| Bad Egg |
What's a blow job???
....been married a looooong time.... |
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| snugs |
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Originally posted by Bad Egg
What's a blow job???
....been married a looooong time....
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
They mentioned S&BJ day on CNN this morning, except they called it "Steak & Sex Day". :blink: |
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| Bad Egg |
| It's not like I never get the offer of a bj, but it's gotta be a special occasion like my birthday, on the conditions that I've been very good and have steam cleaned the equipment and had it dipped in milk chocolate. |
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| bigmack000 |
| :bthumbup: :beer: should i tell the girl l iam goin out for supper wtih tonight about this ? haha i dont think that go over to well |
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| snugs |
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Originally posted by Bad Egg
It's not like I never get the offer of a bj, but it's gotta be a special occasion like my birthday, on the conditions that I've been very good and have steam cleaned the equipment and had it dipped in milk chocolate.
I know exactly what you mean. :tear: :help: |
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| oldraven |
I already informed the wife. No steak, we're having casarole. Part two is still up in the air. :bthumbup:
:blue::blue:
(yes, those are bouncing blue balls. It's been a while)
[warning, don't get her preggers if you enjoy having sex] |
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| snugs |
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Originally posted by oldraven
[warning, don't get her preggers if you enjoy having sex]
....shoot, didn't i tell you that? Oh well, too late now. :p |
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| oldraven |
| Thanks for nuthin. How about a heads up next time. |
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| snugs |
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Originally posted by oldraven
Thanks for nuthin. How about a heads up next time.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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| Bad Egg |
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Originally posted by oldraven
[warning, don't get her preggers if you enjoy having sex]
You just need to do some research and share it with the wife.
With the increased blood flow to the lower regions and the pressure of the baby on those regions some women experience the best orgasms of their life during pregnancy(from 2nd trimester on). You will obviously have to use some different positions.
Doctors & midwives will tell you the best way to bring about the onset of labour is sex.
If the scientifc method doesn't work, you can always resort to the traditional way...begging. |
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| snugs |
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Originally posted by Bad Egg
If the scientifc method doesn't work, you can always resort to the traditional way...begging.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
The IT guys are going to wonder how I got coffee all over my monitor now. :lol: |
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| Insomniac |
| but i had steak yesterday :dunno: |
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| oldraven |
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Originally posted by Insomniac
but i had steak yesterday :dunno:
Dude. It's worth eating steak two days in a row. |
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| Casanova |
| sounds like what I got for xmas |
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| RSN CRX |
| Damn it... I didn't get any steak:mad: |
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| oldraven |
I guess the wife just doesn't believe in S&BJ day. :(
(dipped it in milk chocolate and everything) |
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| snugs |
| ....well at least i had some steak. :( |
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| oldraven |
| I had two Jr. bacon cheeze burgers and a chili from Wendy's. The wife did buy the food, at least. |
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| scooby_dooby |
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Originally posted by oldraven
I had two Jr. bacon cheeze burgers and a chili from Wendy's. The wife did buy the food, at least.
lol...so close!!
it was chinese food and sex day for me, she didn't know about it this year, but next year I don't wanna hear ANY excuses... |
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| snugs |
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Originally posted by Insomniac
PIGS
...not a fan of steak eh? :dunno: |
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| bigmack000 |
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Originally posted by Insomniac
PIGS
speakling of when pork chop+bj day lol |
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| oldraven |
| The wife came home with a T-bone last night, to cook me some time this week. :bowdown: Better late than never. |
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