| REFLUX |
Alright let's get the creative juices flowing!
1) Bird seed
2) BB gun
3) BBQ
1) KY Jelly
2) Condoms
3) Sleeping Pills
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: |
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| POX |
1)Vasoline
2)Little Mermaid DVD
3)Kleenex |
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| CanuckDave |
ahahhahha this could be a good thread..
I.. I'm not coming up with anything here, I can't top those.. |
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| BlueTurboEGG |
| A tub of Vaseline, condoms, and balloon animals... Perhaps porno mags too... |
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| snugs |
| I don't think there's much of anything that would phase the wage slaves at Wallyworld. :dunno: |
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| wjjeeper |
- Barbie doll
- A bottle of kerosene
- A BIC lighter |
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| Jord@n |
To go along with the "sexual" theme...
1. A baby doll
2. KY Jelly
3. Neck massager
:eek: |
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| Xx D-MAN xX |
1. Rope
2. Duct Tape
3. Blow Torch
1A. Burlap Sack
2A. Sledge Hammer
3A. Any Pet Animal From the Pet Departement (Preferably Puppy or Kitten) |
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| DeathBy240 |
1. Paintball gun
2. Baby food
3. Duct tape
1. Hunting knife
2. condoms
3. Priest halloween costume |
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| Orzel |
1) Condoms
2) Cat Toys
3) Pet Snacks
Working at a grocery store, a guy actually brought these to the till, I dont think even he realized what i was thinking his intentions were. |
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| wjjeeper |
- Gerbil
- Razor
-Vasoline :D |
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| Xx D-MAN xX |
1. Duct Tape
2. Carpet
3. Shovel |
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| Flex |
-peanut butter
-dog leash
-wet naps
-vaccum cleaner
-vasoline
-childrens book
-shovel
-garbage bags
-saw
-ask what cleaner best gets blood out of carpet |
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| silverTEG |
rope
tent pegs
condoms |
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| bbigbrn |
| wow this is amazing, but the best has to be the little mermaid one. |
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| REFLUX |
1) Pregnancy test
2) Wire coat hanger
3) Mop |
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| Jord@n |
1) 2 Siamese Fighting Fish
2) Very small fish bowl
3) Microwave Popcorn |
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| Praylewd powr |
quote:
Originally posted by REFLUX
1) Pregnancy test
2) Wire coat hanger
3) Mop
Damn....beat me to it!
1) led washer squirters
2) type R cell phone holder
3) spinner hub caps
Well......freak me out at least......... |
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| wubba_65 |
Female Consumer
1) Big Screen TV
2) Sledge Hammer
3) Book - Things that guys love
Male Consumer
1) Bra and Panties Set
2) Resumes for Dummies
3) Ammunition. |
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| Flex |
-a home enima kit
-a garden hose
-a really big garbage can
-vasoline
-childrens underwear
-kleenex
-a pair of binoculars
-rope
-window tint film
-a book on child birth
-bbq tongs
-lots of towels |
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| Jord@n |
quote:
Originally posted by Flex
-a book on child birth
-bbq tongs
-lots of towels
LOL that one made me laugh out loud at work. The tongs were the best part.:lol: :lol: :lol: |
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| Orzel |
quote:
Originally posted by Jord@n
LOL that one made me laugh out loud at work. The tongs were the best part.:lol: :lol: :lol:
no no no hahaha it was the fact it said "BBQ" tongs, like he was gonna flip a steak or something. I laughed out loud too. |
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| 3gec |
Antifreeze
Baby bottle
Shovel
Car battery charger
nipple clamps
shaving gel |
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| Jord@n |
quote:
Originally posted by Orzel
no no no hahaha it was the fact it said "BBQ" tongs, like he was gonna flip a steak or something. I laughed out loud too.
Yea lol. It made me think of those 2 feet long bright red BBQ tongs with flame stickers on them. |
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| Orzel |
quote:
Originally posted by 3gec
Antifreeze
Baby bottle
Shovel
Car battery charger
nipple clamps
shaving gel
I didnt know WalMart carried nipple clamps, they must be at a bargain compared to those adult stores. |
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| 3gec |
quote:
Originally posted by Orzel
I didnt know WalMart carried nipple clamps, they must be at a bargain compared to those adult stores.
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| ChromeDragon |
Fertilizer
Diesel fuel
Aviator glasses
Oooooh, too soon?:dunno: |
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| Orzel |
quote:
Originally posted by 3gec
hey man anything with nipple clamps on the list is gonna be funny. |
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| 3gec |
quote:
Originally posted by Orzel
hey man anything with nipple clamps on the list is gonna be funny.
oh my bad then. I thought you were trying to be an ass
Sorry |
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| Orzel |
quote:
Originally posted by 3gec
oh my bad then. I thought you were trying to be an ass
Sorry
no worries. :) |
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| Buddyworm |
-Cream
-X-Lax
-3 Bags of Kitty Litter
B-Wurm :D |
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| HeavyEarly87T |
-toaster
-extension cord
-bubble bath
Too much CSI I think?
-chain saw
-quart of rye
-cliff notes on surgery made easy
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| Orzel |
BBQ Sauce
Condoms
Tennis Racket |
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| dance_of_curse |
apple pie
microwave
first aid kit |
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| GOT BOOST |
1) Firearm
2) Ammunition
3) A large bottle of antidepressant |
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| Flex |
-clown costume
-sleeping pills
-bag of candy |
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| masterv |
1) A cucumber (WalMart in the states have full grocery selections)
2) Jar of Vaseline
3) Rope |
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| redbaron303 |
Damn Vince, that's freaky!!!!
This thread is fuckin halarious! :lol: |
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| red88.n/a.rx |
| funny this thread came up i once saw a lady at walmart buying bleach, a mop , and a golf driver haha |
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| Charles_00civic |
1)Fishing rod setup
2)Tropical fish
3)George Foreman Grill and fish seasoning |
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| LudeDude19 |
OMFG how can anyone top these...bahahaha..they are great!!!
-latex gloves
-exlax
-magnifying glass
i dunno |
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| Orzel |
1) Paintball Markers
2) Scoreboard
3) Hamsters
Remember this one is only funny in theory, dont hurt the hamster population.:) |
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| REFLUX |
1) Gerbil, Guinea Pig, some kind of small pet
2) Essence of Emeril (cooking spice)
3) Frying pan
When you're at checkout, put the Guinea Pig on the pan, take a pinch or two of Essence of Emeril and begin to throw the spice at the pet while going, "Bam!!! Bam!!!" and laugh hysterically. |
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| Orzel |
1) A couple cases of dinette (plates, bowls, saucers etc)
2) A few 1000 rounds of shotgun shells
3) Continue to ask about the return policy |
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| Jord@n |
1) Digital Camera
2) Toilet Paper
3) Spray Paint |
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