin hilarious |
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| SRBURG13 |
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Originally posted by scooby_dooby
hahaha tea-bag the drink...that fuckin hilarious
Hahha, nah man, I'm not THAT gross. I meant grab some random tea (tea bag), and dip in thier drink a few times. It starts to taste gross after some time. |
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| import_3000 |
-you open the toilet seat, stretch plastic wrap across so there is no wrinkles, put the seat down, and you're set for a whole day of fun!
-stretch plastic wrap from one wall to another and let people walk into it, if you tape it on each wall with duct tape, it'll be strong enough for people to walk into it and fall on their ass
-put holes in the bottoms of styrofoam cups |
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| Spike7ss |
Where i used to work, if you were not liked, the guys would watch you get in the elevator, and run up the stairs after it, and see what floor you get out on. when the doors open, they hose you down with the fire hose
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They never got me tho :bigthumbup: |
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| MightyMidget |
just remembered one........IN the winter getting towed behind my friends car in a new residential area on a gt snow racer.....we got going pretty damn fast...it was hard to hold onto when they whipped you around a corner....
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| scooby_dooby |
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Originally posted by SRBURG13
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Originally posted by scooby_dooby
hahaha tea-bag the drink...that fuckin hilarious
Hahha, nah man, I'm not THAT gross. I meant grab some random tea (tea bag), and dip in thier drink a few times. It starts to taste gross after some time.
haha good to hear, i was wondering what the hell kinda office you work in! |
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