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BlueTurboEGG
The madness begins...

Feel free to add you comments here <!--emo&:)--><img src="http://asianet.ca/images/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'><!--endemo-->

BlueTurboEGG
Uhm, that first vote isn't mine...

GirlRacer P1
SURE it isn't Andy..... hehe...

masterv
i think it means to deposit the person asking in ur mouth and start chewing...forks and knives are useful tools <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://asianet.ca/images/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo-->

REFLUX
ahaahahaha

i think the whole oral sex thing is coo
u do it to please/make your partner happy
& of course wen u give, receiving is nice as well
but i think it'd b fun 2 give but not receive
that way...........next time it'd b like "i owe you one.......let's DO IT NOW!!!"
haahaahha

i'd have 2 give the big "NONO" to stankiness tho

BlueTurboEGG
Ah, but a nice discreet candle light shower together is a nice lead-in...

REFLUX
ahh good point!

wonder if it'd b possible 2 do some carpet munching under water?<!--emo&???--><img src="http://asianet.ca/images/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='???'><!--endemo-->??

BlueTurboEGG
You'd drown as she'd get your head in a "leg lock" of sorts...

masterv
must b a pretty big tub to fit 2 grown ppl in it...daymn....i'd hate 2 b the one against the water tap...ouch

BlueTurboEGG
There's always the otherside of the tub ducky <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://asianet.ca/images/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo-->

REFLUX
69 works too

Scintillater
so sad that we've been reduced to this on the forum.  But I'd say look happy, and do a damn good job and unless you're with a complete cow, she'll more than return the favor.

Talented
I don't know about that, some women are not into that sort of thing, especially asian girls..    <!--emo&:p--><img src="http://asianet.ca/images/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'><!--endemo-->

BlueTurboEGG
quote:
Originally posted by -Scintillater
so sad that we've been reduced to this on the forum. _But I'd say look happy, and do a damn good job and unless you're with a complete cow, she'll more than return the favor.

Well, there just happens to be a topic where women can express the things and certainly the opportunity to do some male bashing as well, noone seems to be using it, don't say no one ever gave anyone else the chance.

The topic here happens to be when your "mate" says eat me. No man, not woman, mate. Both sexes are free to reply however they wish, it just happens to be a bunch of guys replying in this forum.

If you've taken offense to all this I apologize. There was no harm intended in this.

masterv
Talanted: That's what makes the feedback more rewarding if u can get even those gurls to chomp on u

Bimmer
Haha.. don't worry Eggy, I think Scint meant it as a joke <!--emo&:)--><img src="http://asianet.ca/images/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'><!--endemo-->

REFLUX
Talented: how come u say that asian girls aren't into getting their carpet munched?

i'm not disbelieving u <!--emo&;)--><img src="http://asianet.ca/images/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'><!--endemo-->

BlueTurboEGG
Perhaps asian girls are *supposed* to be more uptight? naaaah...

masterv
a lot of them are but i do see some that' aren't....some just have their legs always open like a 7-11

REFLUX
hahahaha, pink tacos 24/7

BlueTurboEGG
If those "open" women were to run an Air passenger service, they'd be called 24/7's...

masterv
so what would be a delayed flight?
hijacked?
<!--emo&:D--><img src="http://asianet.ca/images/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo-->  <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://asianet.ca/images/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo-->  <!--emo&:p--><img src="http://asianet.ca/images/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'><!--endemo-->

Talented
quote:
Originally posted by -REFLUX
Talented: how come u say that asian girls aren't into getting their carpet munched?

i'm not disbelieving u <!--emo&;)--><img src="http://asianet.ca/images/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'><!--endemo-->


Ya I just think that most asian women are not as "experimental" as white girls.  Not to be racist. <!--emo&:p--><img src="http://asianet.ca/images/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'><!--endemo-->   You think differently ?

BlueTurboEGG
Maybe they're alittle more repressed than caucasian girls?.

Hmmm.

Without Asians, Cacasians would just be Cauc's <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://asianet.ca/images/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo-->

REFLUX
hahaha nicely put Andy

Talented: no i totally agree with you, i just wanted to see what your reasons were
they ARE more "frigid" than whities, but i think a lot of it has to do with how they are brought up (lots of sexual suppression in the family/culture etc)

BlueTurboEGG
Perhaps Asian girls are more into relationships than anyone knows.

They only get aggressive when they figure out that they really do like you.

masterv
heheh aggressive....... <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://asianet.ca/images/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo-->
but yah all has to do with how u were raised.....how many teen azn gurls u see walking on the bus with strollers?

Bimmer
quote:
Originally posted by -BlueTurboEGG
Perhaps Asian girls are more into relationships than anyone knows.

They only get aggressive when they figure out that they really do like you.


haha does THAT come from personal experience ?? lol

BlueTurboEGG
quote:
Originally posted by -TinmaN
quote:
Originally posted by -Tinman
haha does THAT come from personal experience ?? lol


<sound of cricket chirping>



As for not seeing Asian girls pushing strollers around... I think you and I both know what would happen if the father ever found out that the girls were pregnant.

Chances are, they are on some kind of birth control.

REFLUX
abstinence

& for the horny ones...birth control is always good

s2oooR
Damnmmmmm.....how did I miss this post earlier?  I almost died laughing when I saw the choices!...lolololol.....i swear, i was laughing so hard that I almost fell out of my chair!  I was hanging onto the chair with one butt cheek, i swear!...LOLOLOL.

shieeetttttttt

....My gf is white (italian), and I could've sworn she was asian according to what you guys say about asians....LOL

BlueTurboEGG
You know Rommel... You never answered the question nor gave a reason why <!--emo&:sly:--><img src="http://asianet.ca/images/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sly.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':sly:'><!--endemo-->

s2oooR
I am proud to say that my gf doesnt like getting eaten out...lol....yeah!..can u believe it?!...she thinks its gross..TOTALLY gross.....she wont even let u get NEAR there!  I must be the luckiest guy in the world, honestly!...LOL

Now do u see why I was laughing so hard?...lol

Well, that and the options that were given ... <!--emo&:p--><img src="http://asianet.ca/images/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'><!--endemo-->

GirlRacer P1
Does your gf know you are writing this about her?<!--emo&???--><img src="http://asianet.ca/images/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='???'><!--endemo-->?  hahaha

BlueTurboEGG
That or you must be TERRIBLE at oral buddy <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://asianet.ca/images/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo-->

j/k-ing j/k-ing <!--emo&:)--><img src="http://asianet.ca/images/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'><!--endemo-->

If you can't get near it, well... then... how do you kids do the "hunky chunky?"

REFLUX
quote:
Originally posted by -BlueTurboEGG
If you can't get near it, well... then... how do you kids do the "hunky chunky?"

hunky chunky?<!--emo&???--><img src="http://asianet.ca/images/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='???'><!--endemo-->

HAHAHAHAHA

Rommel:  u dont get to do your gf favors?<!--emo&???--><img src="http://asianet.ca/images/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='???'><!--endemo--> i wouldn't b proud of that if i were u
i can see how it's a good thing...but more bad than good in my books

s2oooR
GR: yeah....thats pretty bad, isnt it?  I should delete the post or someting later...

Blue: huh?...I dont have any kids! lol...thats hilarious though, btw <!--emo&:p--><img src="http://asianet.ca/images/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'><!--endemo-->

Reflux:  Its not my fault that she doesnt like it!  Like i mean....if I DID go down there.....omg, I would get the beating of a lifetime!  seriously, she DOESNT like it!  So by not going down there, I AMMM doing her a favour!

"Meat pie" for everyone else I guess, excpet for me <!--emo&:(--><img src="http://asianet.ca/images/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sad.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':('><!--endemo--> ....LOL

BlueTurboEGG
When I say "Kids" I'm assuming you're younger than me, so... how do you push and pull <!--emo&:)--><img src="http://asianet.ca/images/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'><!--endemo-->

s2oooR
ohhhhh.......we can push-pull,,,,,I just not with my face in there.... <!--emo&:0--><img src="http://asianet.ca/images/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':0'><!--endemo--> ....lol....ya yaaa....GR....i knowwww....i'll say it for you "eeeeewwwwwwwww, grosssssssss!" lol

GirlRacer P1
darn, you are knowing me too well.  <!--emo&:blush:--><img src="http://asianet.ca/images/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/blush.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':blush:'><!--endemo-->
Anyways.....  a lot of girls do not like it, same for doing it to a guy... a lot of girls hate it, but do it to please their men. If the guy was a sweetheart, he would not make her do it.

s2oooR
Lots of girls dont like the guy doing that for them?  really?

Your prob. right abuot the girls only doing it to please their guy.....but sometimes they do it anyways because she KNOWS he's a sweetheart!  Ever think of that?! <!--emo&:p--><img src="http://asianet.ca/images/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'><!--endemo-->

GirlRacer P1
Well, girls get sensitive....
But even if he is a sweetheart, he should not ask at least, let her do it willingly, and don't expect it again

s2oooR
Well I guess if it works both ways....sure, why not? <!--emo&:)--><img src="http://asianet.ca/images/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'><!--endemo-->

GirlRacer P1
Unfortunatly it does not always work both ways.....  <!--emo&:angry:--><img src="http://asianet.ca/images/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/mad.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':angry:'><!--endemo-->

REFLUX
a favor for a favor

most girls dont like guys going down on them cuz they're conscientious about it

that's wat i hear at least *shrug*

s2oooR
geez so why even bother?!  lol.....and i thought all girls LIKED that?!...(except for my girl, of course&#33<!--emo&;)--><img src="http://asianet.ca/images/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'><!--endemo-->...lol

REFLUX
quote:
Originally posted by -BlueTurboEGG
There's always the otherside of the tub ducky <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://asianet.ca/images/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo-->

someone's done some "carpet diving" i see

LOL <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://asianet.ca/images/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo-->

BlueTurboEGG
Hmmm, well, I've always tried to keep an open mind, so anything goes, as far as heterosexual goes anyways <!--emo&:)--><img src="http://asianet.ca/images/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'><!--endemo-->

SilverAP1
I have to agree with the asian girl thing. My gf or soon to be ex is pretty conservative, downright boring if you ask me. However, asian girls can be pretty open minded as well. I think i know an even split of boring type asian girls compared to wild and open minded girls.

I think it depends on the environment as well. In less competitive cities like Calgary and edmonton girls can afford to be more "closed" but in big cities like Van and Toronto, they have to be more "open" since if they aren't some other girl will and usually that is who will get the guy. It is like nature really.  <!--emo&:sly:--><img src="http://asianet.ca/images/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sly.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':sly:'><!--endemo-->

s2oooR
quote:
Originally posted by -SilverAP1
My gf or soon to be ex is pretty conservative, downright boring if you ask me.

So your thinking of dumping her because she's too conservative?  Why not just dump her right now then? <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://asianet.ca/images/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo-->  JK!

SilverAP1
Oh trust me she is on her way out. I have to ease out of it to make it stick for good.  <!--emo&:baaa:--><img src="http://asianet.ca/images/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/baaa.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':baaa:'><!--endemo-->

s2oooR
I dont know how u easeeeeee out of it though?...care to explain?....lol  I always thought the quicker, the less painful it is?....who knows?  Reflux is prettty good at this stuff....wonder what he says?

SilverAP1
I don't know. I've tried the quick way and she tries to hang on and just can't shake her loose. If I neglect her, and gradually turn into an idiot, that might work  <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://asianet.ca/images/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo-->

s2oooR
so what is she again?  is she cute?  can u post pics?  Maybe I can take her off your hands for you?...LOL

SilverAP1
yeah she is a good looking asian gal, perfect wife material but I am not looking for a wife just yet. It is pretty much over now boo hoo hoo.  yipppppeeeeee..... <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://asianet.ca/images/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo-->

s2oooR
Send her over to edmonton, big guy!....i'll take her off yoru hands! <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://asianet.ca/images/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo-->




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