| qualthar |
Today I was reviewing my voicemail messages.
One struck me as odd:
"Dave. This is Frank, Sue's boyfriend. If you ever call her again, I'll kill you."
Funny thing is, I don't know anybody named Frank or Sue. Does this dude sound familiar to anyone? I'm assuming it's a wrong number :dunno: |
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| 95EagleAWD |
You're fucked, dude.
Totally fucked. |
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| BlueTurboEGG |
| Just pray he doesn't find much more than your number :D |
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| SketchifisT |
ive heard of this happening before. A guy at my sisters work got mistaken for someone that had been hittin on a guys girlfriend i guess the day before and he came up to him at the starbucks and said, If you ever say that to my girlfriend again i will make it so you will be tastin your own ass for a week and walked away.
But yeah just hope that he doesn't follow up, but to be safe if anyone introduces themselves as a Dave, Frank or Sue just run for it |
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| rexxrally |
Well, since he knows "Dave" and you're not him, you could have some fun with him.
Call his number back from a pay phone and say "Hi, this is Dave. Yeah, you're right. I won't call Sue again. The last time I called her name, she didn't answer, mostly because she had my dick in her mouth"................... |
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| mike3 |
quote:
Originally posted by rexxrally
Well, since he knows "Dave" and you're not him, you could have some fun with him.
Call his number back from a pay phone and say "Hi, this is Dave. Yeah, you're right. I won't call Sue again. The last time I called her name, she didn't answer, mostly because she had my dick in her mouth"...................
haha very funny, but could turn out for the worse |
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| Markgase2000 |
| Hey Dave if he bothers you Ill back you up. I got lasers :thumbup: |
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| SilviaDrifter |
quote:
Originally posted by rexxrally
Well, since he knows "Dave" and you're not him, you could have some fun with him.
Call his number back from a pay phone and say "Hi, this is Dave. Yeah, you're right. I won't call Sue again. The last time I called her name, she didn't answer, mostly because she had my dick in her mouth"...................
thats gold hahahaha |
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| qualthar |
quote:
Originally posted by rexxrally
Well, since he knows "Dave" and you're not him, you could have some fun with him.
Call his number back from a pay phone and say "Hi, this is Dave. Yeah, you're right. I won't call Sue again. The last time I called her name, she didn't answer, mostly because she had my dick in her mouth"...................
:lol: Pure gold, that is!
I don't have his number, my phone was off at the time the message was recorded. I can only see the number if it's on at the time :( Otherwise I'd be all over that :p |
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| DeathBy240 |
| Frank and Sue sound too fake together. Prank? |
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| Casanova |
Is your name Dave? Do you state your name on your personal greeting on voicemail? It could be a crazy bf saw that your number called her (could be for a for sale ad, business, etc) and just called it back.
Did he sound like a wiseguy? FUGGEDABOUDIT |
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| Casanova |
and I got one of those its uploaded on the net somewhere.
"Is my daughter with you? If you are with my daughter, I'll fucking kill you! She's only 16 for fuck sakes!"
haha she told me she was 18 |
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| youngbex |
| o sorry, that was me i just giving you a hard time qualthar |
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| tokes |
When I just got my new cell number I was getting messages for a while.
"Hey Meghan, this is Alex. I'm really sorry about what I said and did. I said a lot of hurtful things, and I hope we still have a chance together. I know you're going on vacation soon, but it would mean a lot if you would call me back."
I think OK, he didn't leave his number, what can I do? Two days later....
"Hey Meg, it's me. I really hope you arn't trying to avoid me, it took a lot for me to apologize for what I said before, because you know what kind of a person I am. I havn't left the house in a couple days and I'm feeling a bit down, so please just call me."
At this point I'm like oh snap, this guy is gonna kill himself. A week passes and I think OK, I'm in the clear. Wait, no I'm not. This guy leaves me another message on my phone at about 4 in the morning and he's clearly drunk, and slurring his words.
"God, you're such a fucking whore. Why don't you ever turn on your fucking phone, or are you too busy getting fucked in the back alley behind a liquor store? Speaking of which, I have warts and fucked your sister. Enjoy the burning, bitch."
:eek: He never left a phone number, and I never actually got a hold of him. I didn't get caller ID till I had my phone for about a month, so he might have been one of my missed calls and I never would have known it. The worst part of this all? My little recording for the voice mail said "Hey, this is Ryan. Phone ain't on or I'm passed out in the gutter, so leave me a message" I never heard back from him, so maybe he manned up and called her house or went to see her or something. |
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| Buddyworm |
^ Hahahahaha. Oh man, that's awesome.
B-Wurm :D |
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| SilviaDrifter |
| hahaah it really is awsome hahahaha |
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| seevik |
| the meghan alex convo, thats prolly a chick giving sum drunk guy a fake number, and it ended up bein urs |
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