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Pro Drag
http://web2.iadfw.net/~elo/news/rapture.html
"quote:ARKANSAS CITY (EAP) -- A Little Rock woman was killed yesterday after leaping through her moving car's sunroof during an incident best described as a "mistaken rapture" by dozens of eye-witnesses.

Thirteen other people were injured after a twenty-car pile-up resulted from people trying to avoid hitting the woman, who was apparently convinced that the rapture was occurring when she saw twelve people floating up into the air, and then passed a man on the side of the road who she believed was Jesus.

"She started screaming `He's back! He's back!' and climbed out through the sunroof and jumped off the roof of the car," said Everet Williams, husband of 28-year-old Georgann Williams who was pronounced dead at the scene.

"I was slowing down but she wouldn't wait till I stopped," Williams said. She thought the rapture was happening and was convinced that Jesus was gonna lift her up into the sky," he went on to say.

"This is the strangest thing I've seen since I've been on the force," said Paul Madison, first officer on the scene.

Madison questioned the man who looked like Jesus and discovered that he was on his way to a toga costume party, when the tarp covering the bed of his pickup truck came loose and released twelve blow-up sex dolls filled with helium, which then floated up into the sky.

Ernie Jenkins, 32, of Fort Smith, who's been told by several of his friends that he looks like Jesus, pulled over and lifted his arms into the air in frustration and said "Come back," just as the Williams' car passed him, and Mrs. Williams was sure that it was Jesus lifting people up into heaven as they drove by him.

"I think my wife loved Jesus more than she loved me," the widower said when asked why his wife would do such a thing.

When asked for comments about the twelve sex dolls, Jenkins replied "This is all just too weird for me. I never expected anything like this to happen."

SRBURG13
Hahahahhaaha, that is one of the funniest thing ever. hahahaha.

Maybe she deserved it for going to such measures and leaving her husband for dead.

REFLUX
wow....why did she jump out of the car???
why not just get out and walk after it's been stopped?

oldraven
quote:
Religion In The News

Welcome to Religion in the News!

Some of the stories below are really true. See if you can figure out which ones they are.




Yeah, I thought that was bullshit.

3gec
Some peoples kids..... Like something like that would ever happen. I don't believe in any religion whatsoever so people like that to me should be put in hospital..... To that extreme is what I mean... Not to offend anyone here if you are religious

oldraven
You should snoop around that site, man. There's no way this actually happened. It's a joke.

snugs
quote:
Originally posted by oldraven
You should snoop around that site, man. There's no way this actually happened. It's a joke.


Yeah, but its a FUNNY joke!!! :lol:

Billy
And yet, if it was a true story, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised. Dumb F*cking Americans.:lol:




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