| tegpowered |
Twas the night before Christmas
and caught at the light,
Was Little Dodge Dakota
and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try,
I will try with this small motor,
To beat this dakota,
even with it's big Motor,
As light goes green
and I pull like no joke,
The dakota erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher,now Rev-ver,now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
Racing ahead I'm the Star of the action,
But I know Im in trouble when that damn truck gets traction,
Grabbing second, I hear the RPM sing,
My mirror is blocked by my Shopping Kart Wing,
I now hear the roar, of that big monster gaining,
All I can do is keep that four-banger straining,
In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast,
And my APC stickers go flying
now, a thing of the past,
Don't bother with third,
cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool,
like u can relate
i thought this was funny. i stole it from another forumn |
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| HKSpowers |
:thumbsdown: haha just cause i'm a Honda Lover!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But the shopping cart wing :D :D hahaha ROTFLMAO!!! never heard it that way |
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| cua0 |
heh, pretty good.
i've seen it a few times today. but still pretty good. |
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| mikethestranger |
| i like it |
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| high school |
| im gonna make a jbody poem :bigthumbup: |
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| 88ludester |
| HAHA! good find :bigthumbup: |
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| high school |
| hmm.. i made a poem... but its a little biased, so im not gonna post it :rolleyes: :P |
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