| Mekanik22 |
| I'm bored. So i'll start a pet story thread :p Anyways, what's the best/worst moment you've ever had with a pet? A few years ago, I was walking around my friend's house with food in my hand, and his great dane (HUGE DOG!) jumped, knocked me over, and took my damn food! What a bastard :mad: |
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| Flex |
Me and a buddy and my buddies litle brother where over at a friends of mines house. This friend has a neopolitan mastiff, when we were over there he was 10 months old and was about 110 lbs. He was very friendly and very playfull....wouldnt hurt a fly.......but he wasn't snipped and was getting into the humping stage. Well me and my 2 friends went outside to look at a car and my buddies little brother stayed inside to play with the dog (Bart) as we walked into the house we heard my buddies little brother (he was 10 or 11 at the time and not very big) screaming. We ran into the livving room thinking the worst that Bart had maybe hurt him.
We'll when we turned the corner we all almost fell over we were laughing so hard. Bart had my buddies little brother pinned face down on the couch and was humping the hell outta him........:blink:
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| energie |
| I was rollerblading one time and i past by a guy walking his two dogs, and once the dogs saw me they started chasing after me, the dogs were like huge...the owner tried to stop them from chasing me but the two dogs ended up pulling the owner actually dragging him across the ground, i quickly climbed over a fence near by to escape the dogs. |
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| ChromeDragon |
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Originally posted by energie
I was rollerblading one time and i past by a guy walking his two dogs, and once the dogs saw me they started chasing after me, the dogs were like huge...the owner tried to stop them from chasing me but the two dogs ended up pulling the owner actually dragging him across the ground, i quickly climbed over a fence near by to escape the dogs.
This same sorta thing happened to me but the stupid woman didn't even have her dog on a leash. I was cruising pretty good down a slight downhill at 25-30km/h and this dog jumped at me and I wiped. Fucked up my wrist, tore my leg apart. I just glared at the woman and she kinda looks away, doesn't apologize at all.
So I get up and start to blade away and the dog comes after me again, she had let go of his collar thinking he wouldn't take off a second time. This time I jump up onto the grass at the side of the road and the dog jumps on me and tries to bite my leg. I yell at it and it takes off.
Once again I start going and the dog starts coming after me from a half-block away and I just think to myself "fuck this" and get ready to deck the dog as it comes near me. It sees me raising my hands to hit it and turns around. The whole time the woman never apologizes or expresses regret. I wanted to blade over and punch her in the head. I would never hurt an animal unless it was attempting to hurt myself or someone else first, but this was just getting out of hand.
So that made me a little gunshy when putting on the blades after that since my wrist hurt for months afterwards.
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| DeathBy240 |
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Originally posted by ChromeDragon
This same sorta thing happened to me but the stupid woman didn't even have her dog on a leash. I was cruising pretty good down a slight downhill at 25-30km/h and this dog jumped at me and I wiped. Fucked up my wrist, tore my leg apart. I just glared at the woman and she kinda looks away, doesn't apologize at all.
So I get up and start to blade away and the dog comes after me again, she had let go of his collar thinking he wouldn't take off a second time. This time I jump up onto the grass at the side of the road and the dog jumps on me and tries to bite my leg. I yell at it and it takes off.
Once again I start going and the dog starts coming after me from a half-block away and I just think to myself "fuck this" and get ready to deck the dog as it comes near me. It sees me raising my hands to hit it and turns around. The whole time the woman never apologizes or expresses regret. I wanted to blade over and punch her in the head. I would never hurt an animal unless it was attempting to hurt myself or someone else first, but this was just getting out of hand.
So that made me a little gunshy when putting on the blades after that since my wrist hurt for months afterwards.
Chromey
Thats what you get for roller blading :greddy: |
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| MightyMidget |
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Originally posted by Flex
We'll when we turned the corner we all almost fell over we were laughing so hard. Bart had my buddies little brother pinned face down on the couch and was humping the hell outta him........:blink:
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I guess that gives a new meaning to "doggy style" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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| Snowcrash |
| I used to have a big glass coffee table, I looked and saw the dog trying to get on to the table so I ran to it to hold the top down. The dog then jumped onto the table and the glass hit the ground as I was getting to it. The dog ran away and I spent the next 2 hours picking broken glass out of my face, eyes and hair. |
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