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Favorite funny Ebay "scams" - Click HERE for Original Thread

BlueTurboEGG
Since there is so much talk about Ebay stuff, (mystery car, etc.)...

http://cgi.ebay.com/Im-selling-my-w...1QQcmdZViewItem

Incase this ad gets removed before anyone can get to it, here is the article in it's entirety:





I'm selling my wife's box NR!! Relisted

I'm selling my wife's box, I tried to before but ebay pulled it. I'm selling her box because as you can see from the pictures, my cock doesn't fit in her box. If I try and shove it in any further I will tear her box and she doesn't want that. We have tried in the past to get rid of her box but have had no luck. She gave her box to the neighbor twice, but he returned it. Then she tried to give it to the mailman, but he said he rather have my cock. Please help us out. I will ship her box to anywhere in the world. I will only charge up to actual shipping cost. My cock is only pictured as a reference and not included. The box measures about 6 inches tall and 4 3/4 inches wide and deep.

Before ebay pulled this auction I had over 25,000 hits and 150 watchers. I had replied to 50 questions and dumped about 50 repeats or dumb ones. I will only answer questions about shipping this time, as ONE ebay member complained about my responses and got ebay to pull the auction. What a world we live in, the offense of one ends the entertainment of thousands.

Jord@n
haha that's awesome!

detpulsar
That is great. One time I saw a guy sell a invisible car on ebay and got 45 bux. The buyer got a bill of sale and pic's of the guy "sitting" in his car.

Tech2
HAHAHA
:lol: :lol: :lol:

SilverNeonRacer
Or the fake 360 box.... that went for like $1200.

Or the comedian that sold the leader position on a political party... some body bidded, but since he can't actually sell it, they never paid, but e-bay says he owns them like $12,000 or something....

Charles_00civic
When I was 13 I was into this. I would sell outboard motors and shirts on here. I decided to see what else I could sell. I sold "fresh prairie air" for 10 dollars, but my corwning achievement was my x-box box. I went to toys-r-us and bought a display xbox box for 20 bux. I listed it at BUY IT NOW 250 U.S and put "BRAND NEW XBOX BOX" Some guy fell into the trap and thought it was a typo and bought it! :thumbup:

BlueTurboEGG
Oh, you're an asshole man :D

brock
thats mean stuff haha

joker
crowning achievement? Way to steal

Lococoin
that was a cunty thing to do to someone, i wouldnt be proud of that.

ChromeDragon
The DJ over at Sonic put his friendship up for bid and it sold for over $1 million. Of course it was noted in the ad that the winner could pay with monopoly money. Hopefully ebay didn't ask him to pay their fee.:blink:

95EagleAWD
My younger brother sold "Igloo Ice" on ebay. He put up catch phrases like "stock liquidating fast!" on the ad.

He sent the guy a cardboard box with a ziploc bag full of tapwater.

$17 USD in his pocket to a guy in Kentucky.

:lol:

ozzmodan
During one of the free listing days on Ebay, I listed a whole bunch of pez dispensers I got at the dollar store. They all went for between $5 & $15, not bad for paying $1 each. I feel no remorse either, if they don't know what their buying, they shouldn't bid.

Kyle




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