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Sperm Bank - Click HERE for Original Thread

Fire'N'Ice
A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."

integraboi_00
:lol:

n0c7
:lol: :lol: :lol: :bowdown: I feel for him.

Jord@n
:lol:

droppedatbirth
:lol: :thumbup:

300zxgal
i think i just threw up al ittle in my mouth...



sick

Z33
:lol: :lol: :lol: thats funny

Fire'N'Ice
quote:
Originally posted by 300zxgal
i think i just threw up al ittle in my mouth...



sick


LOL...I'm with ya on that!

n0c7
Hmm.. almost a poll time.. Terry where are ya! Spit or swallow? :lol:

95EagleAWD
:lol:

I laughed... :lol: :lol: :lol:

Fire'N'Ice
ah but do you spit or swallow? :dunno:

2HIGH~PSI
wow...awesome:thumbup:

n0c7
quote:
Originally posted by Fire'N'Ice
ah but do you spit or swallow? :dunno:


I missed this reply. :lol: Havent had to do either.

Fire'N'Ice
quote:
Originally posted by n0c7
I missed this reply. :lol: Havent had to do either.


geesh I was beginning to think you were pleading the 5th on that question being it took nearly a month for a response!

n0c7
quote:
Originally posted by Fire'N'Ice
geesh I was beginning to think you were pleading the 5th on that question being it took nearly a month for a response!


Well if I had to, I would s

Fire'N'Ice
well actually I was thinking you were too scared to say ya do

n0c7
Just FYI, I'm a straight male. :D I think.. uh..
:drool:

dc2696
ahahaha thats gold, grapefruit juice everyday=the swallow:thumbup:

project 4 door
that was sick but funny ......:lol:




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