| Swifty |
Here are some ideas i picked up on how to increase you HP for very little money.
1)Stickers of performance products (don't have to be installed in your car) 10hp each (windsheild banners worth 25hp)
2)Little figures on dash:
bought at store 5hp each
bought at night market 15hp each
3)Flashing neon bars 5hp each
unless they match the color of your car then they are worth 10hp each (we must accesorise)
4)Air freshner only worth HP if they can be smelled outside of the car with the windows up then they are worth 35hp (air freshner that move, have flashing lights, or spinning propellers are worth the HP even if you can't smell them outside the car, cause they are so cool!!!)
5)Fake carbon fiber stickers 5hp (interior)
6)Hood painted black to look like carbon hood 35.5hp (cheap@ss)
7)Fake stick on hood pins 12hp (have some B@LL$ drill some holes)
8)Clear tail lights:
new euro style with red lense 62.5hp
old school(need color bulbs)10hp (buy some new ones cheap@ss!!!)
9)BIGGG @SSSS shiny mufflers (herro do you have-e shinee muffrerr)
-75hp (yes minus we are all tired of hearing that cr@p. What the heck do you need a 7 inch tip for?)
10)BIGGGG @SSSSS wings 45hp (but if you cram on more than one the hp doubles each time eg: one wing 45hp
two wing 90hp
three wing 180hp
(I hope you get the idea)
Question: On a front drive car why do you need all that down force on the rear wheels?
11)BIGGGG @SSSS front body kits with lots of mesh 50hp (I don't get it why make your car look like it is hungry for a small third world country?)
12)PIAA HID wanna be headlight bulbs 14.5hp (If you can't afford the real thing don't pretend like you can because we all know what is real an what's not!!! )
13)Side marker lights with the hole cut so big you can see it from behind the light 35hp (I'm being generous here because I'm sure you convinced your self that the holes are cooling for your brakes or something.)
THESE ARE JUST SOME OF THE MANY WAYS TO INCREASE HP IN YOUR IMPORT CAR. I LOOK FOWARD TO ANY RESPONSES FROM THE LOYAL VIEWERS OF THE SITE (AND I AM SURE SOMEONE WILL RESPOND TO THIS ) AND REMEMBER IN EVERY HONDA THERE IS A HONDA ENGINE.
Bye Bye for now and happy motoring <p> |
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| VR666 |
Ha Ha that's funny man
There should be a survey done, to see who has the most powerful import, using those mods. |
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| Alpha Gangsta |
| damnit.......I thought this was a serious topic until I started reading it....oh well. funny stuff still. If you look aorund.....theres actualyl a horsepower calculator based on how riced out yoru car is |
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