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The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a tall cowboy walked in and said "Who owns the big white horse outside?"
The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, "I do....Why?"
The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought you'd like to know that your horse is about dead outside!"
The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and sure enough, Silver was about ready to die from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got the horse some water and soon Silver was starting to feel a little better.
The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to run around Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to cool him down some more."
Tonto said, "Sure, Kemosabe" and took off running circles around Silver.
Not able to do any thing else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the bar to finish his drink.
A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and asks, "Who owns that big white horse outside?"
The Lone Ranger stands up again, and claims, "I do, what's wrong with him this time?"
The cowboy looks him in the eye and says,
"Nothing, but you left your injun running!" |
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| Vive le Quebec |
| hmm...not sure i quite get it... |
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| 300zxgal |
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Originally posted by Vive le Quebec
hmm...not sure i quite get it...
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how can u not get it? |
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| English is the hardest language to learn:dunno: |
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| WorkInProgress |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I can't fucking believe you guys don't understand that joke!
JAWESOME!
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