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FREE SEX WITH FILL-UP
A gas station in Newfoundland was trying to increase it's gas sales so the owner put up a sign saying "Free Sex with Fill-up." Soon a local pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex. The owner told him pick a number from 1 to 10, if he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. The buyer then guessed 8, the proprietor said, "You were Close. The number was 7. Sorry, no sex this time." A week later, the same guy, along with a buddy, Pulled in for a fill-up, again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number. The guy guessed 2 this time, again the proprietor said. "Sorry, it was 3. You were very close, but no free sex this time." As they were driving away, the Newfy said to his buddy,
"I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex."
Buddy replied, "No bye Billy, it's not rigged, me wife won twice last week."

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