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Pro Drag
You think your wu-tang sword can defeat me?

Tech2
You gotta love those guys. When I was living in taiwan there was always some kung fu or qigong guy lifting cement, pulling cars, hanging wieghts, or otherwise showing off with his johnson.

There was a whale that washed up dead on the beach last year, and everyone went there to see it's johnson. It was a "huge" national news story.

I was on a TV show where we had to go look at this 12 foot phallus shaped rock and touch it so we could all go a "all the time, for a long long time".

Another time we climbed some mountain that had a local name something like "dick peak" for the same reason. This is all something of a pattern I'd say.

Me, I am quite comfortable with myself and don't have to prove to everyone that I can use my knob to pull a car. It may not compete with a dead sperm whale, but it works perfectly fine at what it was designed for. ;)

RS13
bahahah make sure you read the second caption under the second pic.

SketchifisT
really the question is why...... sure you can but why???

Tech2
cough--- overcompensation ---cough

ChromeDragon
Well, when in fucking crazy town ...




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