| Perilous_Enterprises |
One monday morning, Raj the foreman of 'Middle East Flour Co.' was driving the forklift through the shop stacking pallets of flour which were recieved on sunday. The shipment was larger than usual so Raj decided to stack the pallets 11 high, as opposed to the usual 10, in order to save some space.
Raj carefully placed the 11th pallet on top of the stack, but it became unstable and the top 2 pallets of flour came crashing down on Raj's forklift. A few bags of flour busted open covering him from head to toe. Feeling a bit uncomfortable about the situation, Raj decided to head home for a shower and to change his cloths...
Raj dismounts the forklift and heads for his locker to get his jacket. En route, he passes his friend Dave. Dave says to Raj, "OH MY GOD WHAT HAS HAPPEND TO YOU!!??"
Raj - "Oh, normally I stack the pallets only 10 high but today I decided to stack them 11 high, but the pallets became unstable and crashed down, covering me in flour. Now I must go home and shower and change so I can come back to work."
Dave - "Oh my god yes, yes you must go home and shower and change so you can come back to work"
Raj - "Yes, that is what I am doing"
Dave - "Yes, well then YOU MUST GO!!"
Raj - "Yes, I am going"
So Raj grabbs his jacket and heads for the front door.
In the hallway, he walks passed the manager, Nand. Nand says to Raj, "OH MY GOD WHAT HAS HAPPEND TO YOU!!??"
Raj - "Oh, normally I stack the pallets only 10 high but today I decided to stack them 11 high, but the pallets became unstable and crashed down, covering me in flour. Now I must go home and shower and change so I can come back to work."
Nand - "Oh my god yes, yes you must go home and shower and change so you can come back to work"
Raj - "Yes, that is what I am doing"
Nand - "Yes, well then YOU MUST GO!!"
Raj - "Yes, I am going"
So Raj continues down the hall and into the main office to the front door.
In the office, Raj passes by Sandy the receptionist. Sandy says to Raj, "OH MY GOD WHAT HAS HAPPEND TO YOU!!??"
Raj - "Oh, normally I stack the pallets only 10 high but today I decided to stack them 11 high, but the pallets became unstable and crashed down, covering me in flour. Now I must go home and shower and change so I can come back to work."
Sandy - "Oh my god yes, yes you must go home and shower and change so you can come back to work"
Raj - "Yes, that is what I am doing"
Sandy - "Yes, well then YOU MUST GO!!"
Raj - "Yes, I am going"
So Raj continues through the office, and out the door.
Raj's home was only a few blocks away, so he decided to walk home instead of making a mess in his car. While walking down the sidewalk, he passes his neighbor, Abu. Abu says to Raj, "OH MY GOD WHAT HAS HAPPEND TO YOU!!??"
Raj - "Oh, normally I stack the pallets only 10 high but today I decided to stack them 11 high, but the pallets became unstable and crashed down, covering me in flour. Now I must go home and shower and change so I can get back to work."
Abu - "Oh my god yes, yes you must go home and shower and change so you can get back to work"
Raj - "Yes, that is what I am doing"
Abu - "Yes, well then YOU MUST GO!!"
Raj - "Yes, I am going"
And so Raj continues on home. He gets home and see's his son playing in the front yard. "OH MY GOD DAD, WHAT HAS HAPPEND TO YOU!!??"
Raj - "Oh, normally I stack the pallets only 10 high but today I decided to stack them 11 high, but the pallets became unstable and crashed down, covering me in flour. Now I must go home and shower and change so I can go back to work."
Raj's son - "Oh my god yes, yes you must go inside and shower and change so you can go back to work"
Raj - "Yes, that is what I am doing"
Raj's son - "Yes, well then YOU MUST GO!!"
Raj - "Yes, I am going"
So Raj goes inside, and heads upstairs to the bathroom. On his way, he passes his wife... "OH MY GOD RAJ, WHAT HAS HAPPEND TO YOU!!??"
Raj - "Oh, normally I stack the pallets only 10 high but today I decided to stack them 11 high, but the pallets became unstable and crashed down, covering me in flour. Now I must go home and shower and change so I can go back to work."
Wife - "Oh my god yes, yes you must go home and shower and change so you can get back to work"
Raj - "Yes, that is what I am doing, jesus christ woman, I've been white only for 5 minutes and I hate you people already!!!"
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| GirlRacer P1 |
| wow is that long |
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| MightyMidget |
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Originally posted by GirlRacer P1
wow is that long
it's not like you don't have time to read it :p
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