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GM Kevin Lowe sends scouts round the World looking for a new center to replace Mike Comrie and hopefully to win the Stanley Cup.
One of his scouts informs him of a young Iraqi center who he thinks will turn out to be a true superstar. So, Coach Craig MacTavish flies to Iraq to watch him and is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come to Skyreach Centre.
Two weeks later Edmonton are down 4-0 at home to Montreal with only 8 minutes left. Mac T gives the young Iraqi center the nod to go on and he puts him on in place of Comrie.
The lad is a sensation, scores 5 in 8 minutes and wins the game for Edmonton. The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted and the media love the new star. When he comes off the ice
he phones his Mom to tell her about his first day in the NHL.
"Hi, Mum, guess what?" he says. "I played for 8 minutes today,we were 4-0 down but I scored 5 goals and we won. Everybody loves me,
the fans, the players and the media ... they all love me".
"Great," says his Mom, "let me tell you about my day. Your father got shot in the street, your sister and I were raped and beaten and your brother has joined a gang of looters, while you were having a great time"
The young lad is very upset. "What can I say, Mom, but I'm so sorry".
"Sorry!" says his Mom, "You better be sorry! It's your
damned fault that we moved to Mill Woods in the first place!" |
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| DeathBy240 |
| LOL hahahaha so good. |
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| VerbotenZ34 |
ROFL! Oh man, that's sooo good! :D
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| MightyMidget |
ROFLMAO....but that would be the northend not millwoods.
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