| notaturbotalon |
Excerpted from an article which
appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2.
Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables,were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank.
The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding.
As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat."
The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened. They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.
Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. The newspaper headline
read:
IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING... |
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| DA_DSMTUNER |
| hey phil u busy today????? |
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| notaturbotalon |
| Not overly, just trying to play with my ECU all day. |
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| DA_DSMTUNER |
| well today im free i took a day off of work so if u want me to swing by i can? |
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| notaturbotalon |
| I'll be at Kris' all day with the car, so it's closer for you if you want, just tell me what time and I'll give you directions. |
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| DA_DSMTUNER |
| would 2:00pm be fine???? |
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| notaturbotalon |
| 3:30-4ish? My cell is 289-2245 going to get lunch right now, so if I don't answer I'm on my bike, leave a message and I'll call u back. |
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| notaturbotalon |
| I wouldn't have thought otherwise, but if anything decent comes through my email I post it. |
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