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Hard drive
-Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.
Keyboard
-Place to hang your truck keys.
Window
-Place in the truck to hang your guns.
Floppy
-When you run out of Polygrip.
Modem
-How you got rid of your dandelions.
ROM
-Delicious when you mix it with Coca-Cola.
Byte
-First word in a kiss-off phrase.
Reboot
-What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff.
Network
-Activity meant to provide bait for your trot line.
Mouse
-Fuzzy, soft thing you stuff in your beer bottle in order to get a free case.
LAN
-To borrow as in, "Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck."
Cursor
-What some guys do when they are mad at their wife and/or girlfriend.
bit
-A wager as in, "I bit you can't spit that watermelon seed across the porch longways."
digital control
-What yore fingers do on the TV remote.
packet
-What you do to a suitcase or Wal-Mart bag before a trip. |
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| captain nismo |
| hahaha. Basking rednecks is always good stuff! |
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| driving a lemon |
Redneck Honeymoon
A redneck couple gets married and are on their honeymoon. The woman changes into a sexy outfit and lies on the bed. She looks sheepishly up at her new hubby and whispers, "Please be gentle with me. I'm a virgin."
The man gets up screaming, grabs his trousers and runs home to tell his father.
His father comforts him by saying, "Now, now. It'll be okay, son. If she wasn't good enough for her own family, then she isn't good enough for ours." |
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| MightyMidget |
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Originally posted by driving a lemon
Redneck Honeymoon
A redneck couple gets married and are on their honeymoon. The woman changes into a sexy outfit and lies on the bed. She looks sheepishly up at her new hubby and whispers, "Please be gentle with me. I'm a virgin."
The man gets up screaming, grabs his trousers and runs home to tell his father.
His father comforts him by saying, "Now, now. It'll be okay, son. If she wasn't good enough for her own family, then she isn't good enough for ours."
bwahahahahaahahaaaaa ROFLMAO!!!! :bigthumbup: :bigthumbup:
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