| fairladyz |
So it was late Sunday night and I'm at this house party in the West End...and you know, this place is pretty happening, people having a good time, drinks all around a couple SMOKIN chicks who's panties I would just LOVE to get my hands on...luckily this house party was hosted by one of these hotties!!
While everyone's busy gettin smashed and trying to find pussy...I knew I had to take back some memorabilia of this Jessie girl's p00n...one way or another, I HAD TO!
I didn't care if it was lap dance, missionary, f0ck even her panties!!!
So I'm slowly making my way to put on the moves, you know...warm her up so I can check her oil with my dipstick ;)
I say hi to her, usual chit chat before I get in her pants..."great party"..."sorry I can't hear you, mind if we go somewhere quieter?" type stuff.
and as usual...it works, of course her downing 4 bottles of Coors helped loosen her up a bit...but wait till I'm finished with her...every other guy will be throwing hotdogs down a hallway!!!
About half an hour later and after finishing a bottle of Jack Daniel's with her (I only had liquor) I'm totally in the clear. We're upstairs in her room, nice soft queen sized bed, blue cotton sheets and a headboard to give her noggin a floggin on. We're kissing, making out, tongue, hands flailing around like we both got 4 arms when all of a sudden she stops and her face literally turned green.
I fucking knew she was going to puke and couldn't believe the bad timing...I'm just about to get my souvenir when this girl has to hurl!!
It's then that I remember the ol'saying I learned at U of A:
"Liquor before beer, you're in the clear. Beer before liquor, never been sicker."
Well she was!! She bolted right off her bed and sprinted to the damn crapper to puke her guts out!!
Shit I didn't know it would affect her that soon....and man was I pissed. I knew she wouldn't be able to handle me so I decided to steal a pair of her used panties.
And damn that was a bad move...
1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels...blue balls like they're gonna pop, blood from my head going straight to my one-eyed-monster...a man can't think straight!
I head straight to her dirty laundry basket and grab the most wrinkled pair of panties I could find...they turned out to be a nice black cotton material....my fav color.
Right then and there I rubbed the inside of her underwear goodness all over my face, sniffing and smelling at her fantastic odour.
It wasn't until Jessie came back into the room and I turned to face the mirror did I find out that she didn't wipe so well the day she wore those panties...and she left a good sized SKID MARK on the inside that I fucking rubbed over my face!!!
I had her shit smeared on my nose and cheek!!!!
I almost puked on the spot from realizing it wasn't POON I was sniffing at...it was POO, shit, feces!!!
The look of disgust on Jessie's face is something I'll never forget...I bolted out of the room, to my car and peeled the fuck away from the party....
It's bad enough she saw me with her panties in my hand and her shit on my face....it wouldn't be so horrible if I never had to see her again...but I DO!!!
She goes to the U of A and is in the same program as I am!!
f0ck!!
And to make things even WORSE....it would be SOOO embarassing if I left my account logged in on a public computer at the University and some ASSHOLE like REFLUX found out and posted some BULLSHIT under my name!!!
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| REFLUX |
damn man that's fuggin sick!!!!
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| 2003specv |
| Umm.... Terry, if you typed that out, you got way too much time on your hands. It also sounds like you got a panty fetish.:lol: :lol: :lol: |
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| ChromeDragon |
| Terry you have now reached God status!:lol: |
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| s2oooR |
| top cop turns bad:lol: :bthumbup: |
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| Z3r03rr0r |
| when I first started reading that I was thinking this really should be in a different section of the forums. after reaching the end of it, it is completely clear that someone was bored |
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| Casanova |
| thats macking dude, that is a perfect segway into getting your brown belt |
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| Billy |
| Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! You was OWNED!!!!:lol: |
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| Mekanik22 |
| Hahaha....shit face :p |
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| RSN CRX |
| hehehehe...brown noser....:lol: |
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| baker_jeff |
| lmfao!!!!!!:lol: :bthumbup: |
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| SRBURG13 |
Hahhaha, that was the funniest shit every. parents are sleeping and I'm busting a gut laughing. nice one terry. hahahha. classic.
Great story. YOu experienced in it in any way??? lol |
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| SplineZ |
BAHAHAH... terry rules... 
James Z |
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| schlong8 |
| :owned: enough said. |
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| HEWSINATOR |
| It just kept getting stranger and stranger, till I saw the bottom. Good one. |
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| Z3r03rr0r |
all these views and not one reply from the owner of the account
even saying that he now realizes he was stupid for not logging out on a public comp |
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| Buddyworm |
:lol: Cash money, that.
B-Wurm :D |
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| REFLUX |
In light of recent ownings (ppl who were logged in on a public comp & a friend posted under their name some embarassing stuff) that were Totally Pathetic, here is a bump to show you newbies how it's done.
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| baker_jeff |
| Terry, I've got nuthin on you, this post made you the KING of owning! :lol: :thumbup: :beer: |
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| sleeper_ |
:eek:
:bowdown:
:lol:
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| dc2696 |
| my god man that was AWESOME!:lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: :bowdown: :bowdown: |
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| mitsubitchy |
| i remember reading this like last year lol |
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| dc2696 |
quote:
Originally posted by mitsubitchy
i remember reading this like last year lol
holly whoa that is an old post.. |
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| youngbex |
| Terry you crazy man |
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| SketchifisT |
LMFAO that is just great, i was thinkin for a bit like DUDE YOU HAVE PROBLEMS sniffin the panties, lol its funny tho cause we were at a house party in North battleford and this hot ass chick was hostin and we were flippin threw her stuff and saw her panties with a MASSIVE skid mark buddy grabbed em and ran them out into the party going,
Hey whos are these? i just wanna know cause i think you need to wipe a bit better.
lol it was great, and btw well done terry |
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| Twisted-1 |
| :thumbup: That made my day:thumbup: |
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| seevik |
| ok so wait, did this actaully happen of sumone just made up a story under sumoneelses name, but if its fo real, thats just sad, why would u wanna wiipe non shitted panties over ur face anyway, wanna be known that u licked her pussy or sumtin? interesting |
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| SilverZ24 |
quote:
Originally posted by REFLUX
In light of recent ownings (ppl who were logged in on a public comp & a friend posted under their name some embarassing stuff) that were Totally Pathetic, here is a bump to show you newbies how it's done.
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:D
So why does this stay open for over a year and the new one where someone else did this gets locked the first day?
I'm not saying this one should be locked, but I just think it was stupid to lock the other one. :limpwrist |
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| REFLUX |
SilverZ24: I'm not the only person who moderates the forum.
I don't think I've locked any "ownings."
PM me with the appropriate link as public discussion of the rules is not allowed. |
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| SilverZ24 |
I wasn't suggesting you locked it, simply trying to find out why the other one was locked when it was a very similar thread.
Sorry for "looking foolish" as you put it by asking a simply question. |
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| REFLUX |
quote:
Originally posted by SilverZ24
Sorry for "looking foolish" as you put it by asking a simply question.
Apology accepted :) |
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