| Spike7ss |
GUYS' RULES
Finally, the guys side of the story. I must admit, it's pretty good.
We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules
from
the male side. These are our rules!
*Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up,
put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us
complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the
tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think
of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle
hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not
work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In
fact,
all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't
expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of
the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want
it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it
yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach,
for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have
no
idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like
nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth
the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want us to answer, expect an
answer you
don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is
fine...Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared
to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster
trucks.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
1. Thank you for reading this: Yes, I know, I have to sleep on
the couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's
like camping.
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| GirlRacer P1 |
Hey, not all women are that bad Trevor!!!!
Just don't inturrupt me during my Monster Garage. |
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| MightyMidget |
I wish women could live/use our rules.....I mean come on....its not like they should be outta the kitchen, right??? :p :p :p
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| GirlRacer P1 |
| What about when the rest of the house needs cleaning? |
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| Spike7ss |
quote:
Originally posted by MightyMidget
I wish women could live/use our rules.....I mean come on....its not like they should be outta the kitchen, right??? :p :p :p
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looks like your going to be doing some more camping, on the couch :rolleyes: |
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| WookeysRX7 |
quote:
Originally posted by Spike7ss
1. Thank you for reading this: Yes, I know, I have to sleep on
the couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's
like camping.
:beer:
Rofl that some funny shiz!:bthumbup: |
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