| onestepback |
So two boys are playing street hockey when a rabid dog comes up and starts attacking one of the boys. The other boy sticks his stick in the dogs collar, twists it, killing the dog. A reporter happens to be walking by. Noticing the hero boy was wearing a Edmonton Oilers jersey, he writes up a headline
Edmonton Oilers fan saves friend from dog.
The boy tells the reporter that he is not an Oilers fan. So the reporter writes up another headline.
Edmonton Eskimos fan saves friend from dog.
The boy again tells the reporter that he is not an Eskimos fan. Flustered, the reporter asks, "well who do you cheer for?" The boy replies "calgary Flames." The reporter writes up a new headline.
Calgary Bastard kills beloved family dog. |
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| ChromeDragon |
quote: Originally posted by onestepback
So two boys are playing street hockey when a rabid dog comes up and starts attacking one of the boys. The other boy sticks his stick in the dogs collar, twists it, killing the dog. An Edmonton Sun reporter happens to be walking by. Noticing the hero boy was wearing a Edmonton Oilers jersey, he writes up a headline
Edmonton Oilers fan saves friend from dog.
The boy tells the reporter that he is not an Oilers fan. So the reporter writes up another headline.
Edmonton Eskimos fan saves friend from dog.
The boy again tells the reporter that he is not an Eskimos fan. Flustered, the reporter asks, "well who do you cheer for?" The boy replies "calgary Flames." The reporter writes up a new headline.
Calgary Bastard kills beloved family dog.
That's better. |
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| seevik |
| hahahaha awsum kid, flames all the way!!!!!! |
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| BananaBoy |
FLAMES SUCK :lol:
But dam, Kipper is good. He blanked us 3-0 tonight. :( |
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| onestepback |
| haha thanks chromedragon. guess i forgot that important fact. lol :thumbup: |
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