| Charles_00civic |
What did the lepper say to the prostitute- Keep the tip
A man watched his wife weed the garden and said "Man, your fat ass is as big as thw BBQ!" Ignoring him the wife continued gardening. Later that night the husband got a little frisky. After a few minutes of being ignored he finally gave up with a huff. His wife turned and said, "What? You thought I was gonna fire up this "big ass grill" for one little weenie?"
A koala and a salamander are getting high in a tree when the salamander says "Man, I gotta get a drink.." So he goes down to the watering hole where he meets crocodile. He has a few gulps then starts puking his guts out. "Man, I dont feel so good. You better go tell Koala I'll be a while." So the crocodile goes to the tree and looks up at the Koala. The Koala's eyes widen and he says "Man, how much water did you drink?."
Did you hear about the new Jewish sports car? It turns on a dime and then picks it up.
A blonde, a brunette, and a red head are on an island. Out of nowhere a genie appears and says "I will grant you each a wish." The brunette says "I wish I had a boat" and she boats to shore. The redhead says "I wish I could swim really well" and she swims to shore. The blonde says " I wish I was a man" and she uses the bridge.
What do you call a blonde with brown hair. Artificial intelligence. |
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| Buddyworm |
:lol: Good stuff. The Koala one cracks me up.
B-Wurm :D |
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| 2HIGH~PSI |
| lol i like the blonde ones :D |
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