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| ManHunter |
Women are impossible to understand. They get pissed off at you for no apparent reason, and then they refuse to tell you what's wrong, or they just ignore you. grrr.
Sorry for stating the obvious, I just want to vent a bit.
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| littledan |
| i feel ya man!! |
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| BlueBlur |
This is not new news...
I've yet to meet a man that understands them..
and if he says he does..
he's gay.
that's right.. I said it...
a homersexual. |
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| Miss Nikki Sixx |
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Originally posted by BlueBlur
homersexual.
hahaha
Principal Skinner
Pros: Clean dresser, uses big words, dislikes the boy
Cons: Possibly Homersexual
Back to topic: :rolleyes: |
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| IH8V8S |
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Originally posted by BlueBlur
This is not new news...
I've yet to meet a man that understands them..
and if he says he does..
he's gay.
that's right.. I said it...
a homersexual.
:o It's sick.... yet so terribly true. In order to understand women you must not like sex with women. :blink: That's F*&ked Up! :gay:
Krazy Karl :wacko: |
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| Pro Drag |
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Originally posted by BlueBlur
This is not new news...
I've yet to meet a man that understands them..
With PAMPRIN, you don't need to understand them.
Woman flipping out on you, feel like a victim of proximity? Just add PAMPRIN.
I'm telling you, this shit should come factory with every woman. :bigthumbup: |
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| Flex |
As one of the older guys on the site I have been around and seen alot of things. Had many girlfriends been married and divorced. So I thought I would share with you younger guys what I have learned about women from my experiences while beening on this earth.
So here it is:
And that pretty much sums it up. |
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| scooby_dooby |
10 Things men know about women:
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| driving a lemon |
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Originally posted by scooby_dooby
10 Things men know about women:
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10. The have boobs
Ill help you with the list there.. cause i am a gal so i know a bit more..
so here is a list of why girls are awesome!
1.they have pretty eyes
2.They listen
3.they smell pretty
4.they are nice...
5.hmmm...
6.umm.....
7.well lets seee
8.almost there....
9.darn i am stuck!
10. They have boobs....
hahah i dont know why girls are awesome or same about guys... They just are lets leave it at both sexes are sweet! |
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| -]TooL[- |
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Originally posted by ManHunter
Women are impossible to understand. They get pissed off at you for no apparent reason, and then they refuse to tell you what's wrong, or they just ignore you. grrr.
Sorry for stating the obvious, I just want to vent a bit.
MH
I find the best way to deal with this situation is show them how little its getting to you. if she isnt going to tell you why, then dont be upset. you dont know what you did (if anything) so what are you upset about? she will either get madder and tell you, or realize she's over-reacting and sometimes if yer lucky apologize. Hope this can help! :bigthumbup: |
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| BlueBlur |
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Originally posted by driving a lemon
Ill help you with the list there.. cause i am a gal so i know a bit more..
so here is a list of why girls are awesome!
1.they have pretty eyes
2.They listen
3.they smell pretty
4.they are nice...
5.hmmm...
6.umm.....
7.well lets seee
8.almost there....
9.darn i am stuck!
10. They have boobs....
hahah i dont know why girls are awesome or same about guys... They just are lets leave it at both sexes are sweet!
I'm with El flexo...
oohhh... lets correct this shall we?... *gets out red pen*
1. Eyes are very pretty..
unless they are piercing through your soul blaming you for unnamable faults... ohh let's say.. 'causing the conflict in the Middle East'
2. They listen to only what they want to hear. They don't listen to you ... they listen to the whispers of their ancestral ghosts.. who happen to be telling them to kick you square inna nuts.
3. They smell very pretty...
mmmm... tasty
4. nice is too vague a word.
Say.. 75% of the month they are not full on werewolves. The other 25%.. hairy-howl at the moon-rip your head off if you are anywhere near her-cranky
5. exactly
6. ditto
7. right there with ya..
8. totally
9. couldn't agree more..
10. and the number 1 reason... yummy.
B) |
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| 83b18b1slow |
Gotta' leave my mark before the mods step in...
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| 2000z |
quote:
Originally posted by ManHunter
Women are impossible to understand. They get pissed off at you for no apparent reason, and then they refuse to tell you what's wrong, or they just ignore you. grrr.
Sorry for stating the obvious, I just want to vent a bit.
MH
Repost :rolleyes:
:P :stupid: So true. |
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| driving a lemon |
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Originally posted by 83b18b1slow
Gotta' leave my mark before the mods step in...
:bigthumbup: :bigthumbup: :bigthumbup:
These posts can have more drama than a soap opera.. your gonna need ore pop corn than that.. hahah |
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| BlueBlur |
Funniest Thread Evarr!!...
... rest assured I was on the internet within moments..
registering my amusement throughout the world!.
:D it's all in good fun.. |
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| ManHunter |
quote:
Originally posted by 2000z
quote:
Originally posted by ManHunter
Women are impossible to understand. They get pissed off at you for no apparent reason, and then they refuse to tell you what's wrong, or they just ignore you. grrr.
Sorry for stating the obvious, I just want to vent a bit.
MH
Repost :rolleyes:
:P :stupid: So true.
ROTFLMAO!
No kidding!
:)
MH |
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| GirlRacer P1 |
The only reason some women are like that is that you did something so bad, or creepy that you scared the crap out of them, and then they don't want to talk to you because they are afraid you'll flip on them, or get weirder.
My 2cents. |
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| GirlRacer P1 |
| Sorry, comment edited out. |
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| bigboom |
nah with women all you gotta do is listen...and i mean listen and interpret everything they say in more than just the literal meaning. analyze every statement they make because usually there are some underlying sentiments that they expect you to pick up.
if you dont do this you might just end up missing everything they want you to hear. and dont be lazy about it the trouble you will get is more effort to deal with than if you were to listen in the first place.
and no im NOT gay. :) |
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| 2000z |
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Originally posted by bigboom
and no im NOT gay. :)
:bs:
Sorry, someone had to do it. :P |
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| bigboom |
hahaha ass...but for real try it, it actually works!
the secret is catching the underlying meaning, you gotta use your head when talking to women and one other thing i found is that you dont joke around with them too much or they eventually turn it around on you months later. |
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| BlueBlur |
damn..
you beat me to it..
I call total :bs:
If I was say... immortal, I could possibly do what you say.
but even then, the sun would most likely have gone nova. |
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| PraxRX7 |
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Originally posted by ManHunter
Women are impossible to understand. They get pissed off at you for no apparent reason, and then they refuse to tell you what's wrong, or they just ignore you. grrr.
yup...there is a reason I can't get a girlfriend...the second they start with thier little mind games I ditch em. |
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| bigboom |
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Originally posted by BlueBlur
damn..
you beat me to it..
I call total :bs:
If I was say... immortal, I could possibly do what you say.
but even then, the sun would most likely have gone nova.
haha you guys are just too lazy to put effort into it and call any guy that does actually listen gay! |
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| GirlRacer P1 |
Well bigboom, you're one of the few men that actually WANT to listen to a woman. You're a rare breed of man. :wub:
If you are not sure when you intreprate, then ask. We don't take offence. It is better to ask than be totally off, and try and fix something that is not really broken, or start a new problem. |
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| 2000z |
Lazy?
Girlfriend of 2.5 years. All friends/male relatives have said, " She would be too much woman for me."
I KNOW hip hop.
B) |
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| BlueBlur |
yeah... what ^
said..
I'm not new.
My Kung-Fu is strong. |
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| bigboom |
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Originally posted by 2000z
Lazy?
Girlfriend of 2.5 years. All friends/male relatives have said, " She would be too much woman for me."
I KNOW hip hop.
B)
but really is it laziness or apathy, im not sure. personally to me women arent all that bad to deal with, the only thing that gets to me is the sudden mood changes, other than that its not such a big deal, just takes some patience. |
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| 2000z |
| Ah....."other than that, it just takes patience". See you said it yourself, there are some things about women that don't make sense, and even if they do make sense, they are still frustrating and/or time consuming. And besides, it's fun to talk with other guys about not understanding women; or, understanding them and being frustrated anyways. Right............????? :stickpoke: :slap: :D |
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| Insomniac |
I don't know anything about girls except:
- "no" means "no"
- "maybe" means "no"
- "some other time" means "never"
- "your not my type" means "you are so pathetic i don't even have the heart to shut you down in a sincere way"
:D Comprede?
Hope this helps..... |
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| GirlRacer P1 |
quote:
Originally posted by Insomniac
I don't know anything about girls except:
- "no" means "no"
- "maybe" means "no"
- "some other time" means "never"
- "your not my type" means "you are so pathetic i don't even have the heart to shut you down in a sincere way"
:D Comprede?
Hope this helps.....
So true!!!!!! hahaha So true. |
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| HKSpowers |
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Originally posted by GirlRacer P1
The only reason some women are like that is that you did something so bad, or creepy that you scared the crap out of them, and then they don't want to talk to you because they are afraid you'll flip on them, or get weirder.
My 2cents.
Me thinks there is more to this than meets the eye! |
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| HKSpowers |
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Originally posted by Insomniac
I don't know anything about girls except:
- "no" means "no"
- "maybe" means "no"
- "some other time" means "never"
- "your not my type" means "you are so pathetic i don't even have the heart to shut you down in a sincere way"
:D Comprede?
Hope this helps.....
Sorry you had to learn the hard way my friend.
I know those scratches and claw marks arent gonna go away  |
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| bigboom |
quote:
Originally posted by Insomniac
I don't know anything about girls except:
- "no" means "no"
- "maybe" means "no"
- "some other time" means "never"
- "your not my type" means "you are so pathetic i don't even have the heart to shut you down in a sincere way"
:D Comprede?
Hope this helps.....
see now you are getting it, jsut takes a little interpretation! |
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| bigboom |
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Originally posted by 2000z
Ah....."other than that, it just takes patience". See you said it yourself, there are some things about women that don't make sense, and even if they do make sense, they are still frustrating and/or time consuming. And besides, it's fun to talk with other guys about not understanding women; or, understanding them and being frustrated anyways. Right............????? :stickpoke: :slap: :D
im not saying that it is possible to understand women all the time, but patience gets you through most things, no one said its no frustrating but there is always a good way of dealing with things where you can help them and yourself :)
but yes every now and then you gotta kick back and whine about how hard it is to understand women! |
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| s2oooR |
quote:
Originally posted by HKSpowers
quote:
Originally posted by GirlRacer P1
The only reason some women are like that is that you did something so bad, or creepy that you scared the crap out of them, and then they don't want to talk to you because they are afraid you'll flip on them, or get weirder.
My 2cents.
Me thinks there is more to this than meets the eye!
sounds like it :unsure: |
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| Honda_Honey |
| bigboom is right. :bigthumbup: |
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| POX |
women are all crazzy and change there mind every min
also ive found that listning is usless cause what there saying ist the problme anyways.. you have to guess it first then fix it... |
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| REFLUX |
from my point of view (and experiences).....sooner or later you run out of patience
it's not that guys don't try or aren't willing to, it's that they try, try, try, try and never get any recognition/feedback from the women.
This makes guys NOT want to try anymore....they get frustrated and just give up.
They get tired of it, don't want to put any more effort in and THE END. |
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| ManHunter |
I think you got it right, Terry.
MH |
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| s2oooR |
| Yeah, Terry's got some experience ;) |
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| Scintillater |
i think it just depends on the girl.
some girls, will ALWAYS be high maintenance. no matter what you do, nothing is right.
other girls, generally are easy to read. except when it comes to something they feel stupid about, then when you ask them "what's wrong?" the answer will always be "nothing" even though you know there's SOMETHING.
my advice. ask sincerely, 3 times. within a span of 20 minutes. if they STILL don't tell you...then they can't get mad at you for a lack of trying :P |
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| Miss Nikki Sixx |
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Originally posted by Insomniac
- "maybe" means "no"
maybe means yes OR no... it depends |
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| REFLUX |
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Originally posted by Miss Nikki Sixx
maybe means yes OR no... it depends
maybe generally tends to side with NO
maybe only becomes a yes if the man does what the woman wants and is able to put her in a good enough mood
Maybe is more of a: "I don't know but I will wait and see what you do. If you do/say something I like, I'll agree. If you do/say something that I don't like or doesn't appeal to me (neutral), I won't agree."
This applies generally to most things (not only sex) |
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| bigboom |
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Originally posted by REFLUX
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Originally posted by Miss Nikki Sixx
maybe means yes OR no... it depends
maybe generally tends to side with NO
maybe only becomes a yes if the man does what the woman wants and is able to put her in a good enough mood
Maybe is more of a: "I don't know but I will wait and see what you do. If you do/say something I like, I'll agree. If you do/say something that I don't like or doesn't appeal to me (neutral), I won't agree."
This applies generally to most things (not only sex)
right everything is conditional...so eventually when you get to know the woman better its easier to predict how things will go! |
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| scooby_dooby |
i dunno but seriously, it's easy man.
I always know what I SHOULD do, I always know what's bothering her, deep down i think guys always know these things most guys just ignore them.
maybe it's just me but I've never had a hard time with women, i always know why they're in a bitchy mood, deep down I know.
And it's so FREAKIN obvious when they want you to do something but say they don't, it's just that sometime we choose to pretend we didn't get it.... cause then it lets us go out with the boys or whatever.
i really don't know how you guys can be so confused. it's all really simple, girls are simple.
Treat em too Good = They Lose Respect, don't like you no more
Treat em like shit = They realize they don't deserve this and leave you
Treat em Good most of the time, with a little asshole now and then = Perfect!
it's a stupid game, but everyone has to play it. |
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| bigboom |
quote:
Originally posted by scooby_dooby
i dunno but seriously, it's easy man.
I always know what I SHOULD do, I always know what's bothering her, deep down i think guys always know these things most guys just ignore them.
maybe it's just me but I've never had a hard time with women, i always know why they're in a bitchy mood, deep down I know.
And it's so FREAKIN obvious when they want you to do something but say they don't, it's just that sometime we choose to pretend we didn't get it.... cause then it lets us go out with the boys or whatever.
i really don't know how you guys can be so confused. it's all really simple, girls are simple.
Treat em too Good = They Lose Respect, don't like you no more
Treat em like shit = They realize they don't deserve this and leave you
Treat em Good most of the time, with a little asshole now and then = Perfect!
it's a stupid game, but everyone has to play it.
yeah that is the conclusion i have come to as well,
treat em too good and its trouble because you also get taken for granted, which is my problem. i think im gonna have to learn how to be an asshole haha |
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| scooby_dooby |
quote:
Originally posted by bigboom
yeah that is the conclusion i have come to as well,
treat em too good and its trouble because you also get taken for granted, which is my problem. i think im gonna have to learn how to be an asshole haha
ya but it's the same way for us, do you want a girl that is always doting on you and doin things for you? who had no backbone? you'd think she's weak. i like a girl who shows strength, women feel the same.
there's also a huge portion of girls who like you more when you treat em like shit, and the only ones they're attracted to are the ones who are total assholes to them. I don't really understand those kind of girls, I've never really wanted anything to do with them. |
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| PraxRX7 |
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Originally posted by GirlRacer P1
Well bigboom, you're one of the few men that actually WANT to listen to a woman. You're a rare breed of man. :wub:
If you are not sure when you intreprate, then ask. We don't take offence. It is better to ask than be totally off, and try and fix something that is not really broken, or start a new problem.
I used to listen all the time and try being nice to them...but then I would end up being thier "friend" and "fall guy" when thier other relationships go bad or the get into one...
As far as what I can see, women want a nice guy to be thier friend and they want a total jerk to be thier boyfriend...maybe they want a challenge? I won't be nice anymore though, has only gotten me being the "listening man" and when I don't make a move (usually while they are dating another guy) then they throw into conversations "oh you must be gay or something".
What a waste of time, your nice, polite, and respect them and they don't want to go out with you, they want you to be thier best friend (who they seem to take advantage of for favors [rides places if you have a car, money if you have it, and dragging you along to things they dont have anyone else to go with ]).
If your a complete jerk you get laid over and over but never get a women worth your time. (Never happened to me cause I have always been nice).
I gave up already, if a women just decides to have her car break down in front of my house and need help and then ask ME out on a date (that'd be nice for once) then I will try ONCE MORE to be nice...
I am sure that most guys have come to these conclusions by now...
Any insight from the women on the thread would be nice!
On the plus side, if I can't find a women for my life, then I can always buy another car :bigthumbup: |
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| Miss Nikki Sixx |
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Don't worry, some time the right girls will come along. There is someone out there for everyone... |
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| s2oooR |
quote:
Originally posted by PraxRX7
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Originally posted by GirlRacer P1
Well bigboom, you're one of the few men that actually WANT to listen to a woman. You're a rare breed of man. :wub:
If you are not sure when you intreprate, then ask. We don't take offence. It is better to ask than be totally off, and try and fix something that is not really broken, or start a new problem.
I used to listen all the time and try being nice to them...but then I would end up being thier "friend" and "fall guy" when thier other relationships go bad or the get into one...
As far as what I can see, women want a nice guy to be thier friend and they want a total jerk to be thier boyfriend...maybe they want a challenge? I won't be nice anymore though, has only gotten me being the "listening man" and when I don't make a move (usually while they are dating another guy) then they throw into conversations "oh you must be gay or something".
What a waste of time, your nice, polite, and respect them and they don't want to go out with you, they want you to be thier best friend (who they seem to take advantage of for favors [rides places if you have a car, money if you have it, and dragging you along to things they dont have anyone else to go with ]).
If your a complete jerk you get laid over and over but never get a women worth your time. (Never happened to me cause I have always been nice).
I gave up already, if a women just decides to have her car break down in front of my house and need help and then ask ME out on a date (that'd be nice for once) then I will try ONCE MORE to be nice...
I am sure that most guys have come to these conclusions by now...
Any insight from the women on the thread would be nice!
On the plus side, if I can't find a women for my life, then I can always buy another car :bigthumbup:
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been there before :thumbsdown: |
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| SplineZ |
I dont have much luck either.
My problem is that im too f@cking nice. I get stomped on, and taken advantage of; Or im one of those "guy friends". sigh.
I can do anythign with computers, fix cars, electronics, build stuff, but i cant deal with another heart.. wtf!
One would think it'd be easy to become an asshole everyonce and a while.. but when your raised in an uberpositive environment, I guess its hard to pick up much..
crazy i tell you 
I figure I have enough things that break down in my life right now, i dun need another ;)
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| newtuner |
| I agree with Scooby. A girl that has no back bone sucks, sure it all good at first they will get you your beer when you ask. My last gf was like that the first thing that sucks is it always end up your way, they don't care either way where you good to eat or what movie you see. I know what your thinking how could it suck always winning, well were is the challange no fun if she doesn't play. Second you start to take her for granted, which is no fun cuz she starts to cry when your not home and stuff. I don't know about you guys but, I don't mind earning my victories, sure there might be less of them but they will be well fought. On the other hand it's not cool to be whipped either. Am I right ? ^_^ |
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| TheNeonEdge |
Yes I agree! But for me, me and my girlfriend always end up fighting abotu the stupidest things. I think we are both stubborn. I mean Im really good to her and do lots of things for her, But I also kinda feel like "why" am i doing these things.
I think im on the verge of "stop trying". She doesn't even care too mcuh when im at the bar and girls hit on me! WTF i thought girls go nuts when that happens! It's true about winning your battles! Its liek she doesnt care what I do?!?!
disclaimer: im defnately NOT an asshole either
Just when you guys thought u had it all figured out :P
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| BlueTurboEGG |
In laymans terms what bigboom is trying to say is: "it's called understanding, compromise, and communication"
You have to have all three, not one, not two, three. Selfishness, Ignorance, and Ego have no place here.
I used to get frustrated all the time, but in reality, it doesn't get you anywhere, so why not take steps to resolve the situation instead?.
You can't always give, you can't always take. That's the difference when you're sharing your life with someone through a relationship.
Realize that you have here, two individual, free thinking people with their own ideas and intents.
And yeah, smart girls rock :) |
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