| ManHunter |
> This week, our phones went dead and I had to
> contact the telephone repair people. They
> promised to be out between 8:00 a.m. and
> 7:00 p.m. When I asked if they could give me a
> smaller time window, the pleasant gentleman
> asked, "Would you like us to call you before we
> come?" I replied that I didn't see how he would
> be able to do that since our phones weren't
> working.
>
> IDIOTS AT WORK:
>
> I was signing the receipt for my credit card
> purchase when the clerk noticed I had never
> signed my name on the back of the credit card.
> She informed me that she could not complete
> the transaction unless the card was signed.
> When I asked why, she explained that it was
> necessary to compare the signature I had just
> signed on the receipt. So I signed the credit
> card in front of her. She carefully compared the
> signature to the one I had just signed on the
> receipt. As luck would have it, they matched.
>
> IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD:
>
> I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new
> neighbor call the local township administrative
> office to request the removal of the Deer
> Crosssing sign on our road. The reason: too
> many deer were being hit by cars and she
> didn't want them to cross there anymore. I
> could swear I've recently been with some of
> these people...
>
> IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE:
>
> My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and
> ordered a taco. She asked the person behind
> the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he
> was sorry, but they only had iceberg.
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING #1:
>
> I was at the airport, checking in at the gate
> when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone
> put anything in your baggage without your
> knowledge?" To which I replied, "If it was
> without my knowledge, how would I know?"
> She smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why
> we ask."
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING #2:
>
> The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's
> safe to cross the street. I was crossing with a
> coworker of mine when she asked if I knew what
> the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals
> blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she
> responded, "What on earth are blind people
> doing driving?"
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING #3:
>
> At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear
> coworker who is leaving the company due to
> "downsizing," our manager commented
> cheerfully, "This is fun. We should do this
> more often." Not a word was spoken. We all
> just looked at each other with that deer-in-
> the-headlights stare.
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING #4:
>
> I work with an individual who plugged her power
> strip back into itself and for the life of her couldn't
> understand why her system would not turn on.
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING #5:
>
> When my husband and I arrived at an automobile
> dealership to pick up our car, we were told the
> keys had been locked in it. We went to the
> service department and found a mechanic
> working feverishly to unlock the driver's side
> door. As I watched from the passenger side, I
> instinctively tried the door handle and discovered
> that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the
> technician, "it's open!" To which he replied, "I
> know - I already got that side."
>
> Now, don't you feel better? |
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| driving a lemon |
quote:
Originally posted by ManHunter
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile
> dealership to pick up our car, we were told the
> keys had been locked in it.
Now we all know why they call you man hunter!
hahah sorry just couldnt resist! |
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| ManHunter |
Don't make me hunt you down... :angry:
MH |
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quote:
Originally posted by driving a lemon
quote:
Originally posted by ManHunter
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile
> dealership to pick up our car, we were told the
> keys had been locked in it.
Now we all know why they call you man hunter!
hahah sorry just couldnt resist!
:owned:
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