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masterv
So I went down for a quick breakfast this morning at the Canada Place food court and bought myself an sausage and egg muffin. After I finished stuffing my face and ready to throw the takeout box away, I noticed 3-4 evenly spaced half melted holes in the box. The holes weren't on the bottom, but together on one of the surrounding edges of the box. I guessing when the cook placed my food in the box, his cooking utensils must have melted the container a bit and my food placed right against it.

Though the food didn't taste funny, its quite possible the Styrofoam could have absorbed into the melted cheese.

So my question now is, how much Styrofoam ingestion does it take to give me cancer?

:blink:

snugs
Yes you are going to die. Yes you now have cancer.

Your only hope of survival is to give me your car. :p

REFLUX
quote:
Originally posted by snugs
Your only hope of survival is to give me your car. :p

You want an ETS bus that bad hey?
:lol:

You'll live Vince.
Cancer doesn't just magically go "*pop* Here I am to kill you!"
Especially at our age.

It takes a lot of exposure to chemicals & crap for cancer to develop in a healthy young person.
Either that or some gene defect but I don't think that's the case for you ;)

At worst you might have a bad stomach ache, possibly diarrhea, maybe have to get your stomach pumped, irritable bowl syndrome, possibility of ulcers....that can lead to cancer...
oh crap, ignore all of the above.

:lol: :lol:
(no offense intended to those sensitive about cancer)

snugs
quote:
Originally posted by REFLUX
You want an ETS bus that bad hey?
:lol:



:D

I'd settle for a snack pack of timbits.... curing cancer is hard work. :p

Bad Egg
quote:
Originally posted by snugs
:D

I'd settle for a snack pack of timbits.... curing cancer is hard work. :p



What about the diet?

Two words for you snugs: Italian Bakery

The sausage mcCrap muffins will kill you before the melted styrofoam, what do you think they make the milkshakes out of at Macdonalds?

snugs
quote:
Originally posted by Bad Egg
Two words for you snugs: Italian Bakery


....two of the sweetest words in the english language....

oldraven
quote:
Originally posted by snugs
....two of the sweetest words in the english language....


Dooooghnuuuuut!:p

POX
your going to get man boobies

masterv
quote:
Originally posted by POX
your going to get man boobies


sweet..I'll let you stick your face in them when I get to a D cup

inglewood
i wouldn't be worried about cancer if i were u...your greatest worry should be impotence. seems that styrofoam has been linked to a huge number of cases of the 'limp-dick'.

i suggest using a strap-on!




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