| Dogs, Old Ladies, and Walmart - Click HERE for Original Thread |
| Vive le Quebec |
I was at Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my 2 large dogs.
While I was in line at check out, an older woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me. I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door. |
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| Casanova |
| Thats pretty extensive sarcasm. |
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| Jord@n |
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Originally posted by Casanova
Thats pretty extensive sarcasm.
I would have left it at "On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again." |
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| DoubleDown |
I'm gonna go ahead and say this probably never happened.
- Mike |
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| 95EagleAWD |
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Originally posted by DoubleDown
I'm gonna go ahead and say this probably never happened.
- Mike
Considering I've read it on many forums... |
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| Orzel_pl |
| Hilarious either way :lol: |
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| boarderfatty |
| that made my day lol |
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| Vive le Quebec |
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Originally posted by DoubleDown
I'm gonna go ahead and say this probably never happened.
- Mike
werd. |
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| Altezza |
| definitly a strange thread funny non the less :blink: :lol: |
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| POX |
| true or false it still made me smile |
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