| rexxrally |
Best movie lines of all time!
Another thread reminded me of Raoul Julia in "The Gumball Rally". He gets in the car, rips off the rearview mirror, tosses it in the back seat and says "Whattiza behin' me izza no matter!"
Or how about "Fargo": "Soooooo, that would be yer buddy in the chipper?"
What's your favourite movie line of all time? |
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| shorti |
Mock.....YEAH!
Ing.....YEAH!
Bird.....YEAH!
Mock-ing-bird-don't everybody have you heard |
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| DeathBy240 |
| But, I'm funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? |
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| wjjeeper |
Honey Bunny: Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya!
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| bigmack000 |
| "big gulps eh thats cool" |
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| dance_of_curse |
sling blade: i like them french fried potaters
forgot the name: wanna fight
thems fighting werds
ohh i have so many...my brain is liek off now though so damn lol:bthumbup: |
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| Orzel |
| Blade Trinity : You made a god damn vampire Pomeranian?!?!?! |
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| inglewood |
| "are you drinking skim milk cuz you think your fat? cuz your not. you could drink homo milk if you wanted." |
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| bluecargirl666 |
not a line.. in jurassic park when the rex is chasing them
"objects in mirror are closer than they appear"
memento: "whats going on? oh im chasing this guy (gunshots in his general direction) oh i guess hes chasing me!"
Bilbo in LOTR fellowship "I dont know half of you half as well as i should like, and i like less than half of you half as well as you deserve"
;) pz out |
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| masterv |
Excerpt from "Mind Hunters"
LL Cool J: " I guess we found his weakness.....bullets." |
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| Orzel |
| In either Matrix 2 or 3, Neo runs through the subway and he runs across the screen going into one end of the tunnel only to pop out the end behind him and all he does is stops, looks around, and says "Shit!" |
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| REFLUX |
Seriously I think Pulp Fiction has the best lines ever:
quote:
[Jules, Vincent and Jimmie are drinking coffee in Jimmie's kitchen]
Jules: Mmmm! Goddamn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet shit! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice, but he springs this serious GOURMET shit on us! What flavor is this?
Jimmie: Knock it off, Jules.
Jules: [pause] What?
Jimmie: I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I wanjt to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead n****r in my garage.
Jules: Oh, Jimmie, don't even worry about that...
Jimmie: No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead N****r Storage?
Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...
Jimmie: Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead N****r Storage?
Jules: [pause] No. I didn't.
Jimmie: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?
Jules: Why?
Jimmie: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead n****rs ain't my fucking business, that's why!
Best one:
quote:
Jules: Whoa... whoa... whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.
Vincent: Not the same thing, the same ballpark.
Jules: It ain't no fuckin' ballpark either. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holies, ain't the same ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Foot massages don't mean shit.
Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?
Jules: Don't be tellin' me about foot massages - I'm the foot fuckin' master.
Vincent: Given a lot of 'em?
Jules: Shit yeah. I got my technique down and everything, I don't be tickling or nothin'.
Vincent: Would you give a guy a foot massage?
Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: You give them a lot?
Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: You know, I'm getting kinda tired, I could use a foot massage.
Jules: Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' pissed.
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| Flex |
from Bad to the bone
"You know you build a thousand bridges but suck one dick and your not know as a bridge builder"
or
"It wouldnt take me a year to know I dont like sucking dick" |
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| Wask |
"i flip ya, flip ya for real"
"Give me the fuckin' keys, you fuckin' cocksucker mothafucka!!"
"we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all fucking next." |
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| ChromeDragon |
"Oh Doug, you're so funny and cute and tall...let's shake it!"
"Uh well...I uhh.."
"I SAID LET'S SHAKE IT!" |
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| ChromeDragon |
"That's hardly wide enough to do any damage. Should have been the rule of wrist."
"We can kill EVERYBODY!" |
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| Billy |
| "Shut that bitches mouth before I fuck start her head!" |
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| BlueTurboEGG |
Pulp Fiction:
"Does he look like a Bitch?"
"N-no..."
"Then why you tryin' ta fuck him like one?!"
"English mutha-fucka, do you speak it"
"Which wallet is yours?"
"The one that say Bad mother fucker on it"
"I'm a mushroomcloud laying mother-fucker, mother-fucker."
Army of Darkness:
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun"
Buckaroo Banzai:
"Laugh while you can Monkey-boy" |
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| HEWSINATOR |
quote:
Originally posted by Billy
"Shut that bitches mouth before I fuck start her head!"
What movie is this, they played it at rum for a while I believe, and was always curious what it was from. |
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| Billy |
Way of the Gun
Excellent movie. |
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| silverTEG |
"dude i almost had you" hahahaha j/k
but ya pulp fiction rocks
"I dare you, I fucking double dare you" or the milk shake scene
MIA
Yummy!
VINCENT
Can I have a sip of that? I'd like
to know what a five-dollar shake
tastes like.
MIA
Be my guest.
She slides the shake over to him.
MIA
You can use my straw, I don't have
kooties.
Vincent smiles.
VINCENT
Yeah, but maybe I do.
MIA
Kooties I can handle.
He takes a sip.
VINCENT
Goddamn! That's a pretty fuckin'
good milk shake.
MIA
Told ya.
VINCENT
I don't know if it's worth five
dollars, but it's pretty fuckin'
good. |
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| Jord@n |
A couple off the top of my head:
Happy Gilmore
Shooter: "I eat shit like you for breakfest"
Happy: "You eat shit for breakfest?
Napolean Dynamite
Kip: "Your just jealous cause' I was talking to babes online all day" |
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| DeathBy240 |
| Your Mom goes to college! |
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| Bucktown |
"do you suck dicks?! are you a peter-puffer?!"
"sir no sir!"
"bullshit! i bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose!"
full metal jacket is the best.....im not gonna write them all down tho. |
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| opel_8 |
Do those chickens have large Talons?
or
I caught you this delisious bass! |
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| Jord@n |
Napolean Dynamite has far too many quotes to list them all. :lol:
TINA! you fat LARD! come get some food!! |
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| DomesticDrifter |
| SUCK ME BEAUTIFUL!!!!! :lol: :lol: |
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| Mustard |
quote:
Originally posted by BlueTurboEGG
Buckaroo Banzai:
"Laugh while you can Monkey-boy"
WOW!
that is rare man, i thought i was the only nerd who was a fan of that...
i'll one up you even, just for the two of us nerds. :D
Bukaroo- "Here, take the wheel... it drives like a truck"
Lectoid- "Good.... what is a truck?" |
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| inglewood |
"drika dirka mohammed jihad"
that's from Team America World Police |
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| s2oooR |
"she's about two bits"
:bthumbup: |
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| fromage |
"Oh! There's so much blood... it's just like a John Woo movie."
And that line was in HardBoiled, a John Woo movie. |
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| s2oooR |
"game over man, game overrrr"
"im here to chew bubble gum and kick ass.... and im all outta bubble gum"
"frankly my dear, I dont give a damn"-gone with the wind
"Women pay me to pleasure them"- Deuce Biggelow
"must make pee pee" -Deuce Bigelow
"peewee dont want to" -peewee's playhouse
"Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get out of my building like now!"- Zoolander
"Who are you tryin' to get crazy with, ese? Don't you know I'm loco?"-Zoolander
"Hansel... so hot right now... Hansel."
"Hansel: You can dere-lick my balls cap-i-tan.
Hansel: You can dere-lick my balls cap-E-tan.
Derek Zoolander: I can Dere-lick my own balls. " |
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| ehos |
Rounders: (Off the top)
- You're right, I don't have spades... aces full Mike. - KGB
- Would you like a cookie? - KGB
- It's immoral to let a sucker keep his money. - Mike |
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| Flex |
From Hotdog the movie
"You can ski down ze right side or down ze left side but stay out of ze middle"
"How about you kiss my ass, not down ze right side, not down ze left side but right down ze middle"
(cant remember exactly hows its worded) |
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| Wask |
"Donny, you're out of your element!"
"You said it man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus." |
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| BlueTurboEGG |
quote:
Originally posted by Mustard
WOW!
that is rare man, i thought i was the only nerd who was a fan of that...
i'll one up you even, just for the two of us nerds. :D
Bukaroo- "Here, take the wheel... it drives like a truck"
Lectoid- "Good.... what is a truck?"
Hahaha, ok, how about this one:
Conan the Barbarian:
"And den he learned the pleasures of woooomaaan!"
"Conan!, what is best in life?"
"To crush your enemies and see them driven before you!"
"Zamoooorraaaaaaa, ooooohhhhh!!"
Sword and the Sorcerer:
"Stand aside, I have no pore with you"
<Evil voice> "Cromwells mine!"
"Now we have a pore"
"That's a small threat, a very small threat"
"Is your sword for hire?"
"Yes"
"But not right now"
"But my sword is poised" <lifts table with "third appendage"> |
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| ChromeDragon |
quote:
Originally posted by ehos
Rounders: (Off the top)
- You're right, I don't have spades... aces full Mike. - KGB
- Would you like a cookie? - KGB
- It's immoral to let a sucker keep his money. - Mike
"In the poker game of life, women are the rake. They are the fucking rake."
"What the fuck does that mean?"
"I don't know, it's like a saying.....it should be a saying."
Oh man, I love that movie.:bthumbup:
Another gooder....
"If you had access to a car like this would you return it right away? Me neither." |
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| snugs |
Thug: [holding up a bowling ball] What the fuck is this?
The Dude: Obviously you're not a golfer.
Jesus Quintana: What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man -- ha ha! I was gonna fuck you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!
Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
The Dude: Jesus.
Jesus Quintana: You said it man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
and last but not least.....
Shut the fuck up, Donny. :p |
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| BananaBoy |
| Brick Top in Snatch: In the words of the Virgin Mary, come again. |
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| Charles_00civic |
| "Screw you guys, i'm going home" southpark movie and every episode. |
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| dc2696 |
-stay home and all the frickin chips Kip,
-Napoleon don't be jealous i've been chatting online with babes All day, besides we both know i'm training to become a cagefighter..
-since when kip u have the worse reflexes of all time,
-try and hit me napoleon,
-what?
-i said come down here and see what happens if u try and hit me. |
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| 2HIGH~PSI |
i cant believe no one has mentioned anything from scarface
"this town like a great big pussy jus waitin to get fucked"
"why dont you put your head up your culu, see if it fits"
"im tony montana, you fuck with me and you fuck with the best"
"you stupid fuck"
"no one fucks with me, you fuck with me, you fuck with the world" |
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| ChromeDragon |
quote:
Originally posted by 2HIGH~PSI
i cant believe no one has mentioned anything from scarface
"this town like a great big pussy jus waitin to get fucked"
"why dont you put your head up your culu, see if it fits"
"im tony montana, you fuck with me and you fuck with the best"
"you stupid fuck"
"no one fucks with me, you fuck with me, you fuck with the world"
How can you leave out the best line?
"I've only got two things in this world, my balls and my word - and I don' break 'em for no one."
of course there is that other line....but I want to punch anyone who says it in the mouth...so I'll leave that alone. |
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| RS13 |
The best line in all of scarface is
"where did you get the beauty scar tough guy, eating pussy?" |
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| clapbak |
quote:
Originally posted by RS13
The best line in all of scarface is
"where did you get the beauty scar tough guy, eating pussy?"
:lol:
agree'ed |
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| mscott |
"back when i was your age we didnt have all these fancy birth-control methods....
like pullin' out!" |
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| Flex |
just heard it on Puppets that kill
"if shes using the toilet, atleast she could let us piss in the sink" |
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| DC5PWR |
| the whole beginning speach of the drill Sgt on "full metal jacket." |
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| 95IntegraRS |
| Ah look whos back. |
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| youngbex |
i cant remember the movie, but i always say it
" god damm that smells like siht" |
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| silvermist |
Casio
" is this your pen"
"what"
"Is this your pen"
" Yeah its my pen what about it"
" I just wanted to say is was a nice pen I didn't want you to lose it"
" I'll tell you what take this pen and go fuck yourself"
joe pesie grab the pen and goes ape shit
"I'LL GIVE YOU YOUR FUCKEN PEN YOU MOTHER FUCKER." |
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| SRBURG13 |
| Anchorman: "What!?!?! You pooped in the refridgerator?!?! AAaaannnd you ate the whole wheel of cheese? Wow, I'm not even mad, that's quite amazing!" |
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| Orzel |
haha Anchorman.
:lol:
Ron Burgundy: I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker
OR
News Station Worker guy: It smells like Bigfoot's dick!
OR
Ron Burgundy: Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast!
Champ Kind: It jumped up a notch!
Ron Burgundy: It did, didn't it?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart!
Ron Burgundy: I saw that! Brick killed a guy! Did you throw a trident?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident!
Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder. |
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| dc2696 |
quote:
Originally posted by silvermist
Casio
" is this your pen"
"what"
"Is this your pen"
" Yeah its my pen what about it"
" I just wanted to say is was a nice pen I didn't want you to lose it"
" I'll tell you what take this pen and go fuck yourself"
joe pesie grab the pen and goes ape shit
"I'LL GIVE YOU YOUR FUCKEN PEN YOU MOTHER FUCKER."
u mean casino but ya that movies full of good lines:bthumbup: |
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| SaabKraft |
"i hope you make sure we're properly good and dead before you start, old rip-beak!"
- the plague dogs
"Zwanzig" (twenty)
- run lola run
"[to her father, who is not paying attention] I had two heart attacks, an abortion, did crack... while I was pregnant. Other than that, I'm fine."
- amelie |
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| BlueTurboEGG |
Predator 1
<Jessie Ventura passes a bag of chewing tabacco around the helicopter only to be refused by everyone>
"Get that stinking shit outta my face"
Jessie Ventura-"Buncha slack jawed faggots around here, this stuff will make you a gawd-damn sexual Tyrannasaurus... j ust like me..."
OR:
"Billy, BILLY, last night I was going down on my girlfriend and I said 'Geez you got a big pussy, geez you got a big pussy' and she asked 'Why did you say that twice?' and I said 'I didn't' y'know... it's cause of the echo..." |
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| Complexity |
Ron Burgundy: Last time I checked, my name was Ron Burgundy! What's yours?
Brian Fantana: Brian Fantana!
Champ Kind: Champ Kind!
Brick Tamland: Brian Fantana...
Brian Fantana: No, you're Brick.
Frank Vitchard: Hey!
[calling to the "Channel 4 News" team]
Frank Vitchard: If your gonna have a fight, then don't forget Channel 2 News with me, lead anchor Frank Vitchard.
Ron Burgundy: You dirtbags have been in third place for five years.
Frank Vitchard: Yeah. Well your about to be in dead place.
Ron Burgundy: Do you know who I am?
Veronica Corningstone: No. I can't say that I do.
Ron Burgundy: I don't know how to put this... but, I'm kinda a big deal... people know me... I'm very important... I have many leather-bound books... and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
Garth Holliday: Why'd you say that Ron? Why? You're my hero. And you say something dirty. Like poop. Poop mouth. I hate you Ron Burgundy, I hate you!
[runs away]
Another great quote:
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| c.f.169 |
Arnold Schwarzenegger
"who is your daddy and what does he do" |
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