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The fastest
An office manager was given the task of hiring an
individual to fill a job opening.
After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four
people who were equally qualified.
He decided to call the four in and ask them one
question and their answer would determine who would
get the job.
The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the interviewer asked, "What is the fastest
thing you know of?"
Pointing to the man on his right. The first man
replied, "A thought." It pops into your head. There's
no forewarning that it's on the way, it's just there.
A thought is the fastest thing I know of."
"That's very good!" replied the interviewer. "And now
you sir?" he asked the second man.
"Hmm..let me see, A blink! It comes and goes and you
don't know it ever happened. ! A blink is the
fastest thing I know of."
"Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an
eye. That's a very popular cliche' for speed."
He turned to the third man who was contemplating his
reply.
"Well, out at my Dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch, when you
flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light
at the barn comes on in an instant. Turning on a light is thefastest thing I can think of."
The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man.
"It's hard to beat the speed of light. "he said.
Turning to the fourth man, he posed the question.
"After hearing the three previous answers, It's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is diarrhea."
"What!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response.
"Oh I can explain." said the fourth man. "You see, the other day I wasn't feeling so well and ran for the
bathroom. But, before I could think, blink or turn on the light, I **** my pants!"
He got the job
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