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Geography of Women & Men - Click HERE for Original Thread

Genki
The Geography of a Woman:

Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or
Australia. She is half discovered, half wild and
naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile
deltas.

Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or
Japan. Completely discovered, very well developed and
open to trade especially with countries with cash or
cars.

Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain.
Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.

Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or
Argentina. She may have been half destroyed during the
war but can still be a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or
Afghanistan. She lost the war and is haunted by past
mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or
Canada. Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically
unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps people away.

Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or
Mongolia. With a glorious and all conquering past but
alas no future.

After 70, they become Albania . Everyone
knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.


The Geography of a Man:

Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like
Iraq,,,,,,,,,ruled by a dick.

GirlRacer P1
hahaha, Nice Kevin.... eww

Benny
hehehe, nasty but unique!




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