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What do you say to ppl when they got the wrong number or when it's telemarketers?
I've had one guy call my cell 3-4 times.
First time:
Me: Hello?
Him: *sounds annoyed* Who's this?
Me: *wtf* You called me, who are you?
*click*
2nd time:
Me: HELLO???
Him: *annoyed even more* Who's this???
Me: Same guy you called last time! Who are YOU!?
*click*
3rd time:
Me: *holy fugging shit**moves phone away from ear, looks at the phone like I'm going to kill it, commence yelling*
YOU'VE GOT THE WRONG NUMBER!!!
*I hang up* |
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| TRD_2 |
| yup its down right ANNOYING |
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| Jord@n |
Me: y0 dawwwwg you callin bout that weeed n shit?
Him: uhhh I think I have the wrong number
Me: Hey we had a deal! If I find you I'll fuck you upp!
Him: I'm sorry I have the wrong number
Me: You betta watch yourself f00! |
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| SilviaDrifter |
| haah funny shizz |
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| TrevorK |
| If they bother me, and my call display gets the number I make sure to bother them. |
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| DC5PWR |
Just ask them to take you off their calling list.. and they wont phone again.
Or just ask them to speak up... speak up i cant hear you... speak up plz..
supposedly if the potential costumer cant hear they have to keep talking louder till they're screaming.
Then say, "ok why you yelling?" |
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| qualthar |
Him: hello, is ___ there?
me: who?
him: is ____ there?
me: oh, didn't you hear? you're supposed to pay his bail today! He got caught (stealing a car, selling drugs, whatever...)
him: WTF! Ahhhh!!! :eek:
I've done this one a couple of times, it's freakin hilarious when it works. Although it's usually after I've had a few wrong numbers call me and am getting annoyed :D |
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Originally posted by DC5PWR
Then say, "ok why you yelling?"
hahahah gold
Or how about this:
Him: Yeah, is Lisa there?
You: *groan* uhhh...yeah just a sec, she's kind of busy
Him: Huh?
You: *groan* Ahhh fugg that was some great head baby |
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| JustinL |
I got a wierd one once that went something like this:
Me: hello.
him: guess who this is.
Me: No. who is this?
Him: who do you think it is?
Me: No. who is this?
Him: who do you want it to be?
Me: No. Who is this?
Him:... uhhh. I think I have the wrong number. |
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| Orzel |
Me: Hello
Them: Who is this??
Me: This is Karpal
Them: Who?
Me: YOU KICK MY DOG, YOU BASTAR!!!
haha bet you guys forgot about that. |
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| Markgase2000 |
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Originally posted by Orzel
Me: Hello
Them: Who is this??
Me: This is Karpal
Them: Who?
Me: YOU KICK MY DOG, YOU BASTAR!!!
haha bet you guys forgot about that.
LOL you kick my dog , I kill you!!!!...........Just kidding! lol that was a funny one.
I just hang up and when they call back I answer with "Gay Escort Service!" that usually shuts them up and removes you from a list. |
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