| alexusonfire |
You might be a RICEBOY if....Your muffler is louder than your stereo.
You might be a RICEBOY if....Your stereo has more power than your car.
You might be a RICEBOY if....Your PIAA fog lights are brighter than your headlights.
You might be a RICEBOY if....The wing on your car has more lift than an airplane.
You might be a RICEBOY if....You've eaten more rice in your car than women.
You might be a RICEBOY if....Your car has more neon than the local quickie mart.
You might be a RICEBOY if....Your car is usually confused with the soud of a leaf blower.
You might be a RICEBOY if....Your car alarm talks in Japanese.
You might be a RICEBOY if....You cross speed bumps at an angle to avoid getting stuck.
You might be a RICEBOY if....Your parents spent more buying your car than your education.
You might be a RICEBOY if....You drive your sports car 45mph on the freeway.
You might be a RICEBOY if....You can fit a watermelon or any large fruit in your tailpipe.
You might be a RICEBOY if....You have a sticker on your car reminding you what your car is "powered by".
You might be a RICEBOY if....You don't know the language of the stickers on your car.
You might be a RICEBOY if....You have high performance wipers.
You might be a RICEBOY if....You have never paid your own gas bill.
You might be a RICEBOY if....You have ever modified, or bragged about modifying your wipers.
You might be a RICEBOY if....Your car says 0.5 rather than 5.0
You might be a RICEBOY if....You don't know the size of your engine. (or afraid to tell)
You might be a RICEBOY if....You have a fake car phone or antenna on your car.
You might be a RICEBOY if....You have to stop to see if your radio is on because of the muffler.
You might be a RICEBOY if....You modify a picture of your modified car.
You might be a RICEBOY if....Your car talks in Japanese.
You might be a RICEBOY if....You spend money on a carbon fiber stick shift knob, thinking it will help.
You might be a RICEBOY if....Your car says "asian enginunity" anywhere on it.
You might be a RICEBOY if....You passed the DMV test, but cannot understand the signs on the road.
You might be a RICEBOY if....You have neon around the car's plates. |
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| icydude |
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You might be a RICEBOY if....Your muffler is louder than your stereo.
what about those with no radio haha? |
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| alexusonfire |
| stereos in rice rockets are like 4 wheels on a car you have to have them |
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| bluecargirl666 |
id like to add one..
you're tint has more color than whats left of the paint on the car |
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| S2KPWR |
| I made a post about this like a year ago... Cant seem to find it, but there were like 100 reasons. |
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| 95EagleAWD |
| I take speedbumps/curbs at an angle if they're big. I'm no ricer. I just don't like the sound of my front fascia scraping the ground. |
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| alexusonfire |
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Originally posted by 95EagleAWD
I take speedbumps/curbs at an angle if they're big. I'm no ricer. I just don't like the sound of my front fascia scraping the ground.
yah so do i theres a couple i disagree with but still there funny |
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| n0c7 |
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Originally posted by 95EagleAWD
I take speedbumps/curbs at an angle if they're big. I'm no ricer. I just don't like the sound of my front fascia scraping the ground.
Me too. Our damn 2g's get so low to the ground when we drop them especially with a kit. I actually invested effort, time and money into improving my suspension by lowering it, not for the looks. Honestly, with all the hassle I have, there is still a gap in the rear and I still can't get the wheels 100% aligned to where I'm happy with them. I don't think it makes me a ricer, but it sure does make the car a pain in the ass to drive in rush hour traffic if you have to do a few errand stops on the way home. I've had to turn left across 3 lanes, then slam on the brakes and angle into a parking lot and then leave the guy behind me stuck in the middle of the road while I crawl in with traffic coming towards him :lol: I'm thinking about getting a decal on the rear window that says something like "Caution: LOWERED VEHICLE. This vehicle crawls into every parking lot and unexpectedly stops at all unlevel pavement." |
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| n0c7 |
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You might be a RICEBOY if....You have ever modified, or bragged about modifying your wipers.
Yes, yes, the infamous one wiper "conversion". Guilty. Good ol' Honda days. This "mod" actually saved my ass once. I put my wipers back to normal as I grew out of the little fads. I was driving on the highway in a heavy rain storm when a gust of wind tore my drivers side wiper off. I happened to have my toolbox handy and I quickly pulled over and redid the conversion. :lol: |
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| alexusonfire |
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Originally posted by n0c7
Yes, yes, the infamous one wiper "conversion". Guilty. Good ol' Honda days. This "mod" actually saved my ass once. I put my wipers back to normal as I grew out of the little fads. I was driving on the highway in a heavy rain storm when a gust of wind tore my drivers side wiper off. I happened to have my toolbox handy and I quickly pulled over and redid the conversion. :lol:
yah i miss seeing the one wiper cars...it was always either a del sol or MR2's that i always seen this done to....but now i never see any like that i miss the good ol days. Now kids do drugs instead of making cheap stupid mods to their cars...i don't know which i would rather see done:D |
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| alexusonfire |
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Originally posted by n0c7
Me too. Our damn 2g's get so low to the ground when we drop them especially with a kit. I actually invested effort, time and money into improving my suspension by lowering it, not for the looks. Honestly, with all the hassle I have, there is still a gap in the rear and I still can't get the wheels 100% aligned to where I'm happy with them. I don't think it makes me a ricer, but it sure does make the car a pain in the ass to drive in rush hour traffic if you have to do a few errand stops on the way home. I've had to turn left across 3 lanes, then slam on the brakes and angle into a parking lot and then leave the guy behind me stuck in the middle of the road while I crawl in with traffic coming towards him :lol: I'm thinking about getting a decal on the rear window that says something like "Caution: LOWERED VEHICLE. This vehicle crawls into every parking lot and unexpectedly stops at all unlevel pavement."
the one good thing about my 2g is i have adjustable suspension....so if i get sick of having to dodge every manhole cover and dip in the road i can just raise my car back up but phff...who wants to do that |
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| lilweiner |
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Originally posted by alexusonfire
the one good thing about my 2g is i have adjustable suspension....so if i get sick of having to dodge every manhole cover and dip in the road i can just raise my car back up but phff...who wants to do that
oohhhh mmmmyyy goooodddd , you said dodge and 2g in the same sentence...muhahahahahahaa |
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| Soulfly |
hahaha.. The only thing I did from that list.. Is Take speed bumps at an angle.. to avoid My front lip getting taken off.. But I don't anymore..
So.. Am I good? Not a Ricer???:dunno: |
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| alexusonfire |
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Originally posted by Soulfly
hahaha.. The only thing I did from that list.. Is Take speed bumps at an angle.. to avoid My front lip getting taken off.. But I don't anymore..
So.. Am I good? Not a Ricer???:dunno:
Haha yah your not a ricer i still have to avoid those anoying speed bumps.....but that lilwiener guy is...he's such a loser with his gay GTR and his coffee can exhaust that you could fit a small child in :D |
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| 95EagleAWD |
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Originally posted by Soulfly
hahaha.. The only thing I did from that list.. Is Take speed bumps at an angle.. to avoid My front lip getting taken off.. But I don't anymore..
So.. Am I good? Not a Ricer???:dunno:
You have a Civic. Of course you're a ricer. :lol:
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| droppedatbirth |
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Originally posted by alexusonfire
You might be a RICEBOY if....You've eaten more rice in your car than women.
i'll eat rice in my car waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay before a woman. |
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| RacerGirl |
| you cannot forget about decals for parts you don't even have on your car. |
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| Honda_Finatic |
| ^^ and the numerous air fresheners on the dash. |
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| dc2696 |
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Originally posted by droppedatbirth
i'll eat rice in my car waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay before a woman.
food in car baddddd. ditto with radio's lol |
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| F4geze63 |
| I wonder how many of these apply to people here. |
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| dc2696 |
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Originally posted by F4geze63
I wonder how many of these apply to people here.
prolly none....seriously lol:lol: |
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| Tech2 |
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Originally posted by alexusonfire
You might be a RICEBOY if....Your parents spent more buying your car than your education.
You might be a RICEBOY if....You have never paid your own gas bill.
Those 2 are classic!
:lol: :lol: :lol: |
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| ehos |
| ... if you want to put a kiddie toy on your moms TSX. |
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| DelSoln |
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Originally posted by ehos
... if you want to put a kiddie toy on your moms TSX.
LOL uh oh its gotten personal. |
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| dc2696 |
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Originally posted by DelSoln
LOL uh oh its gotten personal.
haha ehos is on a flaming mission, watch jonjon it the big bad over lirate over analysing over technically obvious EHOS!!!!!!!!:eek: :lol: |
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| Tech2 |
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Originally posted by DelSoln
LOL uh oh its gotten personal.
Busted! |
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| ehos |
Dou!
You caught me! Was my plan that transparent?? |
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| Soulfly |
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Originally posted by 95EagleAWD
You have a Civic. Of course you're a ricer. :lol:
;)
Same should apply for Lancers..
I see Way more lancers then Civic's on the road... |
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