| Blaine B. |
It's a beautiful, warm, spring morning and a man and his wife are
spending the day at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose fitting, almost
see through, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps. The zoo is not
very busy this morning and as they walk through the Ape exhibit, they
pass in front of a very large, hairy gorilla.
Noticing the girl, the gorilla goes ape. He jumps up on the bars, and
holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), he grunts and pounds his chest
with his free hand.
He is obviously excited at the pretty woman in the wavy dress.
The husband, noticing the excitement, thinks this is funny. He suggests
that his wife tease the poor fellow some more. The husband suggests she
pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom at him, and play along.
She does, and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that
would wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that she let one of her
straps fall to show a little more skin. She does, and Mr. Gorilla is
about to tear the bars down.
"Now try lifting your dress up and flashing your beaver." He says.
This drives the gorilla absolutely crazy, and now he's doing flips and
has a hard-on like a baseball bat.
Then the husband grabs his wife, rips open the door to the cage, flings
her in with the gorilla and slams the cage door shut and says "Now, tell
HIM you've got a f--kin' headache!!" |
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| Soulfly |
| WOW.. Nasty Joke.. :lol: :lol: |
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| dc2696 |
| BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:lol: |
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