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Why men die first - Click HERE for Original Thread

Spike7ss

This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries...But, now we
know.

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat
race...you're a male chauvinist.

If you stay home and do the housework...you're a pansy.

If you work too hard...there's never any time for her.

If you don't work enough...you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay...this is exploitation.

If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay...you should get off your
lazy behind and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her...that is favoritism.

If she gets a job ahead of you...it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks...it's sexual harassment.

If you keep quiet...it's male indifference.

If you cry...you're a wimp.

If you don't...you're an insensitive bastard.

If you make a decision without consulting her...you're a chauvinist.

If she makes a decision without consulting you...she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy...that's domination.

If SHE asks you...it's a favor.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear...you're a pervert.

If you don't...you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape...you're sexist.

If you don't...you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape...you're vain.

If you don't...you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers.............you're after something.

If you don't...you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements...you're full of yourself.

If you aren't...you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache...she's tired.

If you have a headache...you don't love her anymore.

If you want it too often...you're oversexed.

If you don't...there must be someone else.
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Men die first because they want to. :beer:

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