| Spike7ss |
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other
and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do.
Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off
before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the
garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the
Stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL
wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"
His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach.
I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes in
the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the butt and say, "WHO'S HORNY".....?!!!" and
she acts like she's sound asleep.
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