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Wal-Mart
Refund at Wal-Mart
A middle aged woman went to a Wal-Mart service counter and tells the
clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't
work.
The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought
it on 'special'.
Suddenly, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts
screaming! "PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES!!"
The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager in front of a
growing crowd of customers.
The manager goes to the woman and asks, "Ma'am what's wrong?" She
explained the problem with the toaster, and he tells
her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.
Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts
screaming, "PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES!"
And doing so draws an even BIGGER crowd! In shock,
the store manager pleads, "Ma'am, why are you saying that?"
In a huff, the woman says, "BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED
WHEN I'M GETTING SCREWED!"
The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded! |
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| charger_guy |
| HAHAHAH so funny |
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| kyuu |
| Pretty funny. Btw I hate Wal-mart and refuse to shop there |
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| seevik |
| is this a joke or true story??? lol pretty good anyways |
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| 95EagleAWD |
Maybe she shouldn't be an idiot, and read their return policy.
I fucking hate customers like that, who think they're entitled the world.
Good joke, though. |
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| Jord@n |
quote:
Originally posted by 95EagleAWD
Maybe she shouldn't be an idiot, and read their return policy.
I fucking hate customers like that, who think they're entitled the world.
Good joke, though.
What he said. |
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| Honda_Finatic |
| i agree as well. |
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| n0c7 |
quote:
Originally posted by 95EagleAWD
Maybe she shouldn't be an idiot, and read their return policy.
I fucking hate customers like that, who think they're entitled the world.
Good joke, though.
Shut up and pinch my nipples.
You too Jord@n.
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| Buddyworm |
quote:
Originally posted by 95EagleAWD
Maybe she shouldn't be an idiot, and read their return policy.
I fucking hate customers like that, who think they're entitled the world.
Good joke, though.
Ugh, tell me about it. It's even worse when you work at the place. Even if you're doing your damndest to help them they still think you're trying to bend them over.
It's rediculous how people think businesses do nothing but try to screw them. Half the time the particular product has a less than 10% markup and people think they're getting hosed.
Or I got this one so much during the christmas season:
"Can you give me a discount on the display model?"
"Hehe, unfortunately not."
"Why not?"
"Store policy. I'm basically a glorified cashier, I can't make decisions like that."
"Well that's bullshit, it's probably been manhandled all to hell."
"I put it out yesterday..."
I mean, for chrissake people! It sits in a glass case! There's nothing wrong with it! At least you know this one's not defective. Granted, there are a few things I would never buy display models of... *cough*TVs*cough*
B-Wurm :D |
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| Jord@n |
quote:
Originally posted by n0c7
Shut up and pinch my nipples.
You too Jord@n.
:bowdown:
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| 95EagleAWD |
quote:
Originally posted by n0c7
Shut up and pinch my nipples.
You too Jord@n.
:bowdown:
:lol:
I would've never guessed... :blink: |
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