| masterv |
So, my friend was talking to his brother last night. He told him he'd burn a few cd's for him since they are starting to share the same musicial tastes. He wanted to network his pc to the gf's since her burner is faster than his. He tried to run netsetup.exe but the
damn a: wont work on the pc. Since he seems oh-so computer savvy he knocked it's ass out with a 4-D cell mag-lite. So, im thinking he's banging the shit out of his a: but, what he's really missing is the intended victim and whacking dah hd. After about 5/7 pummeling blows, he tries to start up the comp again...this time it goes to safety mode.
nothing he does works...his hd is now officially fukked.
didnt lose anything of major importance,
tah's if you dont count the thousands of mp3's he spent
the past 6 months searching for.
so the steps are:
1-remove tower panel
2-curse out problematic component reminding
it that it's in for a beat-down
3-grab the mag-lite or anything similiar
4-hack and hack at the part(s) until you feel
taht it's learned it's lesson
5-turn on pc and witness the screen of death
6-unleash the dogs and continue the assault on the pc tower
7-salvage anything you didnt destroy in the rage
(fans, power supply, sticks of RAM,etc. etc.)
8-throw it down the garbage shute at 3am
and listen to the neighbors start bitching from the
doorway about the appropriate times for such activity
9-tell them they will be next ni line for an LA style
whooping
10-go have sex
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| dogstar |
sounds like good times, lol
dont use a mag lite tho, they scratch easily, those 10" long craftsman screwdrivers work excellently, just hold em by the point and bash away, plus you can stab em through things, or pry them apart.
AND when you break the screwdriver (you will eventually), you can get a new one :D |
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| FingerPuppet |
Nice.
Poor computer...... |
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| import_3000 |
quote:
Originally posted by masterv@Feb 23 2003, 11:33 AM
10-go have sex
:)
good idea hahaha |
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| ChromeDragon |
Balpeen hammers can cause some damage, or a sawzall, I'd love to see a sawzall going thru a hard drive! hehehe
Chromey |
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| Spike7ss |
quote:
Originally posted by ChromeDragon@Mar 16 2003, 08:40 PM
Balpeen hammers can cause some damage, or a sawzall, I'd love to see a sawzall going thru a hard drive! hehehe
Chromey
im all for the ball pein, but even better is a sledge hammer :D :D :o :P :mellow: ;) B) |
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| ChromeDragon |
| Or your car, hit it with your car!!! |
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| Spike7ss |
or leave it on a main highway, and hope a semi hits it!!!!
That will show bill gates :D :P :o :) :( :blink: :wacko: :unsure: |
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