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| 83b18b1slow |
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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is plastic and harmful to children, the other is used to carry groceries.
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| SlowAzzPorsche911T |
| LOL bad bad bad... finally they might nail the sicko |
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| curtis_rak |
I am calling it right now.
If he goes to jail, he will be dead in 3 months.
...or he will be hearing... "Gimme yo cocktail...FRUIT!!" |
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| Lll_J |
I have no idea what the real story is with that situation, and nobody here does.
The guy is creepy. But the way the media talks about him is ridiculous.
"He even has an ET doll in his house, the extra terrestrial who had a special ability to connect with children, oh the similarities"
Oh theres some hard evidence!....
Trash.
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| Magnum |
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Originally posted by curtis_rak
I am calling it right now.
If he goes to jail, he will be dead in 3 months.
...or he will be hearing... "Gimme yo cocktail...FRUIT!!"
rofl... he wont go to GP in jail... are you f@cking kidding me...lol
micheal jackson will never go to jail... he has way too much money.. look at O.J simpson..... and if for some reason he does, it will be protective custody...
look already he paid 3million dollars bail... rofl..
the guys a peice of f@cking scum, and in my opinion he doesnt even deserve the space on our forum. |
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| Mekanik22 |
In prison I'm sure he'll purposely, uhh, I mean "accidently" drop the soap.....
How do you know Micheal Jackson has a date?
There's a tricycle parked in his driveway.... |
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| MightyMidget |
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Originally posted by Lll_J
I have no idea what the real story is with that situation, and nobody here does.
The guy is creepy. But the way the media talks about him is ridiculous.
"He even has an ET doll in his house, the extra terrestrial who had a special ability to connect with children, oh the similarities"
Oh theres some hard evidence!....
Trash.
Jordan
:werd: there goes the american media AGAIN!!!!!!!! :blink:
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| Spike7ss |
Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so short?
A: They're not his.
Q: What's Michael Jackson's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Little Boy Blew.
Q: What did Michael Jackson say to Lorena Bobbit?
A: "SILLY Bobbit! Dicks are for KIDS!"
Q: What do Michael Jackson and Dr. Spock have in common?
A: They both know how to rear a child.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson want to move to Ohio?
A: He heard there's a Youngstown there.
Q: Did you hear about the new McDonalds McJackson sandwich?
A: It's a 35 year old slab of meat between two 12 year old buns.
Q: How many times does 12 go into 35?
A: Ask Michael Jackson.
Q: How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. Michael Jackson only screws little boys!
Q: Why did Michael invite Macaulay Culkin to the house?
A: He's like the little boy he never had.
Q: How did Michael actually proposition the little boy?
A: It was just a slip of the tongue.
Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A: Get out of my sun!
Q: How can you tell when Michael Jackson is giving a party?
A: By all the Big Wheels in his driveway.
Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a perfect "10"?
A: Two 5 year olds.
Q: Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of the Boy Scouts?
A: He was up to two packs a day.
Q: How do we know Michael is guilty?
A: Several children have fingered him.
Q: Why does Michael like children so much?
A: He knows how they feel. |
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