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Baileys & Lime juice
A girl & her boyfriend go to the pub. When it's the girl's turn to
buy a round, she tells him that she's heard of a wonderful new drink he
simply must try. She returns with the usual half of lager for herself.
For him, she has two glasses. One contains a measure of Bailey's, the other lime juice.
Instructions: "OK, what you gotta do is, you gotta swig the
Bailey's, hold it in your mouth, and then drink the lime juice."
He looks a bit dubious, but she's very enthusiastic so he decides
to give it a go. First the Bailey's; lovely smooth, creamy, warm feeling in the
mouth. Then he takes the lime juice.
T + 0.1 secs: The cream in the Bailey's curdles.
T + 0.3 secs: Boyfriend's face turns the color of fresh lime
juice.
T + 0.6 secs: Boyfriend calms his stomach & swallows the gunge.
T + 1.5 secs: She whispers in his ear....
"It's called 'Blowjob Revenge' " |
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| MightyMidget |
LMAO....thats gross
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| GirlRacer P1 |
| Very, yet sounds like something I'd do. |
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