| 3gEdmonton |
Since this is the "R U Bored 2" section I'm going to post something I asked my friend.
If one of you guys were to ever come to a scenerio like this what would you do.
You meet this wealthy guy. He seems kind of cool and he loves cars so he wanted to show you his fine collection of exotic cars. He takes you to his garage he's got 20+ cars. He looks at you with a smile and says: "Listen I've been meaning to tell you this... you look really good. I'll give you any car you want plus $10,000 if you let me stick it up your ass. Just in an out real quick!"
Now obviously you know he's gay what would you guys do?
List of some of the cars:
Ferrari Enzo
Ferrari 360 modena
Ferrari F50
Porsche 911 Carrera
Lambo Merceliago
Lambo Diablo
Lambo Gallardo
Mclaren F1
Lotus Elise
Aston Martin Vanquish
Maserati MC12
Mercedes SLK GTR |
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| 3gec |
As long as nobody finds out.  |
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| REFLUX |
Damn Anthony, you've got a lot of queer thoughts going on up there....does your fiancee know about this side of you???
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| 3gEdmonton |
quote: Originally posted by REFLUX
Damn Anthony, you've got a lot of queer thoughts going on up there....does your fiancee know about this side of you???
:stickpoke
No comment... |
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| Casanova |
I use that line on virgins all the time.
"Come on I'll stick it in just once, and if it hurts, I'll stop, pinky promise" |
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| 3gec |
quote: Originally posted by REFLUX
Damn Anthony, you've got a lot of queer thoughts going on up there....does your fiancee know about this side of you???
:stickpoke
Anthony is into weird things  |
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| 3gEdmonton |
quote: Originally posted by Casanova
I use that line on virgins all the time.
"Come on I'll stick it in just once, and if it hurts, I'll stop, pinky promise"
Ahahahaahha someho i can actualy see you doing that |
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| Casanova |
| But to keep it on topic, I'd do it for sure, I mean shit, thats where our G - Spot is!!!!! |
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| Orzel |
| Well in the long run, I guess a drive in the car could be your psychiatric treatment. |
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| night_font |
| haha, F50 for me.:lol: |
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| SketchifisT |
Read a tucker max story, from what gays tell me, you will probably sleep with a Post Op Tranny if u are sleepin with a bunch of girls so i dunno.
I wouldn't want it, but jeez if he signs over the car and gives me the money im sure i would think about it |
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| REFLUX |
There is just no way I would be able to live with myself if I sold my anal virginity for a damn car.
I mean, the mental scarring just wouldn't heal and every time I saw the car I'd be reminded of it.
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| SketchifisT |
Just sell the car , if u want mentally scarin then behold the tucker max story of a life time, if u wanna skip the jist and just scroll to the bottom where he gives you the warnin then be my guest but its funny all the way so meh
http://www.tuckermax.com/disturbingconversation.html
I had a shiver go down my spine for him |
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| REFLUX |
haha yes I've read that before
hilarious
but to stay on topic:
I think Anthony got the idea for this topic when he took delivery of his Eclipse + $10,000 from some rich guy....:lol:
how else could you explain all his blinging mods??? |
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| 3gEdmonton |
quote: Originally posted by REFLUX
haha yes I've read that before
hilarious
but to stay on topic:
I think Anthony got the idea for this topic when he took delivery of his Eclipse + $10,000 from some rich guy....:lol:
how else could you explain all his blinging mods???
HAHA damn you Terry it was suppose to be a secret dammit! lol
Just shooting the breeze on this question was bored and wanted to know how far would some of us go if this scenerio were true.
Terry admit it i know you're fantasizing me as the "rich guy" now lol |
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| Adam |
I would do it.
and no I am not gay |
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| Buddyworm |
I picked the second option. If anyone made fun of me I'd be like "Buddy, I'm driving an Enzo."
B-Wurm :D |
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| socalsupra |
| he could do it 12 times, for all the cars he has |
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| fatstickman |
| you can do alot with 10G's |
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| fatstickman |
| Any car? as MXC would say " Let's Get It On" |
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| oldraven |
quote: Originally posted by fatstickman
you can do alot with 10G's
Buy back your anal virginity? |
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| newaccorddriver |
quote: Originally posted by oldraven
Buy back your anal virginity?
a girl can buy back her virginity nowadays with that operation that 'restores' it to its original state. although you wont be an authentic virgin, you can still feel the popping sensation :lol: :lol:
not sure about the anal part though:lol:
who would actually wanna take it in the :asshole: just for a car+cash? you didnt earn it in any way |
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| twinturbo |
If you were going to go along with this, the you would be a fool to take anything other than the McLaren, or the Merc.
Both of those are worth over a million$$
You could sell one of them and buy almost all the other cars!!
That is IF ............ |
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| GOT BOOST |
quote: Originally posted by 3gEdmonton
Since this is the "R U Bored 2" section I'm going to post something I asked my friend.
If one of you guys were to ever come to a scenerio like this what would you do.
You meet this wealthy guy. He seems kind of cool and he loves cars so he wanted to show you his fine collection of exotic cars. He takes you to his garage he's got 20+ cars. He looks at you with a smile and says: "Listen I've been meaning to tell you this... you look really good. I'll give you any car you want plus $10,000 if you let me stick it up your ass. Just in an out real quick!"
Now obviously you know he's gay what would you guys do?
List of some of the cars:
Ferrari Enzo
Ferrari 360 modena
Ferrari F50
Porsche 911 Carrera
Lambo Merceliago
Lambo Diablo
Lambo Gallardo
Mclaren F1
Lotus Elise
Aston Martin Vanquish
Maserati MC12
Mercedes SLK GTR
Hi Anthony,
I would first off tell him I would think about it. Then I would run out, buy a Donkey (Ass) and then come back to him with and ask for a written agreement stating that he could stick it in my ass for any car + $10,000.00. After we sign the agreement he can have my ass (donkey). Afterall it does not specify what Ass he has to stick it into right. I leave with a car plus $10,000.00 and my donkey gets the shaft! :thumbup: :lol:
http://www.orednet.org/~jrachau/defined.htm
Mike Nikolai |
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| oldraven |
"Nice car, dude!"
"Thanks." *limp*
"So what are you? Doctor? Lawyer?"
"No, just a but monkey." |
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| BlueTurboEGG |
quote: Originally posted by REFLUX
There is just no way I would be able to live with myself if I sold my anal virginity for a damn car.
I mean, the mental scarring just wouldn't heal and every time I saw the car I'd be reminded of it.
:blink: :blink:
Hmmm, that or you'd have dreams about how you enjoyed it while driving your new exotic... |
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| BlueTurboEGG |
quote: Originally posted by GOT BOOST
Hi Anthony,
I would first off tell him I would think about it. Then I would run out, buy a Donkey (Ass) and then come back to him with and ask for a written agreement stating that he could stick it in my ass for any car + $10,000.00. After we sign the agreement he can have my ass (donkey). Afterall it does not specify what Ass he has to stick it into right. I leave with a car plus $10,000.00 and my donkey gets the shaft! :thumbup: :lol:
http://www.orednet.org/~jrachau/defined.htm
Mike Nikolai
Here's a guy who's thinking the right way :D |
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| 3gEdmonton |
quote: Originally posted by GOT BOOST
Hi Anthony,
I would first off tell him I would think about it. Then I would run out, buy a Donkey (Ass) and then come back to him with and ask for a written agreement stating that he could stick it in my ass for any car + $10,000.00. After we sign the agreement he can have my ass (donkey). Afterall it does not specify what Ass he has to stick it into right. I leave with a car plus $10,000.00 and my donkey gets the shaft! :thumbup: :lol:
http://www.orednet.org/~jrachau/defined.htm
Mike Nikolai
Ah I knew there was a smart person out there! |
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| snugs |
quote: Originally posted by oldraven
"Nice car, dude!"
"Thanks." *limp*
"So what are you? Doctor? Lawyer?"
"No, just a but monkey."
:lol:
This thread reminded me of a guy I knew back at university who used to ask these sorts of "hypothetical" questions to every guy he knew.... last I heard he was working in a gay bar and living happily with his male "roommate". |
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| 3gEdmonton |
quote: Originally posted by snugs
:lol:
This thread reminded me of a guy I knew back at university who used to ask these sorts of "hypothetical" questions to every guy he knew.... last I heard he was working in a gay bar and living happily with his male "roommate".
I'm not gay lol! |
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| snugs |
quote: Originally posted by 3gEdmonton
I'm not gay lol!
Now now, we're not here to judge you. However you want to live your life is fine with us just as long as you don't bolt a 6' wide aluminum wing to your car's trunk. :) |
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| 3gEdmonton |
quote: Originally posted by snugs
Now now, we're not here to judge you. However you want to live your life is fine with us just as long as you don't bolt a 6' wide aluminum wing to your car's trunk. :)
Alright its a deal lol |
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| 3gec |
quote: Originally posted by snugs
Now now, we're not here to judge you. However you want to live your life is fine with us just as long as you don't bolt a 6' wide aluminum wing to your car's trunk. :)
He wanted to. I had to talk him out of it. Same with the huge vinyl decals |
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| 3gEdmonton |
quote: Originally posted by 3gec
He wanted to. I had to talk him out of it. Same with the huge vinyl decals
Damn you 3gec!!! its all cause of that French news anchor joke wasn't it...
atleast i didn't say i wanted my car to make a "pshhhhttt" sound lol :lol: |
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| 3gec |
quote: Originally posted by 3gEdmonton
Damn you 3gec!!! its all cause of that French news anchor joke wasn't it...
atleast i didn't say i wanted my car to make a "pshhhhttt" sound lol :lol:
Yoyu lying son of a bitch You know you are the one who sent me the link for the thing you clip on to the end of your muffler so you got that turbine sound. Your the one who wanted it Bastard |
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| 3gEdmonton |
quote: Originally posted by 3gec
Yoyu lying son of a bitch You know you are the one who sent me the link for the thing you clip on to the end of your muffler so you got that turbine sound. Your the one who wanted it http://forums.780tuners.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=316057#post316057 Bastard
Now now stop lying!
its ok Geoff there there.. lol |
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| 3gec |
quote: Originally posted by 3gEdmonton
Now now stop lying!
its ok Geoff there there.. lol
All this coming from the guy who put the "SS" badging on his 3g Mitsubishi Eclipse RS so people would think it was a "super sport"  |
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| 3gEdmonton |
quote: Originally posted by 3gec
All this coming from the guy who put the "SS" badging on his 3g Mitsubishi Eclipse RS so people would think it was a "super sport"
You know that came from the dealership like that dammit! |
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| 3gec |
If anyone has ever heard of a "SS" 3g eclipse please let me know. I know Westside didn't sell them... I am pretty sure Southside don't sell them. Never read about them at all on the Mistubishi website.... oh ya I am sure they were on there when it came from the dealership buddy.:rolleyes: Even if they were why haven't you just removed them then. Cause you paid money for them and don't want to waste money. RIIIIIGHT?
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| 3gEdmonton |
quote: Originally posted by 3gec
If anyone has ever heard of a "SS" 3g eclipse please let me know. I know Westside didn't sell them... I am pretty sure Southside don't sell them. Never read about them at all on the Mistubishi website.... oh ya I am sure they were on there when it came from the dealership buddy.:rolleyes: Even if they were why haven't you just removed them then. Cause you paid money for them and don't want to waste money. RIIIIIGHT?
Damn you Geoff you're lucky you're up north or i would kick your ass right into an igloo |
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| 3gec |
quote: Originally posted by 3gEdmonton
Damn you Geoff you're lucky you're up north or i would kick your ass right into an igloo
It's ok buddy. Just proving a point on how you love the rice. Everyone has different taste and that's what you like. You don't have to be ashamed of it. Oh and you don't have to hide your homosexual side. We will all still think your a cool guy with a cool car.;) |
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| oldraven |
quote: Originally posted by 3gec
We will all still think your a cool guy with a cool car.;)
... and runs a but monkey business on the side. Elton John paying for the mods? :D |
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| 3gEdmonton |
quote: Originally posted by 3gec
It's ok buddy. Just proving a point on how you love the rice. Everyone has different taste and that's what you like. You don't have to be ashamed of it. Oh and you don't have to hide your homosexual side. We will all still think your a cool guy with a cool car.;)
Ah thanks Geoff... i take it to heart especially form a good friend like you.. remove the spare tire to save 20lbs but add 40lbs on stereo lol.
When you come back you have to stop sucking my dick now lol
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you know i'm bugging man we have to go crusing when you get back |
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| 3gec |
quote: Originally posted by 3gEdmonton
Ah thanks Geoff... i take it to heart especially form a good friend like you.. remove the spare tire to save 20lbs but add 40lbs on stereo lol.
Didn't remove the spare tire to lose 20lbs. The spare tire was removed because I needed the room in the trunk to do the stereo install. As you can see my stereo sits flat in my trunk. There is a fiberglass box in the spare wheel well. And It added more than 40lbs. Each sub is 25lbs alone. Anyways enough of that.
I have no explanation for the rest that I didn't quote though lol. :beer:
And we definently gotta go for a cruise. Then we could go to a 780's meet now that you have someone to go with you and hold your hand again. |
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| 3gEdmonton |
quote: Originally posted by 3gec
And we definently gotta go for a cruise. Then we could go to a 780's meet now that you have someone to go with you and hold your hand again.
OK its a date then lol lets get this thread back on topic... lol |
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| scooby_dooby |
wow, so we have a whopping 72% that will take a cock in the ass just for a car...
hope it comes with soft seats
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