| n0c7 |
Whats the weirdest thing you've found on the ground? The other day I came home and happened to notice a small piece of paper on the front step. I picked it up and it was from a fortune cookie. It said - "You are in for a pleasant surprise."
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I later found out my sister had a pocket full of those little papers and had lost that one, but it had me creeped out for a day or so. |
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| the_fornicator |
lol anthrax covered fortune cookie slip
Biggest find was $50.
Ooooooo, some guy left a 48 pack of evian water bottles underneath a shopping cart in the costco parking lot. I didn't feel bad liberating it cause fucker didn't put his cart back.
oh yeah, you can always find TONS of golf clubs at the driving range. people just leave them around.
* joking about that last one. |
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| newaccorddriver |
| weirdest thing ive found was a $5 bill with dog shit on it, picking it up would only make me feel dirty...:tear: |
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| 2ndgenlude |
dad found a crow-bar in the middle of a side street once. still in our garage :D
found a wallet with like 20bucks, baseball in some bushes by old house |
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| flatboy |
| Always see shoes on the ground, like wtf is up with that. How does a guy lose 1 shoe? |
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| MM99lude |
| found a box of ABC laundry detergent. Just sittingon the street, unopened... LEMON FRESH! |
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| NightmareMX6 |
I found a $100 bill on the ground:thumbup:
But the wierdest is what looked like anal beads, I saw them and I just kept walking. |
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| mitsubitchy |
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But the wierdest is what looked like anal beads, I saw them and I just kept walking.
LOL anal beads, its probably one of those braclets or whatever that some chinese people wear and its brown |
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| n0c7 |
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Originally posted by mitsubitchy
LOL anal beads, its probably one of those braclets or whatever that some chinese people wear and its brown
:lol: I couldnt hold back from laughing at this one. |
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| newaccorddriver |
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Originally posted by MM99lude
found a box of ABC laundry detergent. Just sittingon the street, unopened... LEMON FRESH!
i would have cut the box open, spread a thin layer of it on the road and did the rain dance:wavey: |
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| newaccorddriver |
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Originally posted by NightmareMX6
But the wierdest is what looked like anal beads, I saw them and I just kept walking.
that doesnt sound like you, walking away from a potential sex toy:lol: |
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| newaccorddriver |
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Originally posted by flatboy
Always see shoes on the ground, like wtf is up with that. How does a guy lose 1 shoe?
i always think its the bums that carry stuff around. they just happen to carry too many things and tend to drop one or two things and not even notice it |
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| newtuner |
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Originally posted by newaccorddriver
weirdest thing ive found was a $5 bill with dog shit on it, picking it up would only make me feel dirty...:tear:
Ha ha :lol: funny shit. everytime I reread it I laugh all over again. |
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| SilverNeonRacer |
um a 4ft high by 6ft diameter mountain of soap suds.
Oh wait my friend put it there... was great to sit back and watch people crawl up to it(while driving) to check it out. It was like 3am in a small town. |
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| youngbex |
| the usual, some leaves, apples, hubcaps, dead bodies just the average stuff lurking in the hood:thumbup: |
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| Ravendarat |
| Hmmmm, a topless girl. Atempts to pick her up failed miserably |
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| JdmCrx |
| I found this drunk guy passed out.. and his head was all bloody.. haha by united cycle one time. haha we gave him a donut. |
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| Flex |
when I lived in the apartments by NAIT when I was going to school there. I would go home for the weekend and whenever I would come bacj there would be rolled up kleenex and used condoms in my stall........I made a pretty wide berth around those let me tell you.
The landlord put a sign on the front door letting the ternants know that ladies of the evening where using our stalls for their transactions......:blink: |
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| n0c7 |
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Originally posted by JdmCrx
I found this drunk guy passed out.. and his head was all bloody.. haha by united cycle one time. haha we gave him a donut.
Oh fuck that made my night. :thumbup: |
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| newaccorddriver |
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Originally posted by Flex
The landlord put a sign on the front door letting the ternants know that ladies of the evening where using our stalls for their transactions......:blink:
:lol: that just made my day |
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| Tech2 |
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Originally posted by NightmareMX6
But the wierdest is what looked like anal beads, I saw them and I just kept walking.
What I want to know is how the hell did they fall out!?!? |
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| Orzel_pl |
Bra, and I dont mean just any bra, I mean like King Kong Tits Bra. The thing looked like it could cover the front end of a MACK truck. Laid end to end, Evil Kanevil himself couldnt jump it.
I also found money from Thailand, which was cool, cause at first I didnt know where it was from, so did a little research and found out I was 50cents richer in Thailand.
Muffler.
Oh and tweezers pushed into a Nerf Ball, like atleast 10 tweezers. First I though "Oh cool contemporary art", followed by a moment of thought and "Who the fuck does this shit?!".
Needless to say, dont touch bra's and pointy nerf balls laying on the street, its just common sense. |
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| Soulfly |
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Originally posted by JdmCrx
I found this drunk guy passed out.. and his head was all bloody.. haha by united cycle one time. haha we gave him a donut.
Wasn't that After the meet one time last summer??? |
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| NightmareMX6 |
| Trust me those beads didn't look like they were for around your neck. they were about a 1" diameter and the strand was 2 feet long. |
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| JdmCrx |
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Originally posted by Soulfly
Wasn't that After the meet one time last summer???
yea lol. :lol: |
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| REFLUX |
G-string
fuggin nastay
h000000r |
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| newaccorddriver |
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Originally posted by REFLUX
G-string
fuggin nastay
h000000r
i find granny panties from time to time. now THOSE are nasty, a g-string would be a big improvement |
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| dance_of_curse |
| a 4 foot high gnome...it was insane...we tried to take it by putting it on a skate board..but it felloff and the head broke off..:dunno: |
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| JdmCrx |
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Originally posted by dance_of_curse
a 4 foot high gnome...it was insane...we tried to take it by putting it on a skate board..but it felloff and the head broke off..:dunno:
lol |
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| dance_of_curse |
| yeah it was pretty sweet but it weighed a fucking ton. it woulda looked good in my yard..lol |
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| JdmCrx |
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Originally posted by dance_of_curse
yeah it was pretty sweet but it weighed a fucking ton. it woulda looked good in my yard..lol
lol i wonder how they managed to get it over onto their lawn. :dunno: |
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| dance_of_curse |
| it was in a dumpster at a school...so kinda on the street my friends found it and then as i was goings to macs they saw me and told me so we got it out..lol i wonder why the schoolwould throw away such a sweet thing maybe it scared the children?...but damn i wish i coulda got it..lol damn cement |
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| JdmCrx |
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Originally posted by dance_of_curse
it was in a dumpster at a school...so kinda on the street my friends found it and then as i was goings to macs they saw me and told me so we got it out..lol i wonder why the schoolwould throw away such a sweet thing maybe it scared the children?...but damn i wish i coulda got it..lol damn cement
sounds kinda creepy... :stickpoke |
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| midnite |
| few months ago i found a hustler in my parkade. |
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| Charles_00civic |
I found a hello kitty wallet with 60 bucks in it and a folded up picture of a nude asian chick.
Ohh. I also found this civic on the side of the street. It was just sitting there. All i had to do was break a window and touch the red wire to the green one.. |
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| newaccorddriver |
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Originally posted by Charles_00civic
I found a hello kitty wallet with 60 bucks in it and a folded up picture of a nude asian chick.
i dont think any guy would own that kinda wallet. and what kinda girl would have a nude picture of a girl in their wallet?:dunno: :lol: |
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| Ravendarat |
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Originally posted by newaccorddriver
i dont think any guy would own that kinda wallet. and what kinda girl would have a nude picture of a girl in their wallet?:dunno: :lol:
My Kinda Girl;) |
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| newaccorddriver |
quote:
Originally posted by Ravendarat
My Kinda Girl;)
then obviously your not her kinda material;) |
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| Ravendarat |
| Its funny, because its True. |
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| Charles_00civic |
quote:
Originally posted by newaccorddriver
i dont think any guy would own that kinda wallet. and what kinda girl would have a nude picture of a girl in their wallet?:dunno: :lol:
I dunno.. It was near the kinsmen the bus stop. |
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| un|BROKEN |
| i found someones finger once! it was nasty! |
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| baker_jeff |
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Originally posted by un|BROKEN
i found someones finger once! it was nasty!
Whoa whoa whoa. This one needs an explanation!!! A REAL finger!?? |
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| Altezza |
| The wierdest thing i found which isnt really weird at all but its the location a squirrel. Yes you see those almost everyday in the summer but in your house? I was surprised i like like hmm how the hell did you get in ? Was fun to get it out thats for sure:blink: |
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| Wolfdio |
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Originally posted by flatboy
Always see shoes on the ground, like wtf is up with that. How does a guy lose 1 shoe?
Lol, I heard this from a comedian a couple years ago, so excuse the accuracy:
"Very very very very heavy people don't know when they step in dog doo doo. The only way for them to find out is to kick their shoe off, step back and look under the sole. And thats why you only see one shoe on the side of the road"
Also:
I found a box of cornpops under a shopping cart unopened... man the guy who bought it was piiiiissed
I found 8 speaker stands unopened in a case
A bong made out of a sprite bottle, tin foil, a straw and tape
An 8 leaf clover. I took it cuz i doubt ill ever see one again
Flip-out key with built in remote to an Audi? |
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| Ravendarat |
| Time to go find an Audi ;) |
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