| Spike7ss |
HOW TO IDENTIFY WHERE A DRIVER IS FROM:
1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: MONTREAL
2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: TORONTO
3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across
all lanes of traffic: OTTAWA
4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, cradling cell
phone, balancing Tim Horton's coffee on knee, foot solidly on
accelerator: CALGARY
5. One hand on wheel, one hand on non-fat double decaf
cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun on lap: LOS ANGELES
6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake,
quivering in terror: SASKATONIAN driving in TORONTO
7. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator,
head turned to talk to someone in the back seat: QUEBEC CITY
8. One hand on 12 oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel,
cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic: VANCOUVER
9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating
between both feet being on the brake and both feet on the
accelerator throwing McDonald's bag out the window: RED DEER
10. Four wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear
window, beer cans on the floor, raccoon tails attached to the
antenna: PRINCE GEORGE / Leducians ;)
11. Two hands gripping wheel, white hair barely visible
above windshield driving 40 km/hr on Hwy 1 in the left lane with the left blinker on: KELOWNA
12. One ski-doo mitt on steering wheel, one ski-doo
mittscraper in hand out front window scraping frost, Guess Who on 8 track playing Share The Land, hockey equipment smelling up car interior, waiting at lights for snow removal equipment to finish clearing intersection: WINNIPEG
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I know i havent posted much so here is one for everyone :unsure: |
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| GirlRacer P1 |
| I am totally a Vancouver driver!!!! I was always bitching about traffic with Starbucks in one hand, cell in the other, music blaring... |
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| bigboom |
haha im truly a calgary driver, except replace tim hortons with starbucks/bottle of water.
edmonton drivers: drive with both hands on wheel, relaxed the whole time and never complain about traffic while driving 10 km below the speed limit ;) |
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| DeathBy240 |
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Originally posted by bigboom
edmonton drivers: drive with both hands on wheel, relaxed the whole time and never complain about traffic while driving 10 km below the speed limit ;)
Driving 10 under the limit in the FAST lane!! |
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| MightyMidget |
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Originally posted by bigboom
haha im truly a calgary driver, except replace tim hortons with starbucks/bottle of water.
edmonton drivers: drive with both hands on wheel, relaxed the whole time and never complain about traffic while driving 10 km below the speed limit ;)
:lol: ya right....you must not have a target painted on you.......I have almost been hit probably 2-3 times a day for about 3 straight weeks......its a good thing that I am a good defensive driver.......if you dont believe me my gf has been with me for 90% of them....F*CK I hate edmonton drivers :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:
oh ya and I am always the one who get yelled AT like it's MY fault :wtf:
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| BlueBlur |
she's right you know...
It IS your fault.
.. and it's not 'cause yer drivin' a grand ma.... although that's part of it.
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| S2000_rider |
:D Makes Toronto drivers look so bad. One thing's for sure though, you guys always seem to make room and let people merge in ahead of you. In Toronto, I had to literally attach myself to someone's front bumper and push my way in.
LOL, I'd definetly feel sorry for an out of towner with a huge ass truck trying to change lanes at Rush hour on the DVP or 401 :D |
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| MightyMidget |
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Originally posted by BlueBlur
she's right you know...
It IS your fault.
.. and it's not 'cause yer drivin' a grand ma.... although that's part of it.
:)
NOT my gf the other drivers....my gf gets as pissed and :wtf: ish as I do....and its not just my car, I was driving my parents 3/4 GMC the other day and it still happened :angry:
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| Z3r03rr0r |
I think that the edmontonian driver would be more
one hand on the wheel one fist shaking at the jack ass in his oversized suv that just about sideswiped me because of not shoulder checking. |
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| MightyMidget |
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Originally posted by Z3r03rr0r
I think that the edmontonian driver would be more
one hand on the wheel one fist shaking at the jack ass in his oversized suv that just about sideswiped me because of not shoulder checking.
that happened to me last night twice!!!! and both time i am getting the finger and yelled at from the other driver......F*CK learn how to drive!!!!
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| bigboom |
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Originally posted by Z3r03rr0r
I think that the edmontonian driver would be more
one hand on the wheel one fist shaking at the jack ass in his oversized suv that just about sideswiped me because of not shoulder checking.
haha i dunno, everytime i come to edmonton it seems like such relaxed driving compared to calgary and no real traffic jams either ;) |
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| GirlRacer P1 |
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Originally posted by Z3r03rr0r
I think that the edmontonian driver would be more
one hand on the wheel one fist shaking at the jack ass in his oversized suv that just about sideswiped me because of not shoulder checking.
Chris and I had that New Years Eve. We almost got sideswiped on 101ave by sopme guy that was speeding and changing lanes. |
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| Spike7ss |
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Originally posted by GirlRacer P1
Chris and I had that New Years Eve. We almost got sideswiped on 101ave by sopme guy that was speeding and changing lanes.
was it the same crazy guy in the blue accord with the huge wing that doubled as a gun rack and had a set of texas longhorns on the grille? I think i know the guy :stickpoke |
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