| ChromeDragon |
That's right ladies and gentlemen, I'm here to help you with all your relationship needs, wants, desires(not like that perv, just advice!). If you have any romantic queries, or just want to find out what exactly that rash is and what you need to get rid of it and keep on loving, then Chromeo is in the house!
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| SlowAzzPorsche911T |
Actually I got one.. probably not relationship related but speaking of rashes just sometimes I get them on the inside of my forearm where it's all white and smooth and white bumps raise almost like blisters but no water in em.... insects?
I got another one.... how do you stop yourself from liking someone.. things are moving too fast for my liking and I wanna do the friends thing before it gets super serious.. any advice? |
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| MightyMidget |
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Originally posted by ChromeDragon@Apr 26 2003, 10:26 AM
That's right ladies and gentlemen, I'm here to help you with all your relationship needs, wants, desires(not like that perv, just advice!). If you have any romantic queries, or just want to find out what exactly that rash is and what you need to get rid of it and keep on loving, then Chromeo is in the house!
Chromeo
your a freak matt.........dont you have a date with palmala and handgela tonight????
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| mrprecidia |
| and what makes u think anyone would want your relationship advise....whats your exp? |
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| ChromeDragon |
Hey, didn't you read the name......that should explain it all!!!
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| kracka99 |
| Dr. Love? or Dr. Sore spots? :o |
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| ChromeDragon |
| Whatever ails you! LoL :bigthumbup: |
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| PraxRX7 |
| shouldn't we all be in bed by now? lol |
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| inglewood |
| i want to offer my personal words of commendation to dr. love here on the v8less forums. it's nice to have someone to discuss with us PUBLICLY about all our concerns of our STD related queries. |
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| SlowAzzPorsche911T |
| hey Dr. Dipshit errrrr Dr. Love answer the question :slap: |
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| uncle ben |
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Originally posted by SlowAzzPorsche911T@Apr 26 2003, 05:24 PM
Actually I got one.. probably not relationship related but speaking of rashes just sometimes I get them on the inside of my forearm where it's all white and smooth and white bumps raise almost like blisters but no water in em.... insects?
I got another one.... how do you stop yourself from liking someone.. things are moving too fast for my liking and I wanna do the friends thing before it gets super serious.. any advice?
matt, your gonna loose the arm.........i'm sorry. He he, just kidding, i say allergies. I'm allergic to cats and dogs, and if their hair gets anywhere near me, my forearms and kneck get itchy, and i get bumps on my forearms. But they go away in like an hour or so, depending how quick i can get away from the cat/dog.
almost forgot, my airway closes off too :thumbsdown: fucken cats |
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| ChromeDragon |
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Originally posted by SlowAzzPorsche911T@Apr 26 2003, 05:24 PM
Actually I got one.. probably not relationship related but speaking of rashes just sometimes I get them on the inside of my forearm where it's all white and smooth and white bumps raise almost like blisters but no water in em.... insects?
I got another one.... how do you stop yourself from liking someone.. things are moving too fast for my liking and I wanna do the friends thing before it gets super serious.. any advice?
Well as for the rash, chances are it has something to do with the massive chafing when smothering the chinchilla, what you need to do is slow down and find yourself a better lube! Those chinchillas can be feisty!
I don't understand why you would want to just be friends if you really like them. My advice here is to give a threesome a try, you'll take that next step, but with someone to hold your hand(among other things). Plus if she agrees, then you also know that she's freaky!! :bigthumbup: :bow: :blink:
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| MightyMidget |
Matt, one word, two numbers for ya
UNIT 92 :blue:
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| Perilous_Enterprises |
Ok, I got one for ya love dr....
I'm just about to go to work, and today, a REALLY goodlooking young woman is schedualed to come in today.. I did some work for her last tuesday, and she had to come in again today for a recall on her brakes.. anyhoo, she's hot, and I've been thinking about her ever since I last saw her. So I'ma ask her out for coffee or dinner... my question is; is it right for a technition to hit on a customer while at work?? Like, to me it seems kinda out of place.. you know, mating rituals are supposed to take place in bars, and librarys.. but I'll never see her except for at work...
Also, HOW THE HELL DO I GET RID OF THESE FREEKIN JITTERS!??!?
So yeah, I'm all nervous.. I havn't asked out a girl in almost 2 years (the last one shot me down WAY bad..) and yeah......
HELP!
(I'll post when I get home to inform all of my fate..)
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| FingerPuppet |
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Originally posted by Perilous_Enterprises@Apr 28 2003, 05:18 AM
Ok, I got one for ya love dr....
I'm just about to go to work, and today, a REALLY goodlooking young woman is schedualed to come in today.. I did some work for her last tuesday, and she had to come in again today for a recall on her brakes.. anyhoo, she's hot, and I've been thinking about her ever since I last saw her. So I'ma ask her out for coffee or dinner... my question is; is it right for a technition to hit on a customer while at work?? Like, to me it seems kinda out of place.. you know, mating rituals are supposed to take place in bars, and librarys.. but I'll never see her except for at work...
Also, HOW THE HELL DO I GET RID OF THESE FREEKIN JITTERS!??!?
So yeah, I'm all nervous.. I havn't asked out a girl in almost 2 years (the last one shot me down WAY bad..) and yeah......
HELP!
(I'll post when I get home to inform all of my fate..)
Bob
Just keep cool......
Flirt a little, and if she seems interested....... slip her your number!
You have to gauge this right...... or else if she thinks your a creep she may complain to your boss
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| kracka99 |
Ya dont let your boss find out, unless he's cool about that kind of thing.
If all goes well ask her out for a :beer: then :kiss: then :cuddle: then :boink: and finally :love:
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| Perilous_Enterprises |
K, my mistake.. she came in becuse of squeeky belts..
Anyhoo, thanx for the advice :) I never know how to act.. ppl always tell me to be myself, so I'm myself; thing is, I'm real quiet.. hehe..
So the ever so hot, ms. Bobby (iforgetherlastname) and I had a nice conversation about her clutch. I informed her that it's nearing it's end and should be replace within the next few hundred kilometers. She asked me how much it'd cost, and contrary to company policy I gave her a rough estimate of <$300. Dam I like to babble, srry... There was no mention of hooking up, however she is comming back to get the clutch done. She left her card..
Turns out she's a massage therapist...
However, there was no flirting (or at least, not that I noticed) and other than smiling and looking her in the eye, I really didn't flirt.. But I think the event was what I needed, as I feel good about it... :) However, I still don't have a date..
Should I go check her out at work, or wait till she comes in for the clutch..?
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| Perilous_Enterprises |
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Originally posted by kracka99@Apr 28 2003, 04:06 PM
Ya dont let your boss find out, unless he's cool about that kind of thing.
If all goes well ask her out for a :beer: then :kiss: then :cuddle: then :boink: and finally :love:
Kracka99
not so drastic I think... :) |
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| djshortys |
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Originally posted by Perilous_Enterprises@Apr 28 2003, 03:31 PM
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Originally posted by kracka99@Apr 28 2003, 04:06 PM
Ya dont let your boss find out, unless he's cool about that kind of thing.
If all goes well ask her out for a_ :beer: then :kiss: then :cuddle: then :boink: and finally :love:
Kracka99
not so drastic I think... :)
thats the way of life :bigthumbup: |
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| ChromeDragon |
LoL, hey, I'm the love doc here!
Well this is a tough situation, I've encountered this myself twice. First time, crashed and burned, second time, well I'll tell you in the morning.
Ok, if you can gauge at least some interest, then start looking for hints, ask if she needs a quote to take home for her husband to see so that they can decide if they want to do it. If she says that would be good, then you have the all clear to fill her rad with 80w axle lube.
If you chicken out and don't ask her out, tell her that you'll pull her car out for her and leave your # in the cup holder, maybe with a little note saying you'd be interested in lubing her undercarriage for her, or just a cup of coffee to start. If she calls, she calls, if not, well then it's back to stalking Chris' Mom!
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| midnite |
| if you don't have the nerve yet, break stuff on her car so she keeps coming back |
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| Pro Drag |
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Originally posted by Perilous_Enterprises@Apr 28 2003, 05:29 PM
Turns out she's a massage therapist...
Bob
OHHH buddy,
Tell her you like the shirt she has on, but that it would look better on your floor. Gaurenteed to get a response. :bigthumbup: |
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| SRBURG13 |
| Yeah, like a backhand with a big followthrough. |
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| Pro Drag |
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Originally posted by SRBURG13@May 14 2003, 06:36 AM
Yeah, like a backhand with a big followthrough.
Quite the contrary. :bigthumbup:
It only works with the stuck up hot chicks though. They don't know how to react most of the time because they can't believe any guy would have the sack to say that to them. It has worked on more than one occasion, confidence is the key. :bow: |
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| Pro Drag |
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Originally posted by ChromeDragon@Apr 28 2003, 07:21 PM
If she calls, she calls, if not, well then it's back to stalking Chris' Mom!
Chromeo
Should we change Chris' name to Stifler already? :P |
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| import_3000 |
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Originally posted by Perilous_Enterprises@Apr 28 2003, 05:18 AM
Ok, I got one for ya love dr....
I'm just about to go to work, and today, a REALLY goodlooking young woman is schedualed to come in today.. I did some work for her last tuesday, and she had to come in again today for a recall on her brakes.. anyhoo, she's hot, and I've been thinking about her ever since I last saw her. So I'ma ask her out for coffee or dinner... my question is; is it right for a technition to hit on a customer while at work?? Like, to me it seems kinda out of place.. you know, mating rituals are supposed to take place in bars, and librarys.. but I'll never see her except for at work...
Also, HOW THE HELL DO I GET RID OF THESE FREEKIN JITTERS!??!?
So yeah, I'm all nervous.. I havn't asked out a girl in almost 2 years (the last one shot me down WAY bad..) and yeah......
HELP!
(I'll post when I get home to inform all of my fate..)
Bob
put your phone number and a note on her invoice or reciept, very classy :bigthumbup: |
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| Nightstalker |
| Why the hell would she look at the invoice.. she all ready knows how much she spent. |
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| Z3r03rr0r |
maybe it is just me being semi inciteful,
you have her card + she is a massage therapist
dude book yourself in
the worst that can happen is you get a wicked massage from a lady you got the hots for |
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| Nightstalker |
| heh, ya ask if she has any experiance in erotic massage |
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