| bigmack000 |
so what do you do ?
i think the one that you get form the box are crap and never work right |
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| REFLUX |
Ass Gasket = laying paper down on the seat
correct? |
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| Inzane |
TP on the seat, like you saw on American Pie! (ok maybe not that much)
But WTF is with guys that PISS all over seats at public restrooms at bars and sports arenas? If you gotta take a dump, you've got like a 5-10 minute wipe-down job before you can even lay down your "gasket" so you can sit.
G#DF#CKIN DAMN those people piss me off!!! :mad: :mad:
One of the reasons I don't like going clubbin' anymore... never know when you gotta use the pissed-on, puke all over the floors, rotten toilet stalls.
BTW I don't think you can get STDs from toilet seats. Stuff like HIV can't survive on cold porcelin. What you DO have to worry about is stuff like skin parasites that can be transmitted from things like feces.... ew gross. |
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| Inzane |
| PS - I can't believe this poll wasn't authored by REFLUX... :dunno: |
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| bigmack000 |
| hahaha iam pretty bored . |
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| ColinSiR |
you gotta do all you "shit" before you leave the house!
i agree, club bathrooms are fucking sick. yet they try and think their making up for it with the guy that tries to give you soap and beg for tips. they should do something about it |
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| Inzane |
quote:
Originally posted by ColinSiR
you gotta do all you "shit" before you leave the house!
Can't always plan for that. Especially when you have one of those days when your "system" just doesn't want to cooperate.
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i agree, club bathrooms are fucking sick.
I'd really like to know what goes through these peoples' minds when they desecrate a public washroom. Even in my own younger days when I got really, really drunk I would always do my best to aim properly, and clean up any mess I might've made. My motto has always been to leave a washroom just like you got there (sorta like the campsite rule). It just pisses me off to no end... the sheer lack of respect people out there have. |
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| bigmack000 |
quote:
Originally posted by ColinSiR
you gotta do all you "shit" before you leave the house!
are you Lactose intolerant? can't ever plan a head. your at the mercy of what you eat or your pills . even some times the pills just dont hlep.
i been to a few bars that had perfect bathrooms but they had someone clean them every 10 mins lol hate to have that job |
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| Inzane |
quote:
Originally posted by bigmack000
i been to a few bars that had perfect bathrooms but they had someone clean them every 10 mins lol hate to have that job
what bar was that?
Bars need to enforce if you're caught in the act making a deliberate mess, you get kicked out on your ass... period. Guess it'd be kinda hard to police that though... d'oh. |
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| SilverNeonRacer |
Bah.. when I bounced at the bar we had ppl spin the toilets almost weekly only ever caught 1 person doing it...
and by spin, I mean spin, as if you sat down normally facing towards the door of the stall, you'd be sitting side saddle.
Course it didn't help the maintenance ppl would just spin them back and use a lil silicone to hold them in place. |
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| bigmack000 |
quote:
Originally posted by Inzane
what bar was that?
Bars need to enforce if you're caught in the act making a deliberate mess, you get kicked out on your ass... period. Guess it'd be kinda hard to police that though... d'oh.
was some ritzy bar in calgary |
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| Inzane |
quote:
Originally posted by SilverNeonRacer
Bah.. when I bounced at the bar we had ppl spin the toilets almost weekly only ever caught 1 person doing it...
and by spin, I mean spin, as if you sat down normally facing towards the door of the stall, you'd be sitting side saddle.
Course it didn't help the maintenance ppl would just spin them back and use a lil silicone to hold them in place.
I don't get it... :dunno: Patrons were unbolting the toilets from the floor and turning them 90 degrees (or 180)? Why? |
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| SilverNeonRacer |
| No bolts.. just kicked them and spun them 90deg |
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| REFLUX |
quote:
Originally posted by Inzane
One of the reasons I don't like going clubbin' anymore...
Aren't you a little old to be clubbing anyways?
Or do you like being that one old guy at the club?
Not geezer old but just a little too old to be there....:D |
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| shorti |
One of the best tricks I learned while working up north in the bush was "The Hover".
Once you learn that move you can freefall the Cosby kids into the pool without having to worry about the edge. |
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| Inzane |
quote:
Originally posted by shorti
One of the best tricks I learned while working up north in the bush was "The Hover".
Once you learn that move you can freefall the Cosby kids into the pool without having to worry about the edge.
Ah... so you've developed some massive quads eh? :lol: |
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| SilverNeonRacer |
quote:
Originally posted by shorti
One of the best tricks I learned while working up north in the bush was "The Hover".
Once you learn that move you can freefall the Cosby kids into the pool without having to worry about the edge.
It's funny hearing women complain about other women who do that.. I guess they spray the seat when they hover. |
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| Inzane |
quote:
Originally posted by REFLUX
Aren't you a little old to be clubbing anyways?
Or do you like being that one old guy at the club?
Not geezer old but just a little too old to be there....:D
That's the other reason.
But common... I'm 31. Is that really "old"?? |
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| qualthar |
Cmon Terry, everyone likes high school girls :thumbup:
I think someone's fishing for the Best Thread award with this one :lol: |
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| oldraven |
| I wait until I get home. |
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| snugs |
quote:
Originally posted by bigmack000
so what do you do ?
i think the one that you get form the box are crap and never work right
...did Terry hack bigmack's account? :dunno: |
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| bigmack000 |
quote:
Originally posted by qualthar
Cmon Terry, everyone likes high school girls :thumbup:
I think someone's fishing for the Best Thread award with this one :lol:
iam busted lol . nope terry didn't hack me lol i was bored last night |
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| seevik |
| u cant always wait till u just get home, sumtimes u just gotta go, i try nto to use public for shitting but when i gotta, i gotta, so i put a shitload of paper |
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| PraxGTI |
I went to the theatre and it was gross in the bathroom (Galaxy Cinemas, Sherwood Park).
Like it was REALLY gross. Feces everywhere, on the seats, urine all over the seats and floors, major wipedown prior to use (mid-movie bathroom run).
There were 3 staff just standin around BS'in so I sent in a complaint through email about it. Free movies tickets, free popcorn and pop tickets, it was great, I am going to complain about things like that more often :thumbup: |
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| Markgase2000 |
Im not easily grossed out but when it comes to takin a crunch in public places before I enter a bathroom I ask staff for disenfectant. They ALWAYS go in and clean it for me before I stink up the stall.
When I went to Tony Romas and asked for disenfectant they gave it to me :blink: and I was unimpressed they didnt offer to clean the stall for me. |
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| ChromeDragon |
What I don't understand is how people miss urinals? At my work all the time there is piss on the ground in front of the urinal (at the Journal). Do people just stand like 4 feet away from the urinal and aim for it or what? Then I walk in and have to stand with my feet 5 feet apart to avoid standing in their piss.
The piss on the toilet seat really gets me too. Usually it's people that are too lazy to lift the seat or don't want to touch it, but I often find that these are the same people who don't wash their hands when they finish doing their business. That just grosses me out.
Sadly at restaurants there are often more germs in the mint bowl at the front than on the actual toilet seats. I remember reading about some tests that were run on dinner mints in restaurants after sitting out for a day and there was often more feces recovered from the mints than the toilet in the bathroom. Think about that next time you're popping mints in your mouth at Red Robin.:eek: |
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| REFLUX |
quote:
Originally posted by Inzane
That's the other reason.
But common... I'm 31. Is that really "old"??
Oh no, 31 isn't old at all in today's society!
Heck, even 40 isn't old to me.
But delving into the little world of clubbing, usually that's for people 16 (fake ID) to 26.
But what do I know, I've been clubbing....3 times in my life?
:dunno:
Let's stay on topic though, you know those publicly supplied ass gaskets?
How the heck do they work?
The center part (where the hole is) has the paper still attached at the back.
So when you set it up, the paper drops into the water & soaks it up.
I don't get it.... |
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| Billy |
| If I'm going to drop a deuce in a public washroom chances are that I'm not going to have time to use the ass gasket since it will be an emergency use of said dirty toilet. |
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| Billy |
quote:
Originally posted by ChromeDragon
Sadly at restaurants there are often more germs in the mint bowl at the front than on the actual toilet seats. I remember reading about some tests that were run on dinner mints in restaurants after sitting out for a day and there was often more feces recovered from the mints than the toilet in the bathroom. Think about that next time you're popping mints in your mouth at Red Robin.:eek:
They did a mythbusters show on that. With toothbrushes though. And the ones that were away from the bathroom had more feces particles on them than the ones actually in the bathroom. Lets face it, nothing is safe from poop! |
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| ross |
| Herpes aint got shit on me!!!!! |
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| Bad Egg |
quote:
Originally posted by ChromeDragon
What I don't understand is how people miss urinals? At my work all the time there is piss on the ground in front of the urinal (at the Journal). Do people just stand like 4 feet away from the urinal and aim for it or what? Then I walk in and have to stand with my feet 5 feet apart to avoid standing in their piss.
The piss on the toilet seat really gets me too. Usually it's people that are too lazy to lift the seat or don't want to touch it, but I often find that these are the same people who don't wash their hands when they finish doing their business. That just grosses me out.
So it really is the Edmonton Urinal after all?
I always wondered about the expression "Yellow Journalism" and now I know where it comes from. |
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| ChromeDragon |
| Haha the journal is far from the only place, but you just don't really expect it in a place full of educated people. I mean, I've been able to hit the toilet for at least 6 months now.:dunno: |
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| ross |
| haha..... yah i never understood what was so hard about hitting the urinal... i mean its got sides.... a top... a bottom.... how can you miss? the only excuses i could see is if your hammerd... or checking out the guys dank beside you...... so i guess theres alot of gay drunk guys in edmonton :p |
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| Markgase2000 |
quote:
Originally posted by REFLUX
, you know those publicly supplied ass gaskets?
How the heck do they work?
The center part (where the hole is) has the paper still attached at the back.
So when you set it up, the paper drops into the water & soaks it up.
I don't get it....
You mean its tough to grasp like Stallone in Demolition Man havin trouble with the 3 sea shells? Im curious too , wont be suprised to see lil kids come out of the wash room with a fancy round paper bib lol!
Somebody post a pic! |
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| Wankel |
quote:
Originally posted by Markgase2000
You mean its tough to grasp like Stallone in Demolition Man havin trouble with the 3 sea shells? Im curious too , wont be suprised to see lil kids come out of the wash room with a fancy round paper bib lol!
Somebody post a pic!
Things to do before i die : Eat at a expensive restaurant with a TP bib. |
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| SilverNeonRacer |
quote:
Originally posted by Wankel
Things to do before i die : Eat at a expensive restaurant with a TP bib.
Noo it's an Ass Gasket Bib. |
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| Markgase2000 |
| :lol: :thumbup: no fighting you two! |
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| SilverNeonRacer |
quote:
Originally posted by Markgase2000
:lol: :thumbup: no fighting you two!
Oh go chew an ass gasket :lol: :stickpoke |
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