| Spike7ss |
> Prison escape.
>
> A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept
> for 15 years. As he
> runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it
> looking for money and
> guns.
>
> But, he only finds a young couple in bed. He orders
> the guy out of the
> bed and ties him up in a chair.
>
> While tying the girl up to the bed he gets on top of
> her, kisses her on
> the neck, then gets up and goes to the bathroom.
>
> While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
> "Listen, this guy is
> an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He's
> probably spent lots of
> time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I
> saw how he kissed your
> neck.
>
> If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just
> do what he tells
> you, just give him satisfaction. This guy must be
> dangerous, if he gets
> angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you"
>
> To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my
> neck. He was
> whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought
> you were cute, and
> asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be
> strong, honey. I love
> you, too."
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